聽到老公同人講電話今晚去斜足,請問乜嘢係斜足?
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鹹濕"練"腳吖~!!!
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聽到老公同人講電話今晚去斜足,請問乜嘢係斜足?
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<br>係"邪足"吖~~~!!!
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大第
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<br>係米有"料"有下聞既腳底按摩?
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8 卦 replied @ 2009-01-20 5:20 pm
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<br>大第
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<br>係米有"料"有下聞既腳底按摩?
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<br>總知係"鹹濕"野咯....
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收到~
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<br>唔該曬~~~~
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雀仔按摩......不是腳底按摩......
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斜足即是按腳個陣
<br>會斜斜地一路捏上去
<br>一直捕捉到一隻雀仔為止
<br>跟住搽少少油 整返味 油浸花雀
<br>你老公約人整小菜學家政
<br>應該想返來整比你食
<br>tum 你開心
<br>使咩甘多心啊?
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she笑 replied @ 2009-01-20 5:32 pm
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<br>斜足即是按腳個陣
<br>會斜斜地一路捏上去
<br>一直捕捉到一隻雀仔為止
<br>跟住搽少少油 整返味 油浸花雀
<br>你老公約人整小菜學家政
<br>應該想返來整比你食
<br>tum 你開心
<br>使咩甘多心啊?
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<br>哈哈哈~~~!!!
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問佐佢啦,佢話踼波g wor,
<br>嚇得我呀,好彩啫
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阿儀 replied @ 2009-01-20 5:37 pm
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<br>問佐佢啦,佢話踼波g wor,
<br>嚇得我呀,好彩啫
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<br>哈哈哈哈~~~~~甘妳真係好老婆吖.....甘都信!!!
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哦
<br>踢波
<br>你老公都反應幾快
<br>Big 鹹 既香蕉射球 都算斜斜地入網
<br>對腳又要斜斜地拉西先射到
<br>都算斜足
<br>你老公都幾big 鹹
<br>又蕉又ball 又西
<br>好勁
<br>好夫君難求
<br>你好好珍惜啦知嘛?
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she笑 replied @ 2009-01-20 5:43 pm
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<br>哦
<br>踢波
<br>你老公都反應幾快
<br>Big 鹹 既香蕉射球 都算斜斜地入網
<br>對腳又要斜斜地拉西先射到
<br>都算斜足
<br>你老公都幾big 鹹
<br>又蕉又ball 又西
<br>好勁
<br>好夫君難求
<br>你好好珍惜啦知嘛?
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<br>嘩~~~~~笑死!!!
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she笑 replied @ 2009-01-20 5:43 pm
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<br>哦
<br>踢波
<br>你老公都反應幾快
<br>Big 鹹 既香蕉射球 都算斜斜地入網
<br>對腳又要斜斜地拉西先射到
<br>都算斜足
<br>你老公都幾big 鹹
<br>又蕉又ball 又西
<br>好勁
<br>好夫君難求
<br>你好好珍惜啦知嘛?
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妖~~~
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<br>洗乜煩0者?
<br>你睇下佢今晚返黎, 咪知佢係咪真係去踢波0羅.
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皇額娘 replied @ 2009-01-20 5:45 pm
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<br>妖~~~
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<br>洗乜煩0者?
<br>你睇下佢今晚返黎, 咪知佢係咪真係去踢波0羅.
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<br>今晚1定無事啦~~~~單野"黃"左咯.....
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皇額娘 replied @ 2009-01-20 5:45 pm
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<br>妖~~~
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<br>洗乜煩0者?
<br>你睇下佢今晚返黎, 咪知佢係咪真係去踢波0羅.
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<br>妖~~~~
<br>咁係睇佢條jj,定係睇佢對腳?講清楚 d 哩!
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妖~~~ replied @ 2009-01-20 5:49 pm
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<br>皇額娘 replied @ 2009-01-20 5:45 pm
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<br>妖~~~
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<br>洗乜煩0者?
<br>你睇下佢今晚返黎, 咪知佢係咪真係去踢波0羅.
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<br>妖~~~~
<br>咁係睇佢條jj,定係睇佢對腳?講清楚 d 哩!
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<br>單野"串"左....仲边有事啫....
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我而家一講 dup 骨二個字......C 嬸就雙眼噴火o甘啤住我......一定唔準.....唔怕講.......自從同 C 嬸一齊......回鄉証沒收......私己錢充公.....
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09年第一個笑話, haha
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大弟 replied @ 2009-01-20 5:51 pm
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<br>妖~~~ replied @ 2009-01-20 5:49 pm
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<br>皇額娘 replied @ 2009-01-20 5:45 pm
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<br>妖~~~
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<br>洗乜煩0者?
<br>你睇下佢今晚返黎, 咪知佢係咪真係去踢波0羅.
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<br>妖~~~~
<br>咁係睇佢條jj,定係睇佢對腳?講清楚 d 哩!
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<br>單野"串"左....仲边有事啫....
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<br>咁就要睇下個女人平時夠唔夠醒, 食唔食得住個男人喇.
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carpediem replied @ 2009-01-20 5:53 pm
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<br>我而家一講 dup 骨二個字......C 嬸就雙眼噴火o甘啤住我......一定唔準.....唔怕講.......自從同 C 嬸一齊......回鄉証沒收......私己錢充公.....
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<br>喂~~~~ 我好似曾經何時聽你講話你自己係個大男人黎架喎~
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carpediem replied @ 2009-01-20 5:53 pm
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<br>我而家一講 dup 骨二個字......C 嬸就雙眼噴火o甘啤住我......一定唔準.....唔怕講.......自從同 C 嬸一齊......回鄉証沒收......私己錢充公.....
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<br>哈哈哈~~~~c嬸有計喎!!!
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carpediem replied @ 2009-01-20 5:53 pm
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<br>我而家一講 dup 骨二個字......C 嬸就雙眼噴火o甘啤住我......一定唔準.....唔怕講.......自從同 C 嬸一齊......回鄉証沒收......私己錢充公.....
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<br>c叔
<br>原來你作故仔係咁叻.....送10個叻叻畀你
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仲有......C 嬸出左部電話要我隨時 report position......我覺得自己越來越似巴比龍......終身監禁呀......
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carpediem replied @ 2009-01-20 6:02 pm
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<br>仲有......C 嬸出左部電話要我隨時 report position......我覺得自己越來越似巴比龍......終身監禁呀......
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<br>抵你有今日,鬧港女?
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carpediem replied @ 2009-01-20 6:02 pm
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<br>仲有......C 嬸出左部電話要我隨時 report position......我覺得自己越來越似巴比龍......終身監禁呀......
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<br>終身監禁+長期釘倉~~~haha
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揼有正骨邪骨之分.
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<br>90年代前,香港所有骨場只有正骨而冇邪骨(北角嗰三幾間例外),後來北姑開始多,慢慢就有咗邪骨,即係所謂既出火服務,本地技師都亦步亦趨,做埋出火,不出三兩年,9 成骨場都有邪骨,所以十幾年前黃玉郎幫碧濤澗拍廣告,都係以一句"老婆最放心"做招徠,因為碧濤澗係己經算係當時香港少有既正骨場.
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<br>反而深圳不嬲都係正骨,極少邪骨,但由三個月前金融海嘯開始,生意難做,好多正骨都改正歸邪.
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<br>妳老公話去既斜足,十成十係邪足,香港而家好多足浴,生意競爭越嚟越大,開始仿傚邪骨,至於係點邪法,妳可以自己諗吓.
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車.....亞叔幾十歲......耍玩要滾後生o個陣玩夠啦.......仲臨老入花蟲咩......
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喂~~~~ 我好似曾經何時聽你講話你自己係個大男人黎架喎~
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<br>C 嬸 幫佢出左ma
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C 嬸係我剋星......
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carpediem replied @ 2009-01-20 6:02 pm
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<br>仲有......C 嬸出左部電話要我隨時 report position......我覺得自己越來越似巴比龍......終身監禁呀......
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<br>你鍚c嬸姐 ^^
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<br>你要飛甩尾, 我又唔信有人敢困住你呀 哈哈
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哇, 哈哈哈,"斜足"第一次聽!!!
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我而家一講 dup 骨二個字......C 嬸就雙眼噴火o甘啤住我......一定唔準.....唔怕講.......自從同 C 嬸一齊......回鄉証沒收......私己錢充公.....
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<br>仲有......C 嬸出左部電話要我隨時 report position......我覺得自己越來越似巴比龍......終身監禁呀......
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<br>C 叔, 我覺你今次老作ar!
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<br>倒返轉頭, 係你乖乖企定定jar, 邊到都唔咁去jar! 同埋你自動向Mrs.C 佈告行踪, 分分鍾係你出個"行踪電話" 比Mrs. C jar.
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<br>嘻嘻, Mrs.C 真係掂! 係我等女子偶像啊!
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<br>最衰自已冇save 到你大罵港女d 咆哮post. 同而家乖考清純既C叔真係180.
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<br>係米之前遇上男性週期更年期, 而家過左期(expired),冇哂氣呢. hehehe....
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<br>Mrs C 就好啦, C叔咁love 她!!!!!!
<br>羨慕死隔離 >.<
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唔怕講.......自從同 C 嬸一齊......回鄉証沒收......私己錢充公.....
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<br>抵得你, 講就好似好慘, 實質你好似好proud of 有個女人管著你wor.
<br>呢d係未叫做以退為進式哂命呢?
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<br>C shook, 你比偽震更為"幸福男" ar!!!!
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邪足.... hahaha. 原來係按"第三隻腳".
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<br>d 男人真係多花臣.
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<br>幾時she.com 搞個 "斜足同樂日" 呀? 有冇男網友踴躍報名呢? 會唔會攞到"group discount" ar?
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有CS你係度, 無論什麼活動大把男網友會出席啦~~~哈哈
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第一個一定係C叔,唔係就唔好玩,佢哋係最佳拍檔.
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我中間隻腳好痕
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CS 姐.....kikikiki......講真......呢排真係好開心......因為 I've made a choice......and there is no more hesitation......有人話.....情人視線不應只是對望......而是望著同一方向......
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情人視線不應只是對望......而是望著同一方向
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<br>OMG, 原來改邪歸正嘅C叔係咁sweet ^.^
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C叔係眾女偶像...哈哈
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其實 C 嬸未見我家長架.....我老母好古板.....未必接受一個失婚婦做家嫂.....仲要一拖一.......唉.....
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carpediem replied @ 2009-01-21 12:10 pm
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<br>其實 C 嬸未見我家長架.....我老母好古板.....未必接受一個失婚婦做家嫂.....仲要一拖一.......唉.....
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<br>你唔好低估你母親既古板. 尤其你娘親见你寡左咁耐, 做寡仔果時成日想殺人(港女)咁滯....
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<br>難得而家你セセ枯木セ春(sorry, 中文差), 又春風滿面, 意態撩人etc.... 個人成個之潤哂.... 你娘親必然比credit C嫂既.
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<br>而家d老人家都會隨時代進步架啦. 明白仔大仔世界架la.
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<br>0 thread carpediem replied @ 2009-01-21 11:31 am
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<br>CS 姐.....kikikiki......講真......呢排真係好開心......因為 I've made a choice......and there is no more hesitation......有人話.....情人視線不應只是對望......而是望著同一方向......
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<br>thanks for sharing! 真係好啦, 替你開心!
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<br>各位睇下, 愛情既威力幾咁震hum! 鐵柱都可以變做温柔小白免. 但願各有情人终成卷熟(pardon my 譯音), 世界更美好!
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CS 姐.....俾妳セ春一輪之後好似都係有o的明.....有o的唔明......kikikiki....