誠招老闆娘
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<p>自我介紹:又肥又矮又醜又老又蠢又鈍又傻又懵又窮又 out 5mins 已婚 she 男</p>
<p>入職條件:願者上吊...</p>
<p>薪酬:面議</p>
<p>工作:想做就去做</p>
<p>工作時間:不定</p>
<p>有意內洽!</p>
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好DRY喎@_@"""
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咁可以點改善?
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可愛小動物, 可以洽嗎?
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月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 3:21 pm
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<br>可愛小動物, 可以洽嗎?
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<br>我唔玩人獸...
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等摺埋啦
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男人真係唔得..
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tonyabc replied at 2013-05-28 3:28 pm
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<br>男人真係唔得..
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<br>得你係咪想應徵呀?
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月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 3:27 pm
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<br>等摺埋啦
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<br>she宜家通常只係沉...好少摺埋架:p
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karl replied at 2013-05-28 3:37 pm
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<br>tonyabc replied at 2013-05-28 3:28 pm
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<br>男人真係唔得..
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<br>得你係咪想應徵呀?
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<br>佢會諗番一年半載先...您可以比少少耐性慢慢揼:p
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多事 replied at 2013-05-28 3:38 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 3:37 pm
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<br>tonyabc replied at 2013-05-28 3:28 pm
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<br>男人真係唔得..
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<br>得你係咪想應徵呀?
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<br>佢會諗番一年半載先...您可以比少少耐性慢慢揼:p
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<br>如果老闆係女扮男, 咁我應該諗少半年:P
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<br>純粹想撐下karl場:)
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多事 replied at 2013-05-28 3:38 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 3:37 pm
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<br>tonyabc replied at 2013-05-28 3:28 pm
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<br>男人真係唔得..
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<br>得你係咪想應徵呀?
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<br>佢會諗番一年半載先...您可以比少少耐性慢慢揼:p
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<br>我正想叫佢練左葵花寶典先...
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又高又瘦又令又聰慧又善解人意書女在此,誠意應徵。
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<br>版主有膽下聘書嗎?^^
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朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 3:59 pm
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<br>又高又瘦又令又聰慧又善解人意書女在此,誠意應徵。
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<br>版主有膽下聘書嗎?^^
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<br>係咪有圖有真相先~^^
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多事 replied at 2013-05-28 4:03 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 3:59 pm
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<br>又高又瘦又令又聰慧又善解人意書女在此,誠意應徵。
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<br>版主有膽下聘書嗎?^^
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<br>係咪有圖有真相先~^^
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<br>何須要圖?員外見過我真身。
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<br>員外午安。(快快讚我乖!)
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朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:06 pm
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<br>多事 replied at 2013-05-28 4:03 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 3:59 pm
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<br>又高又瘦又令又聰慧又善解人意書女在此,誠意應徵。
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<br>版主有膽下聘書嗎?^^
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<br>係咪有圖有真相先~^^
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<br>何須要圖?員外見過我真身。
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<br>員外午安。(快快讚我乖!)
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<br>妳真係乖啦...=.="""
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我一向好乖。
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<br>今日更乖,要娛樂大眾。
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<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主去哪了?
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朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 3:59 pm
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<br>又高又瘦又令又聰慧又善解人意書女在此,誠意應徵。
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<br>版主有膽下聘書嗎?^^
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<br>膽一定有,爭在會唔會請左你又俾人話我搶人條女!
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朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
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朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:15 pm
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<br>我一向好乖。
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<br>今日更乖,要娛樂大眾。
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<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主去哪了?
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<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主←你有無入錯版??
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silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
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<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
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<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
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karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:25 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
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<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
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<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
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<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
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silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:30 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:25 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
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<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
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<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
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<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
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<br>咁你有無用絲襪笠頭既癖好呢?
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karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:37 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:30 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:25 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
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<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
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<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
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<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
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<br>咁你有無用絲襪笠頭既癖好呢?
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<br>笠邊個個頭,,自己的還是女的,,定係龜頭
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karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:25 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
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<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
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<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
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<br>聽說穿過受歡迎d....
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silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
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<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
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<br>我已經有一個妹仔,容不下一個書僮。
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月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 4:45 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:25 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
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<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
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<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
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<br>聽說穿過受歡迎d....
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<br>真的假的,,為何呢,,請指教
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silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:39 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:37 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:30 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:25 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
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<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
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<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
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<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
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<br>咁你有無用絲襪笠頭既癖好呢?
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<br>笠邊個個頭,,自己的還是女的,,定係龜頭
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<br>我點知你鍾意笠邊個...不如你話我知
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月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 4:45 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:25 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
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<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
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<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
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<br>聽說穿過受歡迎d....
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<br>即場除?
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朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:46 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
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<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
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<br>我已經有一個妹仔,容不下一個書僮。
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<br>你可以撮合佢同你個妹仔
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silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:30 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:25 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
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<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
<br>===============================================================
<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
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<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
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<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
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karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:48 pm
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<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
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<br>聽說穿過受歡迎d....
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<br>即場除?
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<br>加錢
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朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:49 pm
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<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
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<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
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<br>即場除!!??
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karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:21 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:15 pm
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<br>我一向好乖。
<br>
<br>今日更乖,要娛樂大眾。
<br>
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主去哪了?
<br>===============================================================
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主←你有無入錯版??
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<br>版主的艷名威震書界,怎會弄錯呢?嘻〜〜
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朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:49 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:30 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:25 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
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<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
<br>===============================================================
<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
<br>===============================================================
<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
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<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
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<br>小的最愛女士穿黑絲
<br>性感又sexy
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月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 4:50 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:49 pm
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<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
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<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
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<br>即場除!!??
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<br>你幫我除?^^
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月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 4:50 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:49 pm
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<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
<br>===============================================================
<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
<br>===============================================================
<br>即場除!!??
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<br>加錢!
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朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:52 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:21 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:15 pm
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<br>我一向好乖。
<br>
<br>今日更乖,要娛樂大眾。
<br>
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主去哪了?
<br>===============================================================
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主←你有無入錯版??
<br>===============================================================
<br>
<br>版主的艷名威震書界,怎會弄錯呢?嘻〜〜
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<br>你意思是我臭名遠播...?
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朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:56 pm
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<br>月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 4:50 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:49 pm
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<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
<br>===============================================================
<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
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<br>即場除!!??
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<br>你幫我除?^^
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<br>你願意既,,我可以代勞
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唉...我既老闆娘係邊...
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silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 5:03 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:56 pm
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<br>月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 4:50 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:49 pm
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<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
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<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
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<br>即場除!!??
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<br>你幫我除?^^
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<br>你願意既,,我可以代勞
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<br>42吋的長腿,可受不了五短的祿山之爪。
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karl replied at 2013-05-28 5:01 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:52 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:21 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:15 pm
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<br>我一向好乖。
<br>
<br>今日更乖,要娛樂大眾。
<br>
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主去哪了?
<br>===============================================================
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主←你有無入錯版??
<br>===============================================================
<br>
<br>版主的艷名威震書界,怎會弄錯呢?嘻〜〜
<br>===============================================================
<br>你意思是我臭名遠播...?
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<br>係威名。
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karl replied at 2013-05-28 5:05 pm
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<br>唉...我既老闆娘係邊...
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<br>在版主的家中
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朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 5:07 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 5:03 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:56 pm
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<br>月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 4:50 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:49 pm
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<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
<br>===============================================================
<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
<br>===============================================================
<br>即場除!!??
<br>===============================================================
<br>你幫我除?^^
<br>===============================================================
<br>你願意既,,我可以代勞
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<br>42吋的長腿,可受不了五短的祿山之爪。
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<br>五短的祿山之爪可令你騷癢入骨,,把持不定呀
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朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 5:10 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 5:01 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:52 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:21 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:15 pm
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<br>我一向好乖。
<br>
<br>今日更乖,要娛樂大眾。
<br>
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主去哪了?
<br>===============================================================
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主←你有無入錯版??
<br>===============================================================
<br>
<br>版主的艷名威震書界,怎會弄錯呢?嘻〜〜
<br>===============================================================
<br>你意思是我臭名遠播...?
<br>===============================================================
<br>係威名。
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<br>有咩咁威呢...威在溝唔到女
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silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 5:03 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:56 pm
<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
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<br>即場除!!??
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<br>你幫我除?^^
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<br>你願意既,,我可以代勞
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<br>彈開~
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karl replied at 2013-05-28 5:12 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 5:10 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 5:01 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:52 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:21 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:15 pm
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<br>我一向好乖。
<br>
<br>今日更乖,要娛樂大眾。
<br>
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主去哪了?
<br>===============================================================
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主←你有無入錯版??
<br>===============================================================
<br>
<br>版主的艷名威震書界,怎會弄錯呢?嘻〜〜
<br>===============================================================
<br>你意思是我臭名遠播...?
<br>===============================================================
<br>係威名。
<br>===============================================================
<br>有咩咁威呢...威在溝唔到女
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<br>此言差矣。朱顏正是來應徵呀!嘻~~
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silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 5:12 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 5:07 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 5:03 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:56 pm
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<br>月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 4:50 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:49 pm
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<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
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<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
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<br>即場除!!??
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<br>你幫我除?^^
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<br>你願意既,,我可以代勞
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<br>42吋的長腿,可受不了五短的祿山之爪。
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<br>五短的祿山之爪可令你騷癢入骨,,把持不定呀
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<br>我正是怕癢。
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朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 5:16 pm
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<br>五短的祿山之爪可令你騷癢入骨,,把持不定呀
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<br>我正是怕癢。
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<br>抽水不癢的
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朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 5:10 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 5:05 pm
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<br>唉...我既老闆娘係邊...
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<br>在版主的家中
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<br>o_O""