誠招老闆娘

[karl]

<p>自我介紹:又肥又矮又醜又老又蠢又鈍又傻又懵又窮又 out 5mins 已婚 she 男</p>
<p>入職條件:願者上吊...</p>
<p>薪酬:面議</p>
<p>工作:想做就去做</p>
<p>工作時間:不定</p>
<p>有意內洽!</p>

[多事]

好DRY喎@_@"""

[karl]

咁可以點改善?

[月野兔]

可愛小動物, 可以洽嗎?

[karl]

月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 3:21 pm
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<br>可愛小動物, 可以洽嗎?
<br>===============================================================
<br>我唔玩人獸...

[月野兔]

等摺埋啦

[tonyabc]

男人真係唔得..

[karl]

tonyabc replied at 2013-05-28 3:28 pm
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<br>男人真係唔得..
<br>===============================================================
<br>得你係咪想應徵呀?

[多事]

月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 3:27 pm
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<br>等摺埋啦
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<br>she宜家通常只係沉...好少摺埋架:p

[多事]

karl replied at 2013-05-28 3:37 pm
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<br>tonyabc replied at 2013-05-28 3:28 pm
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<br>男人真係唔得..
<br>===============================================================
<br>得你係咪想應徵呀?
<br>===============================================================
<br>佢會諗番一年半載先...您可以比少少耐性慢慢揼:p

[tonyabc]

多事 replied at 2013-05-28 3:38 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 3:37 pm
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<br>tonyabc replied at 2013-05-28 3:28 pm
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<br>男人真係唔得..
<br>===============================================================
<br>得你係咪想應徵呀?
<br>===============================================================
<br>佢會諗番一年半載先...您可以比少少耐性慢慢揼:p
<br>===============================================================
<br>如果老闆係女扮男, 咁我應該諗少半年:P
<br>
<br>
<br>純粹想撐下karl場:)

[karl]

多事 replied at 2013-05-28 3:38 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 3:37 pm
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<br>tonyabc replied at 2013-05-28 3:28 pm
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<br>男人真係唔得..
<br>===============================================================
<br>得你係咪想應徵呀?
<br>===============================================================
<br>佢會諗番一年半載先...您可以比少少耐性慢慢揼:p
<br>===============================================================
<br>我正想叫佢練左葵花寶典先...

[朱顏]

又高又瘦又令又聰慧又善解人意書女在此，誠意應徵。
<br>
<br>版主有膽下聘書嗎？^^

[多事]

朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 3:59 pm
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<br>又高又瘦又令又聰慧又善解人意書女在此，誠意應徵。
<br>
<br>版主有膽下聘書嗎？^^
<br>===============================================================
<br>係咪有圖有真相先~^^

[朱顏]

多事 replied at 2013-05-28 4:03 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 3:59 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>又高又瘦又令又聰慧又善解人意書女在此，誠意應徵。
<br>
<br>版主有膽下聘書嗎？^^
<br>===============================================================
<br>係咪有圖有真相先~^^
<br>===============================================================
<br>何須要圖？員外見過我真身。
<br>
<br>員外午安。（快快讚我乖！）

[多事]

朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:06 pm
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<br>多事 replied at 2013-05-28 4:03 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 3:59 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>又高又瘦又令又聰慧又善解人意書女在此，誠意應徵。
<br>
<br>版主有膽下聘書嗎？^^
<br>===============================================================
<br>係咪有圖有真相先~^^
<br>===============================================================
<br>何須要圖？員外見過我真身。
<br>
<br>員外午安。（快快讚我乖！）
<br>===============================================================
<br>妳真係乖啦...=.="""

[朱顏]

我一向好乖。
<br>
<br>今日更乖，要娛樂大眾。
<br>
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主去哪了？

[karl]

朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 3:59 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>又高又瘦又令又聰慧又善解人意書女在此，誠意應徵。
<br>
<br>版主有膽下聘書嗎？^^
<br>===============================================================
<br>膽一定有,爭在會唔會請左你又俾人話我搶人條女!

[silksocksmaster]

朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎

[karl]

朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:15 pm
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<br>我一向好乖。
<br>
<br>今日更乖，要娛樂大眾。
<br>
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主去哪了？
<br>===============================================================
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主←你有無入錯版??

[karl]

silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
<br>===============================================================
<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??

[silksocksmaster]

karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:25 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
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<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
<br>===============================================================
<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
<br>===============================================================
<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱

[karl]

silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:30 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:25 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
<br>===============================================================
<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
<br>===============================================================
<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
<br>===============================================================
<br>咁你有無用絲襪笠頭既癖好呢?

[silksocksmaster]

karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:37 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:30 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:25 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
<br>===============================================================
<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
<br>===============================================================
<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
<br>===============================================================
<br>咁你有無用絲襪笠頭既癖好呢?
<br>===============================================================
<br>笠邊個個頭,,自己的還是女的,,定係龜頭

[月野兔]

karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:25 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
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<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
<br>===============================================================
<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
<br>===============================================================
<br>聽說穿過受歡迎d....

[朱顏]

silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
<br>===============================================================
<br>我已經有一個妹仔，容不下一個書僮。
<br>
<br>

[silksocksmaster]

月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 4:45 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:25 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
<br>===============================================================
<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
<br>===============================================================
<br>聽說穿過受歡迎d....
<br>===============================================================
<br>真的假的,,為何呢,,請指教

[karl]

silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:39 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:37 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:30 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:25 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
<br>===============================================================
<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
<br>===============================================================
<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
<br>===============================================================
<br>咁你有無用絲襪笠頭既癖好呢?
<br>===============================================================
<br>笠邊個個頭,,自己的還是女的,,定係龜頭
<br>===============================================================
<br>我點知你鍾意笠邊個...不如你話我知

[karl]

月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 4:45 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:25 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
<br>===============================================================
<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
<br>===============================================================
<br>聽說穿過受歡迎d....
<br>===============================================================
<br>即場除?

[karl]

朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:46 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
<br>===============================================================
<br>我已經有一個妹仔，容不下一個書僮。
<br>
<br>===============================================================
<br>你可以撮合佢同你個妹仔

[朱顏]

silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:30 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:25 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
<br>===============================================================
<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
<br>===============================================================
<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
<br>===============================================================
<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^

[月野兔]

karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:48 pm
<br>===============================================================
<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
<br>===============================================================
<br>聽說穿過受歡迎d....
<br>===============================================================
<br>即場除?
<br>===============================================================
<br>加錢
<br>

[月野兔]

朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:49 pm
<br>===============================================================
<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
<br>===============================================================
<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
<br>===============================================================
<br>即場除!!??

[朱顏]

karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:21 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:15 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>我一向好乖。
<br>
<br>今日更乖，要娛樂大眾。
<br>
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主去哪了？
<br>===============================================================
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主←你有無入錯版??
<br>===============================================================
<br>
<br>版主的艷名威震書界，怎會弄錯呢？嘻〜〜

[silksocksmaster]

朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:49 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:30 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:25 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 4:20 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>朱顏,,我又唔係員外,,亦唔係巨賈,,我可以做你伴讀書童嗎
<br>===============================================================
<br>兄台鍾意絲襪??
<br>===============================================================
<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
<br>===============================================================
<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
<br>===============================================================
<br>小的最愛女士穿黑絲
<br>性感又sexy
<br>

[朱顏]

月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 4:50 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:49 pm
<br>===============================================================
<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
<br>===============================================================
<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
<br>===============================================================
<br>即場除!!??
<br>===============================================================
<br>你幫我除？^^

[karl]

月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 4:50 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:49 pm
<br>===============================================================
<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
<br>===============================================================
<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
<br>===============================================================
<br>即場除!!??
<br>===============================================================
<br>加錢!

[karl]

朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:52 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:21 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:15 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>我一向好乖。
<br>
<br>今日更乖，要娛樂大眾。
<br>
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主去哪了？
<br>===============================================================
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主←你有無入錯版??
<br>===============================================================
<br>
<br>版主的艷名威震書界，怎會弄錯呢？嘻〜〜
<br>===============================================================
<br>你意思是我臭名遠播...?

[silksocksmaster]

朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:56 pm
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<br>月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 4:50 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:49 pm
<br>===============================================================
<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
<br>===============================================================
<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
<br>===============================================================
<br>即場除!!??
<br>===============================================================
<br>你幫我除？^^
<br>===============================================================
<br>你願意既,,我可以代勞
<br>

[karl]

唉...我既老闆娘係邊...

[朱顏]

silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 5:03 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:56 pm
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<br>月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 4:50 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:49 pm
<br>===============================================================
<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
<br>===============================================================
<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
<br>===============================================================
<br>即場除!!??
<br>===============================================================
<br>你幫我除？^^
<br>===============================================================
<br>你願意既,,我可以代勞
<br>===============================================================
<br>42吋的長腿，可受不了五短的祿山之爪。

[朱顏]

karl replied at 2013-05-28 5:01 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:52 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:21 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:15 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>我一向好乖。
<br>
<br>今日更乖，要娛樂大眾。
<br>
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主去哪了？
<br>===============================================================
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主←你有無入錯版??
<br>===============================================================
<br>
<br>版主的艷名威震書界，怎會弄錯呢？嘻〜〜
<br>===============================================================
<br>你意思是我臭名遠播...?
<br>===============================================================
<br>係威名。

[朱顏]

karl replied at 2013-05-28 5:05 pm
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<br>唉...我既老闆娘係邊...
<br>===============================================================
<br>在版主的家中

[silksocksmaster]

朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 5:07 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 5:03 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:56 pm
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<br>月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 4:50 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:49 pm
<br>===============================================================
<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
<br>===============================================================
<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
<br>===============================================================
<br>即場除!!??
<br>===============================================================
<br>你幫我除？^^
<br>===============================================================
<br>你願意既,,我可以代勞
<br>===============================================================
<br>42吋的長腿，可受不了五短的祿山之爪。
<br>===============================================================
<br>五短的祿山之爪可令你騷癢入骨,,把持不定呀

[karl]

朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 5:10 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 5:01 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:52 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:21 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:15 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>我一向好乖。
<br>
<br>今日更乖，要娛樂大眾。
<br>
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主去哪了？
<br>===============================================================
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主←你有無入錯版??
<br>===============================================================
<br>
<br>版主的艷名威震書界，怎會弄錯呢？嘻〜〜
<br>===============================================================
<br>你意思是我臭名遠播...?
<br>===============================================================
<br>係威名。
<br>===============================================================
<br>有咩咁威呢...威在溝唔到女

[月野兔]

silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 5:03 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:56 pm
<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
<br>===============================================================
<br>即場除!!??
<br>===============================================================
<br>你幫我除？^^
<br>===============================================================
<br>你願意既,,我可以代勞
<br>===============================================================
<br>彈開~

[朱顏]

karl replied at 2013-05-28 5:12 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 5:10 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 5:01 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:52 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 4:21 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:15 pm
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>我一向好乖。
<br>
<br>今日更乖，要娛樂大眾。
<br>
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主去哪了？
<br>===============================================================
<br>又高又帥又聰明又風流倜儻的版主←你有無入錯版??
<br>===============================================================
<br>
<br>版主的艷名威震書界，怎會弄錯呢？嘻〜〜
<br>===============================================================
<br>你意思是我臭名遠播...?
<br>===============================================================
<br>係威名。
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<br>有咩咁威呢...威在溝唔到女
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<br>此言差矣。朱顏正是來應徵呀！嘻~~
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[朱顏]

silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 5:12 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 5:07 pm
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<br>silksocksmaster replied at 2013-05-28 5:03 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:56 pm
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<br>月野兔 replied at 2013-05-28 4:50 pm
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<br>朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 4:49 pm
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<br>噢!!,,給這位大師釋穿左了,小的只好直認不諱
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<br>我上班時喜歡穿黑絲。^_^
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<br>即場除!!??
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<br>你幫我除？^^
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<br>你願意既,,我可以代勞
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<br>42吋的長腿，可受不了五短的祿山之爪。
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<br>五短的祿山之爪可令你騷癢入骨,,把持不定呀
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<br>我正是怕癢。

[月野兔]

朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 5:16 pm
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<br>五短的祿山之爪可令你騷癢入骨,,把持不定呀
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<br>我正是怕癢。
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<br>抽水不癢的

[karl]

朱顏 replied at 2013-05-28 5:10 pm
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<br>karl replied at 2013-05-28 5:05 pm
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<br>唉...我既老闆娘係邊...
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<br>在版主的家中
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<br>o_O""