Sex and the witty
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Sex and the witty
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Spending time lurking around this forum has made me ponder the question:
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<br>why do most men like their relationships like they like their eggs - over easy, whilst women prefer to poach? This scrambles my brain.
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<br>A particular man caught my eye, a very particular specimen indeed. He is the quintessential example of the over easy kind. It's a shame really, a real shame, a shame that the feelings I have developed for this longwinded lover will sadly be wasted on a man who has no intentions to be privatized.
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<br>His hard-boiled stance on "casual dating" is a pussy repellent, for if he were a man of virtue and commitment, I would let him play in my kitty box all day every day. Too bad he'll forever remain my cyber fantasy, only to make purr in my wildest dreams.
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LT
<br>nobody's perfect!
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if he is not an womanizer, he might be into drugs.
<br>if he is not an womanizer & not into drugs, he might be addicted to gambling.
<br>if he is none of the above, he must be an saint. lol
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Thank you tether, I know you're a cheater, lol.
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tether,
<br>Isn't it a typo --- 'an saint' should be 'insane'? LOL
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<br>P.S. Aligning with the topic, I left my posting at the same thread in the s-board instead ;)
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likewitty,
<br>You're so sane, you know everything and you're always right, you're a man of great moral standards. :)
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LT
<br>just a thin line between sanity and insanity, or perhaps not?
<br>probably they are the same thing with different perspectives?
<br>lol
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LT
<br>i am an cheater with no cheatee, such a loser. want to be my cheatee? lol
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Sanity and insanity sometimes is just an excuse for one's bad behavior.
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<br>tether, sorry, I hate losers but you can join the Twitty Camp though, Lol
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LT
<br>what are bad behaviors ?
<br>yeah, i knew u hate me. lol
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LT
<br>why hate the losers? they are here to serve an noble purpose in this world, dont u know?
<br>hope you can be more compassionate. lol
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So obvious now, you guys all belong to the Twitty Camp, wakaka.
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Twitty Camp, yuck.
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LT
<br>are u the recruiter for twitty camp? lol
<br>any 'jackso' if i join? wkakakaka............
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Jackso is you get to join the likes of likewitty, googe and tether, isn't that great fun? Lol
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LT
<br>i dont think we are gay though. lol
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i couldnt speak for the others, but i am no gay. lol
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LT
<br>even the Nazi's concentration camps had women & twitty camp are all guys. that sxxk. lol
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Well, you'll never know if you never try, you guys will get on fine in there. wink wink LOL
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LT, of all men who posted here, and women for that matter, likewitty is the longest winded one. the amount of air he takes to make a point if any at all is more than enough to propel an hot air balloon around the world...
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<br>bursting his little reality may cause him to crash land early... lol
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<br>Malaysian airline? that's spooky
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i taut i taw a puddy tat.... lol
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pointer,
<br>Nicely put and totally agreed, wakaka.
<br>Seems like so many of us noticed his long winded style and got affected by it, good or bad, who knows, lol.
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<br>wickyleak,
<br>If so, this dude is so powerful, lol.
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正能樣 成張班中國人扮洋鬼子講番話
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吊 中國玩能完
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旺角豪哥 replied at 2014-03-12 4:41 pm
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<br>吊 中國玩能完
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<br>exactly! judging by the quality of these remarks, we should have concern... lol
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<br>well put! lol
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LT, I am curious about your wasted feelings? care to elaborate further? pardon me for being nosy. lol
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寫中文啦能樣。最憎唐人扮蕃狗。返去你間星巴克用幾十蚊買杯咖啡扮有品味啦!
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hahaha.... so many funny a-holes in hk!!!
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shut up yellow bastards $&;:/@&
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Pointer, why are you so nosy? Are you interested in me or the incomparable likewitty? Lol.
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<br>I am just a bit flabbergasted now that the Witty refused to link with the Twitty, so back to the drawing board. Lol
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<br>Likewitty, until next time! wink
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<br>Btw, Starbucks ain't that great, small independent coffee shops might sell better coffee, though for some all coffee taste the same, lol.
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like it or not, twitty is eternally linked with witty. like peas to a pod, nut to a bolt...
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witty from kwun tong?
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正宗香港人 replied at 2014-03-15 10:34 am
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<br>寫中文啦能樣。最憎唐人扮蕃狗。返去你間星巴克用幾十蚊買杯咖啡扮有品味啦!
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<br>YOU 呀 VERY 憤WORLD...咪READ咁多 NEWSPAPER LA^^
<br>NO 益.AR
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pointer replied at 2014-03-16 2:27 pm
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<br>like it or not, twitty is eternally linked with witty. like peas to a pod, nut to a bolt...
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<br>Kinda, everything should have their matching halves.....
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<br>This day will come when Twitty and Witty sign a treaty, lol.
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LT, what kind of treaty you have in mind? something akin to a nuptial contract? lol
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Pointer,
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<br>You got to be kidding me, could you stand this dude for one day? lol.
<br>He can join the twitty camp for further evaluations, let see what we can do for him.
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LT,
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<br>I am just a pointer... I have no intention to take part in any activities in any direction remotely near LW or the likes.
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<br>I am however curious as to why you seem to know so much about your adversary, and why you seem so interested in him as to dedicate a post all in his name. lol
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liketwitty
<br>twitty,got anyone or anything to twit today? lol
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Pointer,
<br>Adverasry? OMG, are you serious? Likewitty is infamous in here, I have nothing agianst him, you seemed to know a lot about him too. Are you his friend? Lol
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<br>Tether,
<br>Do you want me to dedicate a thread to you? Ok, let me do some research on you then, lol.
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LT
<br>welcome, to do an body search on me, if u are a lady.
<br>please, by all means.....lol
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LT,
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<br>I have no friends in here. are you interested in being the first one?
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oohhhhhhh... where has my twitty gone?
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tether replied at 2014-03-24 5:20 pm
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<br>LT
<br>welcome, to do an body search on me, if u are a lady.
<br>please, by all means.....lol
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<br>Ewww, I will leave it for the "lucky" ones. Lol
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pointer replied at 2014-03-25 2:03 pm
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<br>oohhhhhhh... where has my twitty gone?
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<br>You're so friendly, when did I became yours? Lol
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Hi LT,
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<br>You sound like fun!
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Birdie replied at 2014-03-25 2:26 pm
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<br>Hi LT,
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<br>You sound like fun!
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<br>Hi there!
<br>Am I? I hope is a compliment, lol.
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Of course it's meant to be one. Bored at work too?