Olympic Sex
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Come across to this joke today, wanna share<br /><br />Never ask for Olympic sex......... <br />As it only happen once every four years............
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Haha so funny
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Actually there are more jokes
<br>I am so bored that i am actually reading jokes
<br>since we are in sex board, i might as well put up some sex related jokes here.
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The three words you don’t want to hear, while you are making love are:
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<br>"Honey, I am home.”
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Can you shave or something?
<br>Blowing you is like having my teeth flossed!
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My wife and I had our best sex during the divorce.
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<br>It was like cheating on our lawyers.
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A psychiatrist told me and my wife that we should have sex every night.
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<br>As a result, now, we never see each other at night.
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Smart girls know how to play tennis, piano and dumb!
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Kisses
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<br>It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.
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Firemen
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<br>Men are like firemen.
<br>To us, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we are doing, we can be ready in two minutes.
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<br>Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They are very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
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abetter 7:41pm mar 16, 2011
<br>Can you shave or something?
<br>Blowing you is like having my teeth flossed!
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<br>i like this the best
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good to know!
<br>does the joke remind you an "experience"?
<br>hahahaha
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haha, yes, my sp never shave
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Q: Why did the cowboy have sh!t in his moustache?
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<br>A: Because he has been looking for love in all the wrong places.
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<br>geddit? ^_^
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hey idiot,
<br>thanks for sharing, but that's gross!
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<br>hey gal,
<br>your sp is a lucky man