會唔會呃對方話自己係第一次



  • 瞞佢一世?定係坦白好
    求下大家比D意見我,好苦惱



  • 男朋友保守都無辦法



  • 保守就唔會要求搞野啦!



  • 佢無要求, 但呢個男人好好, 我覺得會想同佢結婚


    所以更加唔知應該點開口, 但又遲早都要面對



  • HalseyChu replied at 2012-11-13 3:39 pm


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    佢無要求, 但呢個男人好好, 我覺得會想同佢結婚


    所以更加唔知應該點開口, 但又遲早都要面對


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    而家咩年代, 曾經有過性行為係罪過咩?



  • how old are you first, depend on how mature for you & your man.... mind to tell?



  • 適婚年齡, 佢都就三十, 我好驚如果佢介意, 會成世有條刺



  • how about you?



  • 其實要扮都唔難, 唔係個個天生都有處女膜或者有血


    你睇呢段片就知: lnk.ms/dPMjb


    扮無知少少, 咩都唔識, 純情D就呃到



  • 老婆係一生一世既,唔同女友咁唔滿意可以中出即飛


    揀老婆就好似揀禮服一樣, 你一件普通衫都可以買件二手既


    但你買件禮服如果已經俾人着到殘晒 拎出去點樣見人?


    所以如果老婆個處唔係俾自己攞去而係俾左第個男人


    簡直係男人既恥辱





    再者女仔迷人既處女洞穴何奇吸引


    緊窄既小穴,粉紅既陰唇有邊個男人唔鍾意?


    即使第時老婆塊西用耐左鬆晒


    兼陰唇外反,成塊牛肺咁大片黑沉沉


    你都唔會太傷心


    因為呢D都係你一手破壞而成既





    但如果有第個男人參與過呢個工程就唔同講法了


    情況就好似你自己著花著鬆自己對鞋


    同人地著花著鬆對鞋先俾你著既分別一樣


    試諗下如果第時結左婚同老婆行街


    你地撞番當年用佢巨大既賓周插入你老婆既處女小穴既人


    你老婆同佢介紹你係佢老公時


    果個勝利者,肯定會流露出一手用家既驕傲笑容同你打招呼


    而你只可以次人一等地


    用二手用家身份同佢俯首稱臣


    身為男人既你又點樣接受此等奇恥大辱?


    即使你果晚番屋企怒執老婆一百幾十濟發洩


    都無法改變事實


    何況呢個破麻


    你仲要對住佢成世呢?


    再者,因為當價錢=0時,處女膜既Qd肯定大過Qs


    所以處女膜係economic goods


    而又由於我地唔可以o係factor market買到一片唔連女人小穴既淨處女膜


    必須o係product market 買一個有處女膜既女性


    於是處女就比非處女多一個有價值的factor作bundle sales


    結一次婚閒閒地都用數以十萬


    你唔係用黎花o係一個比人少一個factor 既女人身上啊嘛?


    加上如果第時你D兄弟啊老友啊問起你老婆個處係咪俾左你


    除非你扮野好似黃祖藍咁叻,立刻充滿自信地答"係"啦


    否則你答"er......"


    或者"處唔處咁重要咩"


    又或者"我唔想答"


    你D兄弟老友都一定心裡有數





    你竟然係回教徒


    老婆隻豬唔係你食


    到左你真係有個幸福既小家庭


    咁唔好彩俾你生左個女


    有一日你放工返屋企


    見到有個MK仔UN緊你個寶貝女





    你破口大罵: 你點對得住你將來既老公!


    你個女就會理直氣壯咁同你講:老母隻豬都唔係你食架啦


    連你個女隻豬你都想管


    你個情意結係咪未撚解丫?


    面對女兒一針見血既講話


    恐怕呢一刻你連長輩既尊嚴都會無埋


    所以大家揀老婆一定要揀處女


    否則將來後悔莫及



  • OL replied at 2012-11-13 3:45 pm


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    how about you?


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    26



  • 揀老婆要揀處女 replied at 2012-11-13 3:52 pm


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  • 作為男人, 我會覺得自己老婆同第二個(或更多)上過床, 都係好難接受


    婚前同婚後其實都係一樣, 重點係曾經同第二個人, 全身赤裸咁做過呢D野


    你可以話唔算係背叛, 但呢個事實對於一個愛你既人來講, 都係傷害



  • 你可以呃佢, 但呢個秘密你就要keep一世, 到死都唔講得比佢知


    咁既話你唔單止無咗層處女膜, 仲永遠多咗層隔膜



  • pollyannafung replied at 2012-11-13 4:17 pm


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    你可以呃佢, 但呢個秘密你就要keep一世, 到死都唔講得比佢知


    咁既話你唔單止無咗層處女膜, 仲永遠多咗層隔膜


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    無錯,咁佢永遠都唔會係你最親最無所不談既人



  • Thanks for your information, Do you think the 30 guy will believe HK to be a 26 virgo? If you are a normal lady in Hong Kong, and he look for a virgo to get married, i guess this is his mindset problem only.





    To be fair, if you want to get married with him, just let him know the true as well, even, he will leave with you after that.





    This mean that you are th right one for his crazy mindset only, he don't love you, just love the first sex only.



  • Jeffrey replied at 2012-11-13 4:07 pm


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    作為男人, 我會覺得自己老婆同第二個(或更多)上過床, 都係好難接受


    婚前同婚後其實都係一樣, 重點係曾經同第二個人, 全身赤裸咁做過呢D野你可以話唔算係背叛, 但呢個事實對於一個愛你既人來講, 都係傷害


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    通X算唔算處?



  • 由幾時開始, 女仔既貞操變得毫不重要?


    如果婚前同人上床無錯, 咁一個,兩個,十個又有咩分別?


    如果你另一半同第二個搞, 唔通你唔會傷心?


    而家竟然係話個男仔心態有問題?



  • Jimmy replied at 2012-11-13 5:19 pm


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    由幾時開始, 女仔既貞操變得毫不重要?


    如果婚前同人上床無錯, 咁一個,兩個,十個又有咩分別?


    如果你另一半同第二個搞, 唔通你唔會傷心?


    而家竟然係話個男仔心態有問題?


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    咩貞操呀!我只知女人污糟!一定要帶套!



  • 咁如果未來老婆坐過監呢? replied at 2012-11-13 5:14 pm


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    Jeffrey replied at 2012-11-13 4:07 pm


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    作為男人, 我會覺得自己老婆同第二個(或更多)上過床, 都係好難接受


    婚前同婚後其實都係一樣, 重點係曾經同第二個人, 全身赤裸咁做過呢D野你可以話唔算係背叛, 但呢個事實對於一個愛你既人來講, 都係傷害


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    通X算唔算處?


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    係喎,女仔入冊,處唔處都會通X,CS冇面俾㗎,咁唔算處喇。




  • Jimmy replied at 2012-11-13 5:19 pm


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    由幾時開始, 女仔既貞操變得毫不重要?


    如果婚前同人上床無錯, 咁一個,兩個,十個又有咩分別?


    如果你另一半同第二個搞, 唔通你唔會傷心?


    而家竟然係話個男仔心態有問題?


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    so according to your assumption, if the lady sex with someone that the guy don't get married with her, then she can't get married with anyone, just provide free lunch in here?





    Don;t be crazy la, if you care virgo so much for get married, i guess you goto Afica to find your virgo la, don't stay in HK as well.





    I just know that you are a childs to talking something la, this is the mature & adult world here, not suitable for you, go back to kinergarden to find your virgo la~~ hahaha... on 79!



  • OL replied at 2012-11-13 5:30 pm


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    Jimmy replied at 2012-11-13 5:19 pm


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    由幾時開始, 女仔既貞操變得毫不重要?


    如果婚前同人上床無錯, 咁一個,兩個,十個又有咩分別?


    如果你另一半同第二個搞, 唔通你唔會傷心?


    而家竟然係話個男仔心態有問題?


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    so according to your assumption, if the lady sex with someone that the guy don't get married with her, then she can't get married with anyone, just provide free lunch in here?





    Don;t be crazy la, if you care virgo so much for get married, i guess you goto Afica to find your virgo la, don't stay in HK as well.





    I just know that you are a childs to talking something la, this is the mature & adult world here, not suitable for you, go back to kinergarden to find your virgo la~~ hahaha... on 79!


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    女仔通X/婦產科檢查都冇左隻豬la



  • 女仔好奇第一次自己玩都冇左啦。無衰女認咋。



  • Edison replied at 2012-11-13 5:35 pm


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    咁點同, 佢係問, 好唔好坦白講曾經同人發生過關係


    唔係講緊有無塊膜



  • OL replied at 2012-11-13 5:30 pm


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    Jimmy replied at 2012-11-13 5:19 pm


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    由幾時開始, 女仔既貞操變得毫不重要?


    如果婚前同人上床無錯, 咁一個,兩個,十個又有咩分別?


    如果你另一半同第二個搞, 唔通你唔會傷心?


    而家竟然係話個男仔心態有問題?


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    so according to your assumption, if the lady sex with someone that the guy don't get married with her, then she can't get married with anyone, just provide free lunch in here?





    Don;t be crazy la, if you care virgo so much for get married, i guess you goto Afica to find your virgo la, don't stay in HK as well.





    I just know that you are a childs to talking something la, this is the mature & adult world here, not suitable for you, go back to kinergarden to find your virgo la~~ hahaha... on 79!


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  • 常識





    婦女檢查,dr會先問女女有無性行為的,檢查會有少不同



  • 處係指少女第一次放屁,就冇左㗎喇。



  • Dr replied at 2012-11-13 6:01 pm


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    常識





    婦女檢查,dr會先問女女有無性行為的,檢查會有少不同


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    性行為係關前面塊野啫,後面冇個喎。



  • how about HOCC?



  • HalseyChu replied at 2012-11-13 3:39 pm


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    佢無要求, 但呢個男人好好, 我覺得會想同佢結婚


    所以更加唔知應該點開口, 但又遲早都要面對


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    版主快d同男友搞一次,搞完自己去沖涼,


    沖完同男友講,沖涼時見少少血...咪得囉








    聽講吾係個個女人第一次都有血


    吾知係未女人老作呃男人



  • 唔係個個都有血架, 都唔係個個都有處女膜




    睇下段片學野啦: lnk.ms/dPMjb



  • OL replied at 2012-11-13 4:39 pm


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    Do you think the 30 guy will believe HK to be a 26 virgo?


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    如果佢話係,我會信


    點解要唔信?


    26仲係唔得咩?



  • HalseyChu


    點解要呃佢?


    唔係咪唔係囉


    依家呢個年代,你唔係濫,應該無問題



  • HalseyChu replied at 2012-11-13 3:39 pm


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    佢無要求, 但呢個男人好好, 我覺得會想同佢結婚


    所以更加唔知應該點開口, 但又遲早都要面對


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    如果有得揀





    邊個男人鍾意自己個女人,曾經比人插旗



  • 我覺得坦誠相對比你係咪處更加重要


    如果咁都要瞞住


    咁呢一世點相處茖去?


    無錯係會難受, 但點都應該講



  • 如果你講大話, 萬一佢有一日知道真相, 會更加更加hurt


    到時可能更加難受, 甚至無得原諒


    男人大忌



  • 開處落紅..男人邊有經驗真定假


    除非佢開過好多..





    版主呃男友一生一世啦,費是第時嘈咬話你嫁佢時吾係處



  • 如果呢個世界可以突然間冇咗男人呢種咁既動物


    咁就唔洗問呢個問題


    生存係呢個世界就會開心好多



  • 而家乜年代,仲要第一次?好心咪咁于腐



  • Annie replied at 2012-11-14 12:48 am


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    如果呢個世界可以突然間冇咗男人呢種咁既動物


    咁就唔洗問呢個問題


    生存係呢個世界就會開心好多


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    唔去識男人, 至多SAY HI & BYE


    對你有無好D





    其實你可選擇對男人被之則吉



  • I_am_fly replied at 2012-11-14 9:53 am


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    唔去識男人, 至多SAY HI & BYE


    對你有無好D





    其實你可選擇對男人被之則吉


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    咁佢食咩...食自己?



  • 總有人喜歡吃得素一點, 個人喜好嘛



  • 同未來老公講,妳係第一次食烤薯仔,先不停放咁多屁,唔好意思,以後不敢。



  • 同未來老公講,妳係第一次玩鼻哥窿噴可樂!以後不敢。



  • 同未來老公講,妳係第一次考車牌,嗰下威震青山公路的飄移係符碌。希望他不要在婚後沒收車匙吧。



  • 又係幾多大男人得女人芳心




  • everybody, 版主有講佢第一次的乜咩?咪又係玩post。同佢玩下囉。



  • 不要試 !!!!



  • 返翻轉頭先,點解 Helsey 妳會覺得妳男朋友會介意呢?有啲乜嘢引起妳呢個念頭?



  • 試多次!


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