dilyschong@she.com 一週年紀念



  • 我估計好多@she.com chat左好長時間的朋友都唔見左喇  : (

    dilyschong@she.com 一週年紀念, 賺到數個無所不談的朋友,

    還有對男人有以下見解:

    (apply於每類型男人,唔理佢哋有無條件,男人感到自己都是何生同劉生,

    一日未中風,一日多女'痴', 唔怪啲女咁揀擇,d女越正越嚴重)

    1. 男人想要靚女

    2. 男人想要新鮮

    3. 男人幻想自己很有魅力 (驚條女會痴心,痴身好呀,只當jj無聊的時候)

    4. 新鮮一次好了

    5. 超怕失敗,超怕jj唔硬,超怕被太太知,什麼都怕,只有不怕熟沙



    一年內笑料,我唔記得啲人叫什麼名,唔駛問我:

    1. 有兩條友,見面時睇我對波然後吞口水,之後坐立不安,去好耐廁所(相信是雀仔按摩)......又唔係唔幫你按摩,出來做甚麼呀?浪費時間.....

    2. 有個哥哥,我同佢一齊白白,我給他特別服務,佢投訴我-無徵求佢同意先bj!!! 然後幫佢tits job,又說無徵求佢同意..... 講到去談心呀???九龍塘呀果豎.....3個鐘要走㗎啦

    3. 有個自稱有太太和小孩的,唔識路(唔識去尖東之後過左海)借車揸,無車叉,買被佢又唔識用,約唱k又無唱,只係玩電話,食k buffet只是出去玩電話同囉碟飯,唔夠錢埋單同比停車場,叫我等佢去拿錢,我想即走,唔夠我比(好少錢咋!)...我走唔到,因為佢話唔適路行翻去停車場......最慘之後問我係咪去九龍塘......

    4. 有個'物體',聊msn一個月,忽然消失,見怪不怪,一個月之後出現,pop-up and disappear稱為popcorn guys,佢解釋一大餐我話什麼都不用說,我車拍係邊度,佢真係來,放支茶然後走,然後我打電話多謝佢,佢話佢忙唔講,whatsapp佢唔覆,

    到現在兩個星期,我唔知那個'物體'是誰,下次出手重啲啦....有無手袋鑽石放底呀??

    5. 有單野聽翻來嘅,

    有條女叫個男人伴佢跳舞,好夜喇,然後叫條仔喪揸車兩個鐘,不停揸,三四點頂唔順,好累,不如去真係瞓覺,最後去左九龍塘,條女唔比條仔來,但係自己自摸,條仔見狀幫幫佢,但係條女發皮四話,條仔左住佢自摸!!條仔一瞓然後條女拿條仔手自摸,數次之後,條仔終於放下100蚊叫佢自己坐的士走,條仔走先,但係天光了......





    仲有無笑料呀??



  • 都好多奇遇~



  • 世界之大,真的是無奇不有。



  • hi dily


    咁都幾好喎,識到幾個傾到計既人,唔知可以點同妳聯絡下呢?



  • 文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:06 pm


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    都好多奇遇~


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    Very Funny always



  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 5:11 pm


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    文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:06 pm


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    都好多奇遇~


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    Very Funny always


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    所以呢幾年都好少單獨見netfd~



  • kent replied at 2012-07-08 5:10 pm


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    hi dily


    咁都幾好喎,識到幾個傾到計既人,唔知可以點同妳聯絡下呢?


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    版主咪放左contact 係heading 到囉,Low B!



  • 文度王,


    新料來的......


    : ....(


    Dilys



  • Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:12 pm


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    kent replied at 2012-07-08 5:10 pm


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    hi dily


    咁都幾好喎,識到幾個傾到計既人,唔知可以點同妳聯絡下呢?


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    版主咪放左contact 係heading 到囉,Low B!


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    睇唔到未必係low b ge......^^



  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 5:14 pm


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    文度王,


    新料來的......


    : ....(


    Dilys


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    咁快多搵多d笑料~



  • 文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:14 pm


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    Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:12 pm


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    kent replied at 2012-07-08 5:10 pm


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    hi dily


    咁都幾好喎,識到幾個傾到計既人,唔知可以點同妳聯絡下呢?


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    版主咪放左contact 係heading 到囉,Low B!


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    睇唔到未必係low b ge......^^


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    thx.



  • Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:12 pm


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    kent replied at 2012-07-08 5:10 pm


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    hi dily


    咁都幾好喎,識到幾個傾到計既人,唔知可以點同妳聯絡下呢?


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    版主咪放左contact 係heading 到囉,Low B!


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    行規- Low B者不覆



  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 5:18 pm


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    Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:12 pm


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    kent replied at 2012-07-08 5:10 pm


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    hi dily


    咁都幾好喎,識到幾個傾到計既人,唔知可以點同妳聯絡下呢?


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    版主咪放左contact 係heading 到囉,Low B!


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    行規- Low B者不覆


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    請唔好誤會,我只係認真咁問妳



  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 5:18 pm


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    Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:12 pm


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    kent replied at 2012-07-08 5:10 pm


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    hi dily


    咁都幾好喎,識到幾個傾到計既人,唔知可以點同妳聯絡下呢?


    ===============================================================


    版主咪放左contact 係heading 到囉,Low B!


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    行規- Low B者不覆


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    邊行既行規呀.......^^


    所以我知機......唔apply......



  • 文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:14 pm


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    Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:12 pm


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    kent replied at 2012-07-08 5:10 pm


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    hi dily


    咁都幾好喎,識到幾個傾到計既人,唔知可以點同妳聯絡下呢?


    ===============================================================


    版主咪放左contact 係heading 到囉,Low B!


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    睇唔到未必係low b ge......^^


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    女人鍾意男人smart, 如果未睇清楚就問或答,在印象分中會扣,因為咁樣會令女人覺得男人唔夠細心。例如,一啲男人出post 搵partner, 有啲男人都可以dum msn落去,呢啲咪係吾細心睇清楚囉。



  • 文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:23 pm





    行規- Low B者不覆


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    邊行既行規呀.......^^


    所以我知機......唔apply......


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    Here is no application, only share funny stuff : )



  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 5:31 pm


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    文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:23 pm





    行規- Low B者不覆


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    邊行既行規呀.......^^


    所以我知機......唔apply......


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    Here is no application, only share funny stuff : )


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    重有咩笑料分享呢~



  • Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:30 pm


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    文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:14 pm


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    Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:12 pm


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    kent replied at 2012-07-08 5:10 pm


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    hi dily


    咁都幾好喎,識到幾個傾到計既人,唔知可以點同妳聯絡下呢?


    ===============================================================


    版主咪放左contact 係heading 到囉,Low B!


    ===============================================================





    睇唔到未必係low b ge......^^


    ===============================================================


    女人鍾意男人smart, 如果未睇清楚就問或答,在印象分中會扣,因為咁樣會令女人覺得男人唔夠細心。例如,一啲男人出post 搵partner, 有啲男人都可以dum msn落去,呢啲咪係吾細心睇清楚囉。


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    可能佢真係想搵男人呢.......^^



  • Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:30 pm





    女人鍾意男人smart, 如果未睇清楚就問或答,在印象分中會扣,因為咁樣會令女人覺得男人唔夠細心。例如,一啲男人出post 搵partner, 有啲男人都可以dum msn落去,呢啲咪係吾細心睇清楚囉。


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    好多人只是吹水所謂SEX用KEYBOARD, not use JJ




  • 文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:33 pm


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    重有咩笑料分享呢~


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    無啦...我啲野好魚喇



  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 5:37 pm


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    Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:30 pm





    女人鍾意男人smart, 如果未睇清楚就問或答,在印象分中會扣,因為咁樣會令女人覺得男人唔夠細心。例如,一啲男人出post 搵partner, 有啲男人都可以dum msn落去,呢啲咪係吾細心睇清楚囉。


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    好多人只是吹水所謂SEX用KEYBOARD, not use JJ





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    做咩講我......^^



  • 文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:45 pm





    好多人只是吹水所謂SEX用KEYBOARD, not use JJ


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    做咩講我......^^


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    我知道喇



  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 5:41 pm


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    文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:33 pm


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    重有咩笑料分享呢~


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    無啦...我啲野好魚喇


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    仲會有d笑料既,講黎聽下



  • 文度兄,


    六壯士誰是大叔?



  • DC


    你都算遇唔少'正'野喎.



  • 一年都已經咁多笑料.....勵害



  • adele replied at 2012-07-08 6:16 pm


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    DC


    你都算遇唔少'正'野喎.


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    你又有冇遇過咩奇遇呢.......^^



  • 你又有冇遇過咩奇遇呢.......^^


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    唔........都算有嘅, 但近年我都深閏簡出, 好少單獨見人.



  • adele replied at 2012-07-08 6:24 pm


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    你又有冇遇過咩奇遇呢.......^^


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    唔........都算有嘅, 但近年我都深閏簡出, 好少單獨見人.


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    有時唔見好過見......^^


    咁分享下可以嘛~



  • 有時唔見好過見......^^


    咁分享下可以嘛~


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    咪又係嗰d以為飲得野就上得床嗰d.





    不過呢個case算經典:


    試過同一個識得都耐的nf去睇戲, 仲要睇鬼片.


    由於我對鬼片免疫, 完全唔會驚, 都成程都好似佢仲驚過我仲,


    點知散場後佢講咗句野到我驚,


    佢話佢硬咗, 問我可唔可以同佢去開房.




  • 我係行動組-堅抽為實



  • dc


    唔好咁悲講不幸經歷, 有無遇過好野?



  • adele replied at 2012-07-08 6:51 pm


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    有時唔見好過見......^^


    咁分享下可以嘛~


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    咪又係嗰d以為飲得野就上得床嗰d.





    不過呢個case算經典:


    試過同一個識得都耐的nf去睇戲, 仲要睇鬼片.


    由於我對鬼片免疫, 完全唔會驚, 都成程都好似佢仲驚過我仲,


    點知散場後佢講咗句野到我驚,


    佢話佢硬咗, 問我可唔可以同佢去開房.


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    hahahaha,有無套片講: jerjer 一硬,一定要切!!嘅片



  • adele replied at 2012-07-08 6:53 pm


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    dc


    唔好咁悲講不幸經歷, 有無遇過好野?


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    成世流流長,未到結束,都唔埋單



  • hahahaha,有無套片講: jerjer 一硬,一定要切!!嘅片


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    我叫佢不如去睇下醫生啦, 鬼片都有反應.



  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 6:58 pm


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    adele replied at 2012-07-08 6:53 pm


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    dc


    唔好咁悲講不幸經歷, 有無遇過好野?


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    成世流流長,未到結束,都唔埋單


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    依個我好認同



  • adele replied at 2012-07-08 6:58 pm


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    hahahaha,有無套片講: jerjer 一硬,一定要切!!嘅片


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    我叫佢不如去睇下醫生啦, 鬼片都有反應.


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    睇邊科??



  • adele replied at 2012-07-08 6:58 pm


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    hahahaha,有無套片講: jerjer 一硬,一定要切!!嘅片


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    我叫佢不如去睇下醫生啦, 鬼片都有反應.


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    haha...係咪妳太吸引呀



  • kent replied at 2012-07-08 7:00 pm





    成世流流長,未到結束,都唔埋單


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    依個我好認同


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    so, we are still in she.com



  • kent replied at 2012-07-08 7:01 pm


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    adele replied at 2012-07-08 6:58 pm


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    hahahaha,有無套片講: jerjer 一硬,一定要切!!嘅片


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    我叫佢不如去睇下醫生啦, 鬼片都有反應.


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    haha...係咪妳太吸引呀


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    adele好令女㗎 : )



  • 睇邊科??


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    我淨叫佢睇醫生咋, 佢鐘意睇邊科咪邊科囉, 佢歡喜嘅睇婦科都得.





    kent


    我呢d豬扒中女, 邊度會吸引.



  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 7:01 pm


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    kent replied at 2012-07-08 7:00 pm





    成世流流長,未到結束,都唔埋單


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    依個我好認同


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    so, we are still in she.com


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    有d人會係囉,但係我只係放假冇野做咪上黎,打發下時間咋.上左黎反而仲覺好悶,好少正常d既女仔係度



  • kent, 文度王, adele,


    去唔去唱k



  • adele replied at 2012-07-08 7:04 pm


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    睇邊科??


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    我淨叫佢睇醫生咋, 佢鐘意睇邊科咪邊科囉, 佢歡喜嘅睇婦科都得.





    kent


    我呢d豬扒中女, 邊度會吸引.


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    咁豬扒中女,佢可能都覺有feel呢,大把人係咁架



  • kent replied at 2012-07-08 7:05 pm





    有d人會係囉,但係我只係放假冇野做咪上黎,打發下時間咋.上左黎反而仲覺好悶,好少正常d既女仔係度


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    我都唔係好正常,因為我唔係港女



  • kent, 文度王, adele,


    去唔去唱k


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    幾時? 今晚唔得, 有約.





    咁豬扒中女,佢可能都覺有feel呢,大把人係咁架


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    佢一定係餓過頭, 變咗飢民.



  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 7:07 pm


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    kent replied at 2012-07-08 7:05 pm





    有d人會係囉,但係我只係放假冇野做咪上黎,打發下時間咋.上左黎反而仲覺好悶,好少正常d既女仔係度


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    我都唔係好正常,因為我唔係港女


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    我依家咩都冇所謂,只係想揾下人傾下,同埋我都對港女冇咩感覺



  • adele replied at 2012-07-08 7:08 pm


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    kent, 文度王, adele,


    去唔去唱k


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    幾時? 今晚唔得, 有約.





    咁豬扒中女,佢可能都覺有feel呢,大把人係咁架


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    佢一定係餓過頭, 變咗飢民.


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    好大機會係.同埋我見到妳先會相信妳係咪咁豬扒中女囉



  • adele replied at 2012-07-08 6:51 pm


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    有時唔見好過見......^^


    咁分享下可以嘛~


    ============


    咪又係嗰d以為飲得野就上得床嗰d.





    不過呢個case算經典:


    試過同一個識得都耐的nf去睇戲, 仲要睇鬼片.


    由於我對鬼片免疫, 完全唔會驚, 都成程都好似佢仲驚過我仲,


    點知散場後佢講咗句野到我驚,


    佢話佢硬咗, 問我可唔可以同佢去開房.


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    睇鬼片硬都係一個幾好既籍口~



  • 好大機會係.同埋我見到妳先會相信妳係咪咁豬扒中女囉


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    呢度有唔少人見過我架, 相信佢地比到個中肯答案你.


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