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  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 11:28 pm

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    地中海阿伯 replied at 2012-07-08 11:23 pm



    早知比$300佢,車佢去新填地街呀

    我得2分鐘喳!! xyz!!!!

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    對唔住......忍唔住笑左.....

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    我比左$450呀,得2分鐘!!!

    早知比$300佢,袋返$150,2分鐘真係唔值$150!!!

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    睇嚟你條命都唔啱玩.........^^



  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 11:30 pm

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    adele replied at 2012-07-08 11:29 pm

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    早知比$300佢,車佢去新填地街呀

    我得2分鐘喳!! xyz!!!!

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    其實係咪你PICK咗間貴野, 搞到佢outbud呀?

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    Kowloon Tong min $350 la!!!

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    咁揀$350, 果2分鐘咪低好多囉~



  • Adele,

    我之後睇你頭,安信好姊妹 : )

    Dilys



  • 果然係好姊妹~

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    佢喺呢個花花世界浮沉咁耐都埋唔欄, 真係幾慘架.



  • 地中海阿伯 replied at 2012-07-08 11:33 pm



    早知比$300佢,車佢去新填地街呀

    我得2分鐘喳!! xyz!!!!

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    其實係咪你PICK咗間貴野, 搞到佢outbud呀?

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    Kowloon Tong min $350 la!!!

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    咁揀$350, 果2分鐘咪低好多囉~

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    早知比$300佢,車佢去新填地街呀, save $50!





  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 11:30 pm

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    adele replied at 2012-07-08 11:28 pm

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    Adele,

    我發憤今個月內被私有化,唔使再捱啦!

    請幫助祈禱!

    Dilys

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    見係你咋, 咁搵人幫你施施法, 打堂齋, 等你早登極樂.

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    多謝安信姊妹 : )

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    一堂可能唔夠喉喎

    打多幾劑穩陣D



  • dc

    不如你試下傾耐少少先出嚟見, 仲要唔好揸車出去, 睇下會唔會好彩d. 家下d男人真係夠膽死叫女人比房錢架. 我聽都聽唔少.



  • 瞓嘞, BYE.



  • 地中海阿伯 replied at 2012-07-08 11:36 pm



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    見係你咋, 咁搵人幫你施施法, 打堂齋, 等你早登極樂.

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    多謝安信姊妹 : )

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    一堂可能唔夠喉喎

    打多幾劑穩陣D

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    初一十五咪唔得閑



  • Adele Sister,

    byebye



  • 我都訓喇~88



  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 11:40 pm

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    地中海阿伯 replied at 2012-07-08 11:36 pm



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    見係你咋, 咁搵人幫你施施法, 打堂齋, 等你早登極樂.

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    多謝安信姊妹 : )

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    一堂可能唔夠喉喎

    打多幾劑穩陣D

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    初一十五咪唔得閑

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    無問題呀

    反正你經常性都唔得閒架啦~



  • 各位晚安~



  • 哈哈哈哈。。。



    講左唔好插,其實香港人唔識點同人相處。識左個新朋友,男又好女又好,有意思唔識表達,好似版主話齋,怕輸怕疼怕被人拒絕。而且個腦通常生響兩條腿中間,見到對方起唔到頭濕都唔濕下,就諗點樣撇。



    我明白呢D都係人之常情,但都做得高素質D嘛。



    好啦,見到個都食得落既,甚至想翻食既,挑,又唔敢開口,或者根本唔知點開口。但條野硬個西濕,點呢?女都好D,因為中國人社會一向都唔會係女主動,於是D哥仔就大鑊啦,開口又怕比人say no,最後出「絕招」,問下、探下路先:「你想唔想去。。。又一城行下?」



    挑,又乜能野一城呀,九龍塘就九龍塘啦。最過癮係其實哥仔連九龍塘去邊間都未知。唔識扮識,唔勁扮勁,唔知扮知,快槍手扮馬拉松選手,40A扮35C,非常之咁TVB,全部都係「偽」員。



    我自己又唔靚仔又唔高大又唔可以做幾粒鐘,但事先講明嘛。大陸人係好麻九煩,但有樣野好,講野直接。「你想做愛嘛?」是我從國內女生聽過既說話,不只一次,而且唔係囡囡,係斯文OL或executive或大學生。



    個人在she.com既經驗,都有D正常既人,唔知多定少啦,你估我見過晒所有人咩。



  • 文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 11:33 pm

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    Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 11:28 pm

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    地中海阿伯 replied at 2012-07-08 11:23 pm



    早知比$300佢,車佢去新填地街呀

    我得2分鐘喳!! xyz!!!!

    ===============================================================

    對唔住......忍唔住笑左.....

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    我比左$450呀,得2分鐘!!!

    早知比$300佢,袋返$150,2分鐘真係唔值$150!!!

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    睇嚟你條命都唔啱玩.........^^

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    sorry Dilys but i really laughed loud when reading this





  • a bit pity my heard jokes mainly not from here so no contribution from me



  • MACY replied at 2012-07-09 10:31 am

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    a bit pity my heard jokes mainly not from here so no contribution from me



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    good morning Macy



  • hi morning KB and everybody :)



  • MACY replied at 2012-07-09 10:31 am

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    a bit pity my heard jokes mainly not from here so no contribution from me



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    MACY, already a joke la, lol!



  • y Den?



    no joke is a joke !!!



  • MACY,

    you are humourous and a bit sense of 'ku lone'! :D



  • MACY replied at 2012-07-09 10:39 am

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    hi morning KB and everybody :)

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    It's always hard to warm up working engine esp under sunny Monday morning, agree? ^^



  • pickupartist replied at 2012-07-09 8:06 am

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    哈哈哈哈。。。



    講左唔好插,其實香港人唔識點同人相處。識左個新朋友,男又好女又好,有意思唔識表達,好似版主話齋,怕輸怕疼怕被人拒絕。而且個腦通常生響兩條腿中間,見到對方起唔到頭濕都唔濕下,就諗點樣撇。



    我明白呢D都係人之常情,但都做得高素質D嘛。



    好啦,見到個都食得落既,甚至想翻食既,挑,又唔敢開口,或者根本唔知點開口。但條野硬個西濕,點呢?女都好D,因為中國人社會一向都唔會係女主動,於是D哥仔就大鑊啦,開口又怕比人say no,最後出「絕招」,問下、探下路先:「你想唔想去。。。又一城行下?」



    挑,又乜能野一城呀,九龍塘就九龍塘啦。最過癮係其實哥仔連九龍塘去邊間都未知。唔識扮識,唔勁扮勁,唔知扮知,快槍手扮馬拉松選手,40A扮35C,非常之咁TVB,全部都係「偽」員。



    我自己又唔靚仔又唔高大又唔可以做幾粒鐘,但事先講明嘛。大陸人係好麻九煩,但有樣野好,講野直接。「你想做愛嘛?」是我從國內女生聽過既說話,不只一次,而且唔係囡囡,係斯文OL或executive或大學生。



    個人在she.com既經驗,都有D正常既人,唔知多定少啦,你估我見過晒所有人咩。

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    什麼都唔理,十日清一次list(whatsapp list要全清的)和日日洗腦,唔繼續聯絡當新仔,無野叫翻食!有日期嘅有期,無日期等於無日子



    最滑稽的是o個個物體-不知名物體!!

    PUA,你唔好泊我同一層,分分鐘有特別禮物收呀,我次次泊到好遠你㗎嘛!!



    1.哥仔連九龍塘去邊間都未知,係,但係又唔比錢book酒店,可以點check in都唔知......



    2.我試過約人去又一城,條友唔來呀



    3.「你想做愛嘛?」應該是:「你想和我做愛嘛?」, or 'I want Plug Plug!'









  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-09 1:23 pm

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    pickupartist replied at 2012-07-09 8:06 am

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    哈哈哈哈。。。



    講左唔好插,其實香港人唔識點同人相處。識左個新朋友,男又好女又好,有意思唔識表達,好似版主話齋,怕輸怕疼怕被人拒絕。而且個腦通常生響兩條腿中間,見到對方起唔到頭濕都唔濕下,就諗點樣撇。



    我明白呢D都係人之常情,但都做得高素質D嘛。



    好啦,見到個都食得落既,甚至想翻食既,挑,又唔敢開口,或者根本唔知點開口。但條野硬個西濕,點呢?女都好D,因為中國人社會一向都唔會係女主動,於是D哥仔就大鑊啦,開口又怕比人say no,最後出「絕招」,問下、探下路先:「你想唔想去。。。又一城行下?」



    挑,又乜能野一城呀,九龍塘就九龍塘啦。最過癮係其實哥仔連九龍塘去邊間都未知。唔識扮識,唔勁扮勁,唔知扮知,快槍手扮馬拉松選手,40A扮35C,非常之咁TVB,全部都係「偽」員。



    我自己又唔靚仔又唔高大又唔可以做幾粒鐘,但事先講明嘛。大陸人係好麻九煩,但有樣野好,講野直接。「你想做愛嘛?」是我從國內女生聽過既說話,不只一次,而且唔係囡囡,係斯文OL或executive或大學生。



    個人在she.com既經驗,都有D正常既人,唔知多定少啦,你估我見過晒所有人咩。

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    什麼都唔理,十日清一次list(whatsapp list要全清的)和日日洗腦,唔繼續聯絡當新仔,無野叫翻食!有日期嘅有期,無日期等於無日子



    最滑稽的是o個個物體-不知名物體!!

    PUA,你唔好泊我同一層,分分鐘有特別禮物收呀,我次次泊到好遠你㗎嘛!!



    1.哥仔連九龍塘去邊間都未知,係,但係又唔比錢book酒店,可以點check in都唔知......



    2.我試過約人去又一城,條友唔來呀



    3.「你想做愛嘛?」應該是:「你想和我做愛嘛?」, or 'I want Plug Plug!'







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    hi Dily, you really had such funny (honestly not funny at all in the scene that moment) to you. I really wonder why there are such dummy guys doing so.



  • 入屋叫人, 同大家打個招呼先. 個topic 幾特別, 我都未想過有女仔會比錢. 真係要 update 下.



  • @Dilys: I have sent you an e-mail. Please check.



  • 版主d料拍戲可能仲收得過春嬌與志明,造型hit過 Samantha... ^^



  • sky replied at 2012-07-09 1:39 pm

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    入屋叫人, 同大家打個招呼先. 個topic 幾特別, 我都未想過有女仔會比錢. 真係要 update 下.

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    Sigh! while your half head of the car entered there, what can you do? If I drove out, it was easy, but how can throw the guy away from the car???



    So, it is the reason I put HKD 500 note to the guy pocket, paid from his hands.



  • KB replied at 2012-07-09 1:31 pm



    hi Dily, you really had such funny (honestly not funny at all in the scene that moment) to you. I really wonder why there are such dummy guys doing so.

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    Such 'dummies' are at least U-grad, with understandable written English, some are even professionals and/or Undergraduated.





  • @Dilys: Hi! I have sent you an e-mail to your she.com email account. Please check.



  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-09 3:15 pm

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    KB replied at 2012-07-09 1:31 pm



    hi Dily, you really had such funny (honestly not funny at all in the scene that moment) to you. I really wonder why there are such dummy guys doing so.

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    Such 'dummies' are at least U-grad, with understandable written English, some are even professionals and/or Undergraduated.



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    hi dily, yes. We usually have a mindset that such educated guys should not do such dummy silly things. But really we will meet such dummy indeed.



    Lady, just look forward and forget such things. Honestly, I even don't have chance meeting you. May I meet you? Certainly I am not so dum dum. ^^



  • @ Dilys: Please accept my apology, and check my e-mail.



  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-09 3:15 pm

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    KB replied at 2012-07-09 1:31 pm



    hi Dily, you really had such funny (honestly not funny at all in the scene that moment) to you. I really wonder why there are such dummy guys doing so.

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    Such 'dummies' are at least U-grad, with understandable written English, some are even professionals and/or Undergraduated.



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    kakakaka....佢有無找番 $ 比你呀?



  • Pher replied at 2012-07-09 5:18 pm

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    Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-09 3:15 pm

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    KB replied at 2012-07-09 1:31 pm



    hi Dily, you really had such funny (honestly not funny at all in the scene that moment) to you. I really wonder why there are such dummy guys doing so.

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    Such 'dummies' are at least U-grad, with understandable written English, some are even professionals and/or Undergraduated.



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    kakakaka....佢有無找番 $ 比你呀?

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    都無散子...點找呀^^



  • 多事 replied at 2012-07-09 5:22 pm

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    Pher replied at 2012-07-09 5:18 pm

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    Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-09 3:15 pm

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    KB replied at 2012-07-09 1:31 pm



    hi Dily, you really had such funny (honestly not funny at all in the scene that moment) to you. I really wonder why there are such dummy guys doing so.

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    Such 'dummies' are at least U-grad, with understandable written English, some are even professionals and/or Undergraduated.



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    kakakaka....佢有無找番 $ 比你呀?

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    都無散子...點找呀^^

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    haha 愈睇愈似人地D 趺錢包膠



  • 約出黎見ge笑料又真係無, 好多時email / MSN傾都無feel就費事約啦係咪? (不過我最近係忙d, 我無約ge朋友唔好feel offended)

    通常約得出黎ge都ok (起碼溝通到)

    要女仔比曬房錢我又未試過, 係試過有一次食左個俄羅斯仔要夾房錢 (因為我地果晚喪飲飲到兩個都無曬錢咁滯=_= 仲要入到去先知)



  • HI dily! 打個招呼先

    你個啲經歷真係好多笑料!hahaha

    男人何其多,cheap既亦唔少LOL



  • 我又講吓先, N年前嘅經典

    我地約左喺沙田新城市廣場等,一見面佢就話趕住走所以唔同我食飯,其實見到佢我都唔想同佢食,我咪話: ok, 咁唔阻你,你走先la. 點知佢話: 我又唔係咁趕,不如搵個地方坐低傾吓計先la. 跟住佢竟然..... 1路向大會堂方向走, 我已經奇怪果邊有咩餐廳坐呢? 到左新城市門口, 佢話: 我地去公園坐吓咯。 真係估佢唔到, 不過其實傾計啫, 公園都ok嘅, 咪話冇所謂lor。 坐低唔夠10分鐘, 佢就開始多手la, 我避左佢好多次, 最後忍無可忍我起身同佢講: 你又話趕時間,仲唔走? 佢竟然話: 其實仲有個零鐘,坐多陣la.

    我梗係唔采佢la, 我話:其實我趕時間,我走先la。點知佢一手捉住我,跟住講:你去邊?我送你。 以為臨走佢會有返d風度la, 咪話俾佢知我去撘火車lor。 到差唔多行返入商場, 佢又捉住我, 跟住喺我耳仔邊講....



    我冇帶銀包,可唔可以借錢俾我搭車返屋企 x#*yz



  • Dilys heehee... 好鬼鍾意睇你寫嘢, 祝你同猛男快d互相私有化 ^^



  • 哈哈...she男全是大話嘛:p



  • sexy-girl replied at 2012-07-09 6:35 pm

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    我又講吓先, N年前嘅經典

    我地約左喺沙田新城市廣場等,一見面佢就話趕住走所以唔同我食飯,其實見到佢我都唔想同佢食,我咪話: ok, 咁唔阻你,你走先la. 點知佢話: 我又唔係咁趕,不如搵個地方坐低傾吓計先la. 跟住佢竟然..... 1路向大會堂方向走, 我已經奇怪果邊有咩餐廳坐呢? 到左新城市門口, 佢話: 我地去公園坐吓咯。 真係估佢唔到, 不過其實傾計啫, 公園都ok嘅, 咪話冇所謂lor。 坐低唔夠10分鐘, 佢就開始多手la, 我避左佢好多次, 最後忍無可忍我起身同佢講: 你又話趕時間,仲唔走? 佢竟然話: 其實仲有個零鐘,坐多陣la.

    我梗係唔采佢la, 我話:其實我趕時間,我走先la。點知佢一手捉住我,跟住講:你去邊?我送你。 以為臨走佢會有返d風度la, 咪話俾佢知我去撘火車lor。 到差唔多行返入商場, 佢又捉住我, 跟住喺我耳仔邊講....



    我冇帶銀包,可唔可以借錢俾我搭車返屋企 x#*yz

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    有無再搞笑d?



    遇過個好aggressive ge法國人, 都ok好樣, 不過個人好粗魯, 坐底傾計無幾耐就非禮我(言語and動作), 仲要係想搞我個ass, 我已經講左唔好, 跟住我走仲要跟住我, 我即刻上的士走. 所以我幾時都奉勸女仔一定要帶夠cash出街, 起碼夠的士錢 lol



  • wow, 呢個故仔又笑到癲 XD



  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 11:18 pm

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    早知比$300佢,車佢去新填地街呀

    我得2分鐘喳!! xyz!!!!

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    2 minutes with a "奪命較剪腳" look alike bad mouth woman is already superman la...



  • sexy-girl replied at 2012-07-09 6:35 pm

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    我冇帶銀包,可唔可以借錢俾我搭車返屋企 x#*yz

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    ......... 呢鑊之後,應該你有好長時間唔敢約啲人呀嘛 .........



  • Bad Mouth 奪命較剪腳 replied at 2012-07-09 7:55 pm

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    Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 11:18 pm

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    早知比$300佢,車佢去新填地街呀

    我得2分鐘喳!! xyz!!!!

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    2 minutes with a "奪命較剪腳" look alike bad mouth woman is already superman la...

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    I paid for the room charge, coz it is easier to throw the guy out of the car!



  • sexy-girl replied at 2012-07-09 6:38 pm

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    Dilys heehee... 好鬼鍾意睇你寫嘢, 祝你同猛男快d互相私有化 ^^

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    Sexy-girl,



    Thanks,希望猛男私有化我,但係我唔會私有化佢,能jer居之ma : )



    Real Mr Right = 同一個男人-我倆翻雲海,他為我蓋風雨

    曾經有一個,但是因為妒忌,結果很雞肋......



    Dilys



  • erica56 replied at 2012-07-09 6:44 pm

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    sexy-girl replied at 2012-07-09 6:35 pm

    我冇帶銀包,可唔可以借錢俾我搭車返屋企 x#*yz

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    有無再搞笑d?



    遇過個好aggressive ge法國人, 都ok好樣, 不過個人好粗魯, 坐底傾計無幾耐就非禮我(言語and動作), 仲要係想搞我個ass, 我已經講左唔好, 跟住我走仲要跟住我, 我即刻上的士走. 所以我幾時都奉勸女仔一定要帶夠cash出街, 起碼夠的士錢 lol

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    Erica,



    你問sexy-girl借錢比你,或者叫我車你又得!

    你有啲安信姊妹電話得啦 : )



    Dilys



  • Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-09 9:52 pm

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    erica56 replied at 2012-07-09 6:44 pm

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    sexy-girl replied at 2012-07-09 6:35 pm

    我冇帶銀包,可唔可以借錢俾我搭車返屋企 x#*yz

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    有無再搞笑d?



    遇過個好aggressive ge法國人, 都ok好樣, 不過個人好粗魯, 坐底傾計無幾耐就非禮我(言語and動作), 仲要係想搞我個ass, 我已經講左唔好, 跟住我走仲要跟住我, 我即刻上的士走. 所以我幾時都奉勸女仔一定要帶夠cash出街, 起碼夠的士錢 lol

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    Erica,



    你問sexy-girl借錢比你,或者叫我車你又得!

    你有啲安信姊妹電話得啦 : )



    Dilys

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    真係好,妳有咁多安信姊妹



  • kent replied at 2012-07-09 10:01 pm



    Erica,



    你問sexy-girl借錢比你,或者叫我車你又得!

    你有啲安信姊妹電話得啦 : )



    Dilys

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    真係好,妳有咁多安信姊妹

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    係,如果我追啲女????she.com無女剩, hahahaha!



  • 哈哈 你玩哂 XP

    不過啲故仔真係好好笑


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