跪求...追女仔絕學...厚酬!!!
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ok replied at 2012-05-04 9:33 am
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<br>iya~~ 呢d叫越級挑戰ar! 越無興趣嘅嘢都肯唔放棄咁去追
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<br>咁要追人地呀痳痳,一定越晒級挑戰
<br>婆婆,我扶你
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<br>haahaa, 後生仔你真係好人屎, 好心有好報^^
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呵欠～～～
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借問聲呢度係咪有野學?
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你係神級人馬...駛鬼學咩
<br>我就等緊人教我囉
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extinguisher replied at 2012-05-04 2:44 pm
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<br>呵欠～～～
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<br>咁眼瞓...約個囡囡食糖水啦
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你地想溝邊個女仔呀? 等我用女仔既心態幫下你地啦~
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Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:02 pm
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<br>你地想溝邊個女仔呀? 等我用女仔既心態幫下你地啦~
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<br>不如講下點先可以溝到你啦，佢地主要想知呢樣之嘛
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dingee replied at 2012-05-04 4:06 pm
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:02 pm
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<br>你地想溝邊個女仔呀? 等我用女仔既心態幫下你地啦~
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<br>不如講下點先可以溝到你啦，佢地主要想知呢樣之嘛
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<br>wakaka...唔係呀fa~ 佢地個個都想溝你先~ 你唔so佢地先至搵我吹下水之ma
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Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:02 pm
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<br>你地想溝邊個女仔呀? 等我用女仔既心態幫下你地啦~
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<br>想溝你 :) 幫下我啦 :)
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david replied at 2012-05-04 4:08 pm
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:02 pm
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<br>你地想溝邊個女仔呀? 等我用女仔既心態幫下你地啦~
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<br>想溝你 :) 幫下我啦 :)
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<br>咩料呀david仔~
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Bibi 女, 我架型仔架 ,岩唔岩先
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Bibi 女, 我都型仔架 ,岩唔岩先 :)
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david replied at 2012-05-04 4:14 pm
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<br>Bibi 女, 我都型仔架 ,岩唔岩先 :)
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<br>型仔除時有~ 你有無錢先?^^
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Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:08 pm
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<br>wakaka...唔係呀fa~ 佢地個個都想溝你先~ 你唔so佢地先至搵我吹下水之ma
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<br>我只可以做 "女神" 角色，無人食得落，你咪陪佢地癲
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<br>但如果連你都氹到，班衰仔真係可以畢業
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dingee replied at 2012-05-04 4:16 pm
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:08 pm
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<br>wakaka...唔係呀fa~ 佢地個個都想溝你先~ 你唔so佢地先至搵我吹下水之ma
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<br>我只可以做 "女神" 角色，無人食得落，你咪陪佢地癲
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<br>但如果連你都氹到，班衰仔真係可以畢業
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<br>wa.... "女神" <--我都好想做~ >.<
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<br>佢地個個都degree架啦~ 想攞個master之ma~
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Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:15 pm
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<br>david replied at 2012-05-04 4:14 pm
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<br>Bibi 女, 我都型仔架 ,岩唔岩先 :)
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<br>型仔除時有~ 你有無錢先?^^
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<br>錢就唔多, 有心有力有精液有時間 :)
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哈~哈~哈~ 女神? 神女 ? 哈~哈~哈~
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講就天下無敵, 88
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david replied at 2012-05-04 4:21 pm
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:15 pm
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<br>david replied at 2012-05-04 4:14 pm
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<br>Bibi 女, 我都型仔架 ,岩唔岩先 :)
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<br>型仔除時有~ 你有無錢先?^^
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<br>錢就唔多, 有心有力有精液有時間 :)
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<br>有心有力有精液咁就可以去捐多幾次草下錢~ ^^
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<br>一日捐10次都有幾千..1-2個月都可以同我行陣街~ 等你下^^
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Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:18 pm
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<br>wa.... "女神" <--我都好想做~ >.<
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<br>佢地個個都degree架啦~ 想攞個master之ma~
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<br>你做左腿神好耐囉喎
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dingee replied at 2012-05-04 4:24 pm
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:18 pm
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<br>wa.... "女神" <--我都好想做~ >.<
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<br>佢地個個都degree架啦~ 想攞個master之ma~
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<br>你做左腿神好耐囉喎
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<br>其他地方唔靚呀ma..>.<
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Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:31 pm
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<br>其他地方唔靚呀ma..>.<
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<br>我唔信，比姐姐睇下
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david replied at 2012-05-04 4:22 pm
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<br>哈~哈~哈~ 女神? 神女 ? 哈~哈~哈~
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<br>令男人有性衝動果D係女人
<br>令男人縮果D咪女神囉
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dingee replied at 2012-05-04 4:32 pm
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:31 pm
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<br>其他地方唔靚呀ma..>.<
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<br>我唔信，比姐姐睇下
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<br>add我啦~
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david replied at 2012-05-04 4:23 pm
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<br>講就天下無敵, 88
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<br>星期5多車~ 小心比人轆過~ :p
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Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:40 pm
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<br>david replied at 2012-05-04 4:23 pm
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<br>講就天下無敵, 88
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<br>星期5多車~ 小心比人轆過~ :p
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<br>最毒婦人心......嘿
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豬豬：我由頭看到尾，點解找不到甚麽追女仔絕學呢？ 點解沒有有心人提供有用資料的？
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bigcat666 replied at 2012-05-04 11:59 pm
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<br>豬豬：我由頭看到尾，點解找不到甚麽追女仔絕學呢？ 點解沒有有心人提供有用資料的？
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<br>唉... 細看古今... 中國人都係太自私... 所以有好多嘢都失傳咗lu...
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Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:02 pm
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<br>你地想溝邊個女仔呀? 等我用女仔既心態幫下你地啦~
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<br>請... 請... 請問...
<br>點先可以博得你歡心... 繼而贏取你嘅芳心呀...???
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Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:08 pm
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<br>dingee replied at 2012-05-04 4:06 pm
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:02 pm
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<br>你地想溝邊個女仔呀? 等我用女仔既心態幫下你地啦~
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<br>不如講下點先可以溝到你啦，佢地主要想知呢樣之嘛
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<br>wakaka...唔係呀fa~ 佢地個個都想溝你先~ 你唔so佢地先至搵我吹下水之ma
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<br>um... 咁講都錯唔晒... 如果當年溝到叮叮... 應該冇機會再識到bibi...
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Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:39 pm
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<br>dingee replied at 2012-05-04 4:32 pm
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:31 pm
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<br>其他地方唔靚呀ma..>.<
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<br>我唔信，比姐姐睇下
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<br>add我啦~
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<br>我又要睇...^^
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yamazaki66 replied at 2012-05-04 6:34 pm
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:40 pm
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<br>david replied at 2012-05-04 4:23 pm
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<br>講就天下無敵, 88
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<br>星期5多車~ 小心比人轆過~ :p
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<br>最毒婦人心......嘿
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<br>係關心
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生肖屬豬 replied at 2012-05-05 7:31 am
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:02 pm
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<br>你地想溝邊個女仔呀? 等我用女仔既心態幫下你地啦~
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<br>請... 請... 請問...
<br>點先可以博得你歡心... 繼而贏取你嘅芳心呀...???
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<br>第一...銀紙
<br>第二...銀紙
<br>第三...銀紙
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生肖屬豬 replied at 2012-05-05 7:33 am
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:08 pm
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<br>dingee replied at 2012-05-04 4:06 pm
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:02 pm
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<br>你地想溝邊個女仔呀? 等我用女仔既心態幫下你地啦~
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<br>不如講下點先可以溝到你啦，佢地主要想知呢樣之嘛
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<br>wakaka...唔係呀fa~ 佢地個個都想溝你先~ 你唔so佢地先至搵我吹下水之ma
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<br>um... 咁講都錯唔晒... 如果當年溝到叮叮... 應該冇機會再識到bibi...
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<br>嗱.....係唔係呀!! 我後備炸 >.<
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生肖屬豬 replied at 2012-05-05 7:34 am
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:39 pm
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<br>dingee replied at 2012-05-04 4:32 pm
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:31 pm
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<br>其他地方唔靚呀ma..>.<
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<br>我唔信，比姐姐睇下
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<br>add我啦~
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<br>我又要睇...^^
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<br>睇你個榴槤啦~
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Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-05 10:11 am
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<br>生肖屬豬 replied at 2012-05-05 7:33 am
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<br>wakaka...唔係呀fa~ 佢地個個都想溝你先~ 你唔so佢地先至搵我吹下水之ma
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<br>um... 咁講都錯唔晒... 如果當年溝到叮叮... 應該冇機會再識到bibi...
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<br>嗱.....係唔係呀!! 我後備炸 >.<
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<br>都未必既~
<br>就算當年溝到叮叮~ 你都應該被飛左九年架喇....
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extinguisher replied at 2012-05-05 10:52 am
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-05 10:11 am
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<br>生肖屬豬 replied at 2012-05-05 7:33 am
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<br>wakaka...唔係呀fa~ 佢地個個都想溝你先~ 你唔so佢地先至搵我吹下水之ma
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<br>um... 咁講都錯唔晒... 如果當年溝到叮叮... 應該冇機會再識到bibi...
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<br>嗱.....係唔係呀!! 我後備炸 >.<
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<br>都未必既~
<br>就算當年溝到叮叮~ 你都應該被飛左九年架喇....
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<br>wakakakakka~~ 講d野離聽下~
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Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-05 11:11 am
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<br>extinguisher replied at 2012-05-05 10:52 am
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<br>嗱.....係唔係呀!! 我後備炸 >.<
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<br>都未必既~
<br>就算當年溝到叮叮~ 你都應該被飛左九年架喇....
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<br>wakakakakka~~ 講d野離聽下~
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<br>想當年~ 我地幾個都係果兩三年出道
<br>果陣叮叮已經係女神級~ 無一個書男唔趨之若鶩~
<br>個個都千方百計想見一見佢~ 一親香澤.....
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extinguisher replied at 2012-05-05 11:30 am
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-05 11:11 am
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<br>extinguisher replied at 2012-05-05 10:52 am
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<br>嗱.....係唔係呀!! 我後備炸 >..< 我都想見下叮叮
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bigcat666 11:59pm may 04, 2012 豬豬：我由頭看到尾，點解找不到甚麽追女仔絕學呢？ 點解沒有有心人提供有用資料的？
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<br>梗係啦版主都未話比人知厚酬有幾厚又未磅水~~邊有人會理佢唧 XD
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有一個國王去打獵時墜落山谷，當孤立無援時，有一隻巨大的神龍出現。
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<br>神龍告訴國王一個交換援助條件:國王必須正確回答一個全世界最困難的問題才能
<br>獲得神龍的救助。
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<br>神龍發問：女人究竟真正要什麼？
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<br>國王被問倒了，於是想出緩兵之計。
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<br>國王說：神龍可否先救我，我將靈魂抵押給你，讓我回到王宮尋求答案，七日後我會帶著答案再來找你。
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<br>神龍說：可以，不過如果七日後你不信守承諾，你就會因失魂落魄而死。
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<br>國王回到宮中將經歷告知內閣大臣及國策顧問，結果大家都想不出答案而愁眉苦臉。眼看日子一
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<br>天天過去，期限只剩三天了。一位國王的馬夫說：城南森林內有一位巫婆知識淵博，他應該知道答案。
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<br>於是國王馬上派英俊瀟灑的侍衛長，立刻騎快馬去城南森林，經歷多重挑戰和誘惑，最終侍衛長都能將巫婆請到宮中。
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<br>巫婆到宮中後，國王將經歷與神龍的問題告知巫婆。
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<br>巫婆說：答案我是知道的，國王的命我也能救，不過我有交換條件。那就是要陛下的侍衛長在事成後娶我為妻。
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<br>國王毫不考慮一口就替侍衛長答應了並立下詔書為憑。
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<br>巫婆說答案是：女人真正要的，是能由自己決定主宰她自己的生活方式。
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<br>國王告訴侍衛長關於巫婆的要求，侍衛長差點昏倒，但為了國王的性命，只能愁眉苦臉且無奈地接受事實。
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<br>國王帶著答案去找神龍要贖回自己的靈魂，神龍聽到標準答案後，稱讚國王是全世界最聰明的男人，也依約將國王的靈魂還給國王。
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<br>一行人回到宮中後即開始籌備侍衛長與巫婆的婚禮 ( 婚紗照，宴會佈置，賓客名單，菜色等事宜 )。
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<br>婚禮當天，雞皮鶴髮的新娘配上年輕英俊的侍衛長，喜宴上巫婆用手抓東西吃，還邊吃邊大聲放屁，不時發出剌耳的怪笑聲，又取笑其他賓客的太太有多醜。侍衛長為了國家犧牲自我，男人的威嚴一點都不敢在喜宴中發作。
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<br>好不容易熬到入洞房的時刻。當巫婆換下禮服從淋浴間出來時，侍衛長不敢相信他的眼睛，因為走出來的是一個比馬莉蓮夢露，飯島愛，濱崎步更超級性感十倍的辣妹。
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<br>她對侍衛長說："因為你信守承諾，容忍我在喜宴中放肆丟你的客人，沒有對我發怒，我決定往後每一天中有十二小時變成超級溫柔美女陪伴你，但是你可以決定我固定在白天變美女還是晚上變美女，而且選完就不能改變心意 "。
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<br>年輕英俊的侍衛長頓時陷入兩難的局面。因為他不知應該選擇白天帶一位絕世美女出門向朋友炫耀，讓眾人羨慕，而晚間要和一位雞皮鶴髮的巫婆同床共枕（要面子犧牲裡子），還是白天讓眾
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<br>人對老巫婆指指點點，嘲笑侍衛長的可憐，而晚上他可以和超級美女夜夜春宵（犧牲面子要裡子）。
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<br>想了半天，年輕英俊的侍衛長最後向巫婆說："你自己決定何時要扮演你喜歡的角色就可以了，我不干涉你的生活方式。"
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<br>巫婆聽了很高興，對年輕英俊的侍衛長說："由於你的包容與智慧，我決定天天二十四小時變成一個有教養的超級性感溫柔美女陪伴你照顧你。"
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<br>侍衛長突然驚訝的發覺：原來幸福竟然如此意外地降臨在他身上。
<br>國王、侍衛長、巫婆最後皆大歡喜，眾內閣官員全數跌破眼鏡。
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<br>這個故事給我們的啟示是 :
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這個故事給我們的啟示是 : 不知所謂
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Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-05 11:47 am
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<br>extinguisher replied at 2012-05-05 11:30 am
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-05 11:11 am
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<br>extinguisher replied at 2012-05-05 10:52 am
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<br>嗱.....係唔係呀!! 我後備炸 >..< 我都想見下叮叮
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<br>你估叮叮話見就見到架...???
<br>不過有我幫你約又唔同...^^
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wannacry replied at 2012-05-05 12:08 pm
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<br>bigcat666 11:59pm may 04, 2012 豬豬：我由頭看到尾，點解找不到甚麽追女仔絕學呢？ 點解沒有有心人提供有用資料的？
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<br>梗係啦版主都未話比人知厚酬有幾厚又未磅水~~邊有人會理佢唧 XD
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<br>10萬9千7夠唔夠...???
<br>唔夠我可以加碼... 不過月供...
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生肖屬豬 replied at 2012-05-05 1:03 pm
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-05 11:47 am
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<br>extinguisher replied at 2012-05-05 11:30 am
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-05 11:11 am
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<br>extinguisher replied at 2012-05-05 10:52 am
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<br>嗱.....係唔係呀!! 我後備炸 >..< 我都想見下叮叮
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<br>你估叮叮話見就見到架...???
<br>不過有我幫你約又唔同...^^
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<br>有咩唔同?!~
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路過
<br>所以你咪留係屋企-食自己囉 ^^
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Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-05 1:15 pm
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<br>生肖屬豬 replied at 2012-05-05 1:03 pm
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-05 11:47 am
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<br>extinguisher replied at 2012-05-05 11:30 am
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-05 11:11 am
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<br>extinguisher replied at 2012-05-05 10:52 am
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<br>嗱.....係唔係呀!! 我後備炸 >..< 我都想見下叮叮
<br>===============================================================
<br>你估叮叮話見就見到架...???
<br>不過有我幫你約又唔同...^^
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<br>有咩唔同?!~
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<br>我可以打尖約叮叮...
<br>佢通常怕我係咁煩住佢... 寧願俾我約... 最緊要係我通常會約埋靚仔俾佢...^^
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豬,
<br>咁射住兩億來用住先
<br>記住仲要月供架
<br>hahaha
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Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-05 10:09 am
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<br>生肖屬豬 replied at 2012-05-05 7:31 am
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<br>Bibi168 replied at 2012-05-04 4:02 pm
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<br>你地想溝邊個女仔呀? 等我用女仔既心態幫下你地啦~
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<br>請... 請... 請問...
<br>點先可以博得你歡心... 繼而贏取你嘅芳心呀...???
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<br>第一...銀紙
<br>第二...銀紙
<br>第三...銀紙
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<br>金衣要唔要埋...???
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戰狂300 replied at 2012-05-05 1:26 pm
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<br>豬,
<br>咁射住兩億來用住先
<br>記住仲要月供架
<br>hahaha
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<br>你有咩絕學傳授俾我先...???
<br>証明到work嘅我實俾...^^