Any nobleman to pamper me?

  • My sumptuous garden, silky smooth plateau and ivory twin towers is waiting to be irrigated for mutual epicurean gratifications.

    I am looking for nobleman of Oxon or Cantab caliber. So as the usual perks; namely, phantoms, ferretis, bombardiers, town houses in W1K, mansions in Bath and country houses in Napa Valley.

    Shall you qualify for intercourse, intellectual one initially, very much appreciated if you could offer your your bona fide Facebook account AND BB PIN for further private discussions.

    ALL inquiries will be dealt with through the aforementioned channels exclusively.

    You will not be disappointed.

    Thank you very much for your kind attention.

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