冇左拍拖感覺好耐,2011年會有人俾到我這感覺嗎?



  • 等陣,我去找比妳



  • 杜文澤聲音演譯3D肉浦事後感









  • 米諗邪野, 思想壞都係壞, XD XD XD

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    thor, 關咩我事,所有野都係你講=_________=



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    好好笑的 3D肉浦 事後感

    this is so funny~ 『點解好地地一套咸片,會血仲多過汗/精?慘叫、哀號仲多過呻吟、叫床? 點解好地地一套3D咸片,3D嘅竟然係子彈、飛刀、石頭、血、內臟,而完全唔關性愛事?屌,我寧願3D嘅係精,寧願俾葉山豪顏射我,都唔想睇子彈飛刀呀,要睇子彈飛,我睇讓子彈飛唔好? 點解好地地一套咸片,會咁血腥?爆頭、腰斬、斷手、斷腳……通通有齊,屌你老母我真係嚇撚到鳩到縮,我入黎係睇你點做愛,唔係睇你點做低人呀,仆街﹗ 點解好地地一套咸片,會有切jer、斷撚……等等「男人最痛」情節出現?仆街,你叫人點扯呀?駛唔駛重口味到咁? ok,咁都算撚數啦,血腥、暴力呢d都唔係最重要。唔好講話AV,一套色情電影最重要ge元素係咩呢?無錯,就係女主角。兩大專業AV女優、藍燕……仲有我地香港代表雷凱欣,稍為咸濕少少,真係聽到都扯扯地 ─ 但係事實又係點呢? 屌你老母﹗原紗央莉竟然用配音,仲要用果條八婆vienna配﹗我地平日睇AV都係聽唔到D AV講乜架啦,聽返日文有咩問題?仲原汁原味添啦,屌﹗ 仲有,周防雪子俾人打到皮開肉綻,大佬呀,用不著玩SM下話?你估個個觀眾都咁撚重口味?最後周防俾人屌死左呀﹗死撚左呀﹗如果你身邊條友係咁恐怖嘅埸面,都仲起到機嘅,我勸你即刻執野走,佢好危險。 重點場面葉山豪一挑十幾多P,屌你老母臭閪,其他果D臨記裸女豬撚到仆街,無一個正常,你叫我扯?我就真係想叫佢地扯呀﹗仆街﹗ Fine,原紗央莉我可以唔睇,周防我可以唔睇,臨時都當佢地無到,我地入場ge目的係咩?你都戇鳩既,你睇奧運跨欄ge目的係咩呀?梗係睇劉翔啦,點解呀?因為支持自己友呀嘛﹗無錯﹗我入場ge目的就係我地嘅雷凱欣,為香港增光嘅雷凱欣﹗ 事前我已經做曬research,知道雷凱欣係飾演陰陽人,已經有心理準備。但係,點解要安排佢fing jer、用jer jer轉車輪?用jer當棍毆人?點撚解唔俾雷凱欣用番自己把聲呀﹗點撚解要配把阿伯聲呀﹗點撚解要佢用把阿伯聲挑逗人呀﹗點撚解要佢自稱為「老夫」呀?仆街﹗你想點撚樣呀﹗ 聲,算啦,細個睇AV都可以mute左佢唔聽聲齋睇,呢套戲亮點係「雷凱欣會露三點」,只不過,露兩點嘅時間得果2秒,係呀,係2秒呀,2秒,夠我睇佢個胸,定係夠睇佢個樣?(更有高登巴打極度懷疑露點場面係key上去) 2秒之後點?著番衫?爆鈕?係呀,係爆呀,不過係全身爆開果隻爆,2秒之後,我心愛嘅雷凱欣就成個爆炸,變成一堆血肉呀﹗屌你老母﹗﹗﹗﹗ 由禁室培慾起,我自細已經視雷凱欣為我女神,好多人都話佢唔靚or假波or樣衰,但我對佢ge熱愛從來都無動搖過。由知道香港會有3D色情片,到知道有兩大AV女優,再知道女神雷凱欣都有份演,再到知道我趕得切18歲入場睇﹗呢一年你知唔知我幾撚興奮幾撚期待?但原來一年ge苦等只換來2秒ge露點以及爆炸,你知唔知我心靈受到幾撚大創傷?以後我睇親雷凱欣d 寫真/J圖,我都會不自覺諗起佢用把死人阿伯聲講野,同埋成個人爆炸果個畫面,你知唔知咁樣會有心理陰影架?我女神就咁幻滅啦﹗仆街﹗ 同行友人都話我痴左線,但我好冷靜好清醒 ─ 無J過雷凱欣嘅人係唔會明白呢種感受架﹗3D肉蒲團,我屌你老母﹗我真係好撚嬲呀﹗﹗﹗ 』 我笑到收唔到聲!哈哈





  • Gem replied at 2011-04-24 8:23 pm

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    米諗邪野, 思想壞都係壞, XD XD XD

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    thor, 關咩我事,所有野都係你講=_________=

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    因我睇到妳淫笑



  • thor 8:23pm apr 24, 2011

    杜文澤聲音演譯3D肉浦事後感





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    算你啦! 你辦事效率都幾快,俾你一個讚啦!^^



  • Gem replied at 2011-04-24 8:26 pm

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    thor 8:23pm apr 24, 2011

    杜文澤聲音演譯3D肉浦事後感





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    算你啦! 你辦事效率都幾快,俾你一個讚啦!^^

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    睇少我 XD XD XD



  • 有聲有晝 ~_________~



  • thx pokerking^^依加再聽多次, 笑餐死先!



  • 唔洗人講都知唔會有咩好睇,

    去睇都只係因為想睇3D,如果要睇情慾戲梗係睇日本AV啦 ~________~



  • Gem記住對埋我上面編稿睇, 會回心微笑!



  • pokerking replied at 2011-04-24 8:34 pm

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    唔洗人講都知唔會有咩好睇,

    去睇都只係因為想睇3D,如果要睇情慾戲梗係睇日本AV啦 ~________~

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    你一定成日睇喇 XD



  • pokerking 8:30pm apr 24, 2011

    有聲有晝 ~_________~

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    ...你辦事效率都唔差WOR,你同樣都有個"讚"



  • 我要二個讚, 我仲有稿比妳對架 XD



  • thor 8:34pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem記住對埋我上面編稿睇, 會回心微笑!

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    聽完真係...笑鬼死



    不過杜文澤講到好似讀書甘



  • thor replied at 2011-04-24 8:35 pm

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    pokerking replied at 2011-04-24 8:34 pm

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    唔洗人講都知唔會有咩好睇,

    去睇都只係因為想睇3D,如果要睇情慾戲梗係睇日本AV啦 ~________~

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    你一定成日睇喇 XD

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    你又知???好好睇咩?



  • Gem replied at 2011-04-24 8:40 pm

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    thor 8:34pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem記住對埋我上面編稿睇, 會回心微笑!

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    聽完真係...笑鬼死



    不過杜文澤講到好似讀書甘

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    妳聽到田田係後面笑?



  • thor 8:26pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem replied at 2011-04-24 8:23 pm

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    米諗邪野, 思想壞都係壞, XD XD XD

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    thor, 關咩我事,所有野都係你講=____=

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    因我睇到妳淫笑

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    你先係! 仲話人=
    =



  • thor 8:27pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem replied at 2011-04-24 8:26 pm

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    thor 8:23pm apr 24, 2011

    杜文澤聲音演譯3D肉浦事後感





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    算你啦! 你辦事效率都幾快,俾你一個讚啦!^^

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    睇少我 XD XD XD

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    豈敢,豈敢!



  • thor 8:38pm apr 24, 2011

    我要二個讚, 我仲有稿比妳對架 XD

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    做人唔可以甘貪心:P





  • 豈敢,豈敢!
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    久仰,久仰~~~~


  • pokerking 8:41pm apr 24, 2011

    thor replied at 2011-04-24 8:35 pm

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    pokerking replied at 2011-04-24 8:34 pm

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    唔洗人講都知唔會有咩好睇,

    去睇都只係因為想睇3D,如果要睇情慾戲梗係睇日本AV啦 ~________~

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    你一定成日睇喇 XD

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    你又知???好好睇咩?

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    你兩個都有睇,仲扮野 XXD



  • Gem replied at 2011-04-24 8:48 pm

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    thor 8:38pm apr 24, 2011

    我要二個讚, 我仲有稿比妳對架 XD

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    做人唔可以甘貪心:P

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    唔貪心果個就唔係人 XDDDD



  • Gem replied at 2011-04-24 8:50 pm

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    你兩個都有睇,仲扮野 XXD

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    梗係有睇啦,唔睇果個我會懷疑佢係唔係男人,但唔會成日睇囉 XDDDD



  • Gem replied at 2011-04-24 8:50 pm

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    pokerking 8:41pm apr 24, 2011

    thor replied at 2011-04-24 8:35 pm

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    pokerking replied at 2011-04-24 8:34 pm

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    唔洗人講都知唔會有咩好睇,

    去睇都只係因為想睇3D,如果要睇情慾戲梗係睇日本AV啦 ~________~

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    你一定成日睇喇 XD

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    你又知???好好睇咩?

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    你兩個都有睇,仲扮野 XXD

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    我對燈火發誓仲未睇, 最多下載, 咁晤理知去晒錢咩 XD



  • 除非Gem妳請我睇, 我就有點唔情願陪下妳 XD



  • thor 8:42pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem replied at 2011-04-24 8:40 pm

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    thor 8:34pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem記住對埋我上面編稿睇, 會回心微笑!

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    聽完真係...笑鬼死



    不過杜文澤講到好似讀書甘

    =================================================================

    妳聽到田田係後面笑?

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    聽唔清,但都似有份,但似乎後面唔只得一個人把聲



  • pokerking 8:52pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem replied at 2011-04-24 8:50 pm

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    你兩個都有睇,仲扮野 XXD

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    梗係有睇啦,唔睇果個我會懷疑佢係唔係男人,但唔會成日睇囉 XDDDD

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    你都好坦白



  • thor 8:54pm apr 24, 2011

    除非Gem妳請我睇, 我就有點唔情願陪下妳 X

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    你請我都唔會去睇呢棋類戲啦!仲話我請你睇,"開玩笑"(國語)



  • Gem replied at 2011-04-24 8:58 pm

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    thor 8:42pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem replied at 2011-04-24 8:40 pm

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    thor 8:34pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem記住對埋我上面編稿睇, 會回心微笑!

    =====================================================



    聽完真係...笑鬼死



    不過杜文澤講到好似讀書甘

    =================================================================

    妳聽到田田係後面笑?

    =========================================================



    聽唔清,但都似有份,但似乎後面唔只得一個人把聲

    =================================================================

    屋企人多, 我靜雞雞用最靚聲headphone聽, 有幾把聲, 對 XD



  • 釙終於有肚餓感覺,去搵野食先:)



  • thor 9:05pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem replied at 2011-04-24 8:58 pm

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    thor 8:42pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem replied at 2011-04-24 8:40 pm

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    thor 8:34pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem記住對埋我上面編稿睇, 會回心微笑!

    =====================================================



    聽完真係...笑鬼死



    不過杜文澤講到好似讀書甘

    =================================================================

    妳聽到田田係後面笑?

    =========================================================



    聽唔清,但都似有份,但似乎後面唔只得一個人把聲

    =================================================================

    鬼鬼祟祟...偷蕃薯 XXD



  • thor 9:05pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem replied at 2011-04-24 8:58 pm

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    thor 8:42pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem replied at 2011-04-24 8:40 pm

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    thor 8:34pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem記住對埋我上面編稿睇, 會回心微笑!

    =====================================================



    聽完真係...笑鬼死



    不過杜文澤講到好似讀書甘

    =================================================================

    妳聽到田田係後面笑?

    =========================================================



    聽唔清,但都似有份,但似乎後面唔只得一個人把聲

    =================================================================

    屋企人多, 我靜雞雞用最靚聲headphone聽, 有幾把聲, 對 XD

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    鬼鬼祟祟...偷蕃薯 XXD





  • 妳就偷得多變大蕃薯 XD



  • Gem replied at 2011-04-24 8:59 pm

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    你都好坦白

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    yes,因為我白白淨,冇XX... XDDDDDD



  • thor 9:12pm apr 24, 2011

    妳就偷得多變大蕃薯 XD

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    錯晒! 我最憎偷人野



  • pokerking 9:40pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem replied at 2011-04-24 8:59 pm

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    你都好坦白

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    yes,因為我白白淨,冇XX... XDDDDDD

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    =___________=



  • Gem replied at 2011-04-24 10:08 pm

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    thor 9:12pm apr 24, 2011

    妳就偷得多變大蕃薯 XD

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    錯晒! 我最憎偷人野

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    梗係啦,你係大賊唔會偷野,係明搶 XDDDDD



  • pokerking 10:21pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem replied at 2011-04-24 10:08 pm

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    thor 9:12pm apr 24, 2011

    妳就偷得多變大蕃薯 XD

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    錯晒! 我最憎偷人野

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    梗係啦,你係大賊唔會偷野,係明搶 XDDDDD

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    依我覺得...兩樣都冇咩分別...都一樣係唔喏...

    莫非你地成日做???? XXD



  • Gem replied at 2011-04-24 11:10 pm

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    pokerking 10:21pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem replied at 2011-04-24 10:08 pm

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    thor 9:12pm apr 24, 2011

    妳就偷得多變大蕃薯 XD

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    錯晒! 我最憎偷人野

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    梗係啦,你係大賊唔會偷野,係明搶 XDDDDD

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    依我覺得...兩樣都冇咩分別...都一樣係唔喏...

    莫非你地成日做???? XXD

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    梗係有分別啦,一個係偷偷摸摸,一個人明搶,

    你幾時見過小偷會發達,大賊就可以住洋樓養番狗,

    我都想做大賊 ~_______~



  • 版主今晚有冇搵到什麼好嘢食ar?



  • pokerking 11:27pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem replied at 2011-04-24 11:10 pm

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    pokerking 10:21pm apr 24, 2011

    Gem replied at 2011-04-24 10:08 pm

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    thor 9:12pm apr 24, 2011

    妳就偷得多變大蕃薯 XD

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    錯晒! 我最憎偷人野

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    梗係啦,你係大賊唔會偷野,係明搶 XDDDDD

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    依我覺得...兩樣都冇咩分別...都一樣係唔喏...

    莫非你地成日做???? XXD

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    梗係有分別啦,一個係偷偷摸摸,一個人明搶,

    你幾時見過小偷會發達,大賊就可以住洋樓養番狗,

    我都想做大賊 ~_______~

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    哦~~原來係甘,明白了



  • Densha 11:28pm apr 24, 2011

    版主今晚有冇搵到什麼好嘢食ar?

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    一個人當然冇出街食啦!在家煮野食



  • Gem replied at 2011-04-24 11:42 pm

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    Densha 11:28pm apr 24, 2011

    版主今晚有冇搵到什麼好嘢食ar?

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    一個人當然冇出街食啦!在家煮野食

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    自己整都好 冇味精 健康啲

    仲有一日假期 有冇什麼節目?



  • 明天同呀媽飲茶,之後行街





  • anyone want SL

    let me know u more at here



  • hi



  • yes



  • ha!

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