I will marry myself and invite pretty girls to my solo wedding



  • I decide that since I cannot be loyal to just one girl and I would like to get married, so I would book a solo wedding reception at a 5 star hotel in Macau. There will be no bride and I will say "I Do" to myself and exchange my left hand and right hand rings.



    However, if you are a pretty girl, you are cordially invited to my wedding reception and can  join my honeymoon trip spending the night at my honeymoon suite:-)



    If interested, please let me know.



  • are you able reproduce by yourself?



  • 你依個決定好適合你,


    我一早都覺得你有一點自戀



  • Are you going to masturbate in front of the guests after u said "I do"?



  • Just good for a narcissistic maniac



  • :) replied at 2010-10-23 11:58 am


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    Are you going to masturbate in front of the guests after u said "I do"?


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    that's called 'making love to himself' hahaha



  • maybe his finger and penis should exchange ring in the wedding



  • He's got the right and left hands to demonstrate as well. Hehe



  • I doubt if the ring can ever put on his penis without dropping. :p



  • :) replied at 2010-10-23 12:09 pm


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    He's got the right and left hands to demonstrate as well. Hehe


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    if he exchanged rings with his penis, they will never be parted till death



  • :) replied at 2010-10-23 12:11 pm


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    I doubt if the ring can ever put on his penis without dropping. :p


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    can be tailor made ma



  • the ring on his penis can function as a chastity belt when neccessary, "you must be loyal to Mrs Palm and her five daughters!"



  • It seems that many ppl here (hopefully girls only) are obsessed with my penis and fingers:-)



  • But how Mr Penis can kiss the loving bride (Mrs Palm)?