希望用另一個我重新面對你.



  • fly replied at 2010-10-03 12:31 am

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    丁丁龜,版主今晚好似感性發作,你令佢開心下好嗎?

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    foolishme又係版主@@'



    咁樓上果kan野咩黎架???



  • 今次 mdingding好醒wor.

    good night!



  • stillloveu replied at 2010-10-03 12:32 am

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    小心la

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    小乜心呀小心你呀~~~~晨早要啦!!!





  • 我知邊個係版主,點解當我係死蠢,aiya

    要訓就訓,聽日要happy d ^7^



  • aiya~~~~~~~~~~~~唔下化~你咁早訓?



    咁我都訓囉, bye bye fly!



  • 骨 >豬骨



  • 酸菜王豆煲豬骨岩飲嗎?

    清眼c好零!



  • fool, 身體好點嗎? 我說你搵丁是叫你悶時找丁丁



  • fool, 只要人開心,唔洗咁認真^^

    宜家我出左去lunch, 你係咪返緊工?



  • dingding

    錫番lor.

    你仲未收工咩?



  • 我估咁嗁收工時多數無人

    龜丁昨晚雞眼發作,盲左呀!

    唔知今日出左院未



    報告鉛筆



  • fly

    Wakakkakakak.....笑死咗!



  • fly

    你今日又點,好嗎?



  • fly

    haha.....比你笑死!



    死完又訓訓完又死 ===> 訓死,死訓都未死

    死死訓訓訓訓死死 ===> 横死直死都係打斜死

    架睡巴都係陪我睡 ===> 架訓巴睇到都唔陪你死

    一個中頭啦!我訓左 ===> 一個中頭,訓極都唔死!



  • 食飯~閃~~



  • 版主,你好夜呀!



  • 今日晚了一點,

    不過都訓la



  • anyone here (((((((((



  • 妳想搵 ding? 吾見人.



  • 都係忙忙地啦



  • sex 版有嘜好睇? 



    ar..有無貼示ar?



  • 早晨stillloveu

    how are u today?

    hehe...當然可以比答案啦。

    國際機埸男厠,估四個字,

    答案係...『乜能都有』!



    哈哈...唔好唓我,我都係睇返黎架咋!



  • 阿美長得很醜,卻有兩位靚仔為了娶她而大打出手,為什麼呢?





    輸咗果個要娶阿美^^



  • foolishme replied at 2010-10-08 10:44 am

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    早晨stillloveu

    how are u today?

    hehe...當然可以比答案啦。

    國際機埸男厠,估四個字,

    答案係...『乜能都有』!



    哈哈...唔好唓我,我都係睇返黎架咋!

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    10 個好笑, 呢個早上笑飽佐 :))))



  • iq題 replied at 2010-10-08 10:50 am

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    阿美長得很醜,卻有兩位靚仔為了娶她而大打出手,為什麼呢?





    輸咗果個要娶阿美^^

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    呢個似TV做笑話多過iq題bor.



  • stillloveu

    thats why waht i told its very funny the iq question when i saw on yesterday.



    iq

    any iq question to us?



  • 仲有...





    女孩子懷孕之後,最需要注意什麼?



  • 我玩iq題吾得嫁.



  • 咁睇下笑話喇...







    從前,有個國家的公主,每天中午會帶她的女近衛隊將海邊封鎖,然後洗澡。



    有個年輕的小夥子,想到了一個辦法,在公主來海邊前,將全身脫光光埋入沙灘中。

    公主的女近衛隊例行檢查後,發現沒人,公主便在海中洗澡。洗完澡上岸後,她發現沙灘中冒出了一個小蘑菇。



    公主好奇的對這個蘑菇又搖又摸,結果這個蘑菇越變越大,公主感到很開心,就更加賣力的觸摸。公主又想不知這蘑菇是什揦味道的,於是伸出舌頭舔了幾下,結果這蘑菇竟然噴出了汁入射了公主的嘴裏,然後消失了。公主把在嘴裏汁舔了幾下吞下,覺的味道還不錯,便高興的帶女近衛隊囘宮。



    小夥子從沙灘跳出來後,感到很興奮,便到街市中大事宣揚,讓不少男人羨慕不已。

    第二天,公主洗完澡上岸後,發現遍地是蘑菇,很開心的把她女近衛隊們叫過來,大聲吩咐:“ 妳們快把這些蘑菇切下來帶回宮





  • thanks! 係隔離版抄反來ka.....



  • 我眼訓, 死頂緊ar





  • thanks! 係隔離版抄反來ka.....



    唔洗客氣...唔係隔離版...係其他網抄既^^













    「阿媽呀!我已經13歲啦!」

    「我知呀!」

    「咁我可唔可以識男朋友呀?」

    「唔可以!」

    「但係家姐13歲就可以識男仔!」

    「都話唔得囉!」

    「咁我可唔可以帶胸圍呀?」

    「唔得!」

    「咁做咩家姐13歲就可以帶胸圍既?」

    「我話唔得就唔得啦!」

    「咁我可唔可以用衛生巾呀?」

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    「收聲啦衰仔~!」



  • IQ 有冇貼示ah?



    (1) 一位獵人打任何動物都祇需要一槍打死他們,為何祇有一隻獅子要打中兩槍,那隻獅子才嗚呼?



    (2) 女孩子懷孕之後,最需要注意什麼?



  • 捱到可以走了......好精神呀)))))



  • 鬆一口氣! good !



  • foolishme replied at 2010-10-08 4:51 pm

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    IQ 有冇貼示ah?



    (1) 一位獵人打任何動物都祇需要一槍打死他們,為何祇有一隻獅子要打中兩槍,那隻獅子才嗚呼?



    (2) 女孩子懷孕之後,最需要注意什麼?

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    有冇貼示ah?



  • letsforgetthepast replied at 2010-09-29 11:56 am

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    you need to move on...why you still love her?because of so many reasons right?we can remain as friends or let her go.if shes come back to you.it means shes still love you!!!

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    所有人同事都是相向,你有這樣想法,對方都會.



  • 點解我係單向嘅!

    唔通我係智障?



  • 你無思想,無想野



  • 有喎,諗頭都好大。

    只係一係我諗,一係人地諗。

    都唔會相向,同向左走向右走無mud分別。



  • 有d問題係相向......e.g.....if shes come back to you.it means shes still love you!!!



  • 我明你果d係,只係都有唔係



  • fly replied at 2010-10-09 12:13 pm

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    我明你果d係,只係都有唔係

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    你o翕乜呀鬆d???

    反lun幾次都唔明喎,係咪未食早餐呀今朝?



  • maddingding replied at 2010-10-09 12:18 pm

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    fly replied at 2010-10-09 12:13 pm

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    我明你果d係,只係都有唔係

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    你o翕乜呀鬆d???

    反lun幾次都唔明喎,係咪未食早餐呀今朝?

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    唔係咁,哩騎哩人係唔會浮面架,版主,我用心良苦…

    等我扮下完長興唱番支飲歌先



  • fly replied at 2010-10-09 12:27 pm

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    maddingding replied at 2010-10-09 12:18 pm

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    fly replied at 2010-10-09 12:13 pm

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    我明你果d係,只係都有唔係

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    你o翕乜呀鬆d???

    反lun幾次都唔明喎,係咪未食早餐呀今朝?

    =================================================================

    唔係咁,哩騎哩人係唔會浮面架,版主,我用心良苦…

    等我扮下完長興唱番支飲歌先

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    lmf有隻歌好能夠代表我依刻感覺~~~

    我好想唱俾你聽~不過算啦早晨溜溜



  • fly replied at 2010-10-09 12:27 pm

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    maddingding replied at 2010-10-09 12:18 pm

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    fly replied at 2010-10-09 12:13 pm

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    我明你果d係,只係都有唔係

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    你o翕乜呀鬆d???

    反lun幾次都唔明喎,係咪未食早餐呀今朝?

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    唔係咁,哩騎哩人係唔會浮面架,版主,我用心良苦…

    等我扮下完長興唱番支飲歌先

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    點解我吾明你講緊嘜.?""



  • MadDIngDing replied at 2010-10-09 12:36 pm

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    fly replied at 2010-10-09 12:27 pm

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    maddingding replied at 2010-10-09 12:18 pm

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    fly replied at 2010-10-09 12:13 pm

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    我明你果d係,只係都有唔係

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    你o翕乜呀鬆d???

    反lun幾次都唔明喎,係咪未食早餐呀今朝?

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    唔係咁,哩騎哩人係唔會浮面架,版主,我用心良苦…

    等我扮下完長興唱番支飲歌先

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    lmf有隻歌好能夠代表我依刻感覺~~~

    我好想唱俾你聽~不過算啦早晨溜溜

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    搵 ding moring



    唱歌? 吾好卦..點歌



  • fly replied at 2010-10-09 12:27 pm

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    maddingding replied at 2010-10-09 12:18 pm

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    fly replied at 2010-10-09 12:13 pm

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    我明你果d係,只係都有唔係

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    你o翕乜呀鬆d???

    反lun幾次都唔明喎,係咪未食早餐呀今朝?

    =================================================================

    唔係咁,哩騎哩人係唔會浮面架,版主,我用心良苦…

    等我扮下完長興唱番支飲歌先

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    其實只係想回應反一 d 野,無嘜意思



  • 點解我吾明你講緊嘜.?""<---好明顯佢係掛住我啦!!!







    唱歌? 吾好卦..點歌 <----但係我好~想唱俾佢聽喎



  • maddingding replied at 2010-10-09 12:51 pm

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    點解我吾明你講緊嘜.?""<---好明顯佢係掛住我啦!!!



    唱歌? 吾好卦..點歌 <----但係我好~想唱俾佢聽喎

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    >> 咁就要唱比佢聽la,人家卦住你




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