雜文．雜評

合邏輯都可以好荒謬架wor,例如:
 
 人口多的國家就是偉大的國家
 中國是世界上人口最多的國家
 中國是世界上最偉大的國家
 
 明乎此,即知邏輯的界限,以及論証的重要

淺灰 >> 大叔, 都是喜歡聽你嬉皮講笑話

小姐
 
 我深色過你呀...又黑又盛咁呀

小姐
 
 係架... 其實我都好怕自己正正經經架

小姐
 
 今年夏天會唔會剪短d 頭髮呀?

大叔, 心思思想剪短到好似軍裝咁

剪左好耐先長架bor

紮起d 頭髮都散到熱罷?

大叔既膚色深定係淺 等等, 呢度邊度呢? 喂~以文會友吖, 1222, 我地需唔需要搬竇? 嘻嘻

我膚色深啦.... 擺明係賤命一條

搬竇? 咁一係你是旦推一條 thread 出黎啦

頭髮紮得耐頭痛嫁.... 噫, 點會同男人討論呢類話題

這是2005年Steve Jobs(Apple創辦人) 在患上癌症,久休後在大學向畢業生發表一個演講, 很長但發人深省, 和大家分享一下, 希望所有在人生中有高,低潮的人讀完有所啓發。:
 
 Jobs除了是個很有創意的商業奇才, 也是一個智者。

夏天... 戴眼鏡都唔方便啦

'You've got to find what you love,' Jobs says
 
 This is the text of the Commencement address by Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer and of Pixar Animation Studios, delivered on June 12, 2005.
 I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I've ever gotten to a college graduation. Today I want to tell you three stories from my life. That's it. No big deal. Just three stories.
 The first story is about connecting the dots.
 I dropped out of Reed College after the first 6 months, but then stayed around as a drop-in for another 18 months or so before I really quit. So why did I drop out?

It started before I was born. My biological mother was a young, unwed college graduate student, and she decided to put me up for adoption. She felt very strongly that I should be adopted by college graduates, so everything was all set for me to be adopted at birth by a lawyer and his wife. Except that when I popped out they decided at the last minute that they really wanted a girl. So my parents, who were on a waiting list, got a call in the middle of the night asking: "We have an unexpected baby boy; do you want him?" They said: "Of course." My biological mother later found out that my mother had never graduated from college and that my father had never graduated from high school. She refused to sign the final adoption papers. She only relented a few months later when my parents promised that I would someday go to college.
 And 17 years later I did go to college. But I naively chose a college that was almost as expensive as Stanford, and all of my working-class parents' savings were being spent on my college tuition. After six months, I couldn't see the value in it. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life and no idea how college was going to help me figure it out. And here I was spending all of the money my parents had saved their entire life. So I decided to drop out and trust that it would all work out OK. It was pretty scary at the time, but looking back it was one of the best decisions I ever made. The minute I dropped out I could stop taking the required classes that didn't interest me, and begin dropping in on the ones that looked interesting.

It wasn't all romantic. I didn't have a dorm room, so I slept on the floor in friends' rooms, I returned coke bottles for the 5¡é deposits to buy food with, and I would walk the 7 miles across town every Sunday night to get one good meal a week at the Hare Krishna temple. I loved it. And much of what I stumbled into by following my curiosity and intuition turned out to be priceless later on. Let me give you one example:
 Reed College at that time offered perhaps the best calligraphy instruction in the country. Throughout the campus every poster, every label on every drawer, was beautifully hand calligraphed. Because I had dropped out and didn't have to take the normal classes, I decided to take a calligraphy class to learn how to do this. I learned about serif and san serif typefaces, about varying the amount of space between different letter combinations, about what makes great typography great. It was beautiful, historical, artistically subtle in a way that science can't capture, and I found it fascinating.
 None of this had even a hope of any practical application in my life. But ten years later, when we were designing the first Macintosh computer, it all came back to me. And we designed it all into the Mac. It was the first computer with beautiful typography. If I had never dropped in on that single course in college, the Mac would have never had multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts. And since Windows just copied the Mac, its likely that no personal computer would have them. If I had never dropped out, I would have never dropped in on this calligraphy class, and personal computers might not have the wonderful typography that they do. Of course it was impossible to connect the dots looking forward when I was in college. But it was very, very clear looking backwards ten years later.
 Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something - your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life.

My second story is about love and loss.
 I was lucky - I found what I loved to do early in life. Woz and I started Apple in my parents garage when I was 20. We worked hard, and in 10 years Apple had grown from just the two of us in a garage into a $2 billion company with over 4000 employees. We had just released our finest creation - the Macintosh - a year earlier, and I had just turned 30. And then I got fired. How can you get fired from a company you started? Well, as Apple grew we hired someone who I thought was very talented to run the company with me, and for the first year or so things went well. But then our visions of the future began to diverge and eventually we had a falling out. When we did, our Board of Directors sided with him. So at 30 I was out. And very publicly out. What had been the focus of my entire adult life was gone, and it was devastating.
 I really didn't know what to do for a few months. I felt that I had let the previous generation of entrepreneurs down - that I had dropped the baton as it was being passed to me. I met with David Packard and Bob Noyce and tried to apologize for screwing up so badly. I was a very public failure, and I even thought about running away from the valley. But something slowly began to dawn on me - I still loved what I did. The turn of events at Apple had not changed that one bit. I had been rejected, but I was still in love. And so I decided to start over.
 I didn't see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything. It freed me to enter one of the most creative periods of my life.
 During the next five years, I started a company named NeXT, another company named Pixar, and fell in love with an amazing woman who would become my wife. Pixar went on to create the worlds first computer animated feature film, Toy Story, and is now the most successful animation studio in the world. In a remarkable turn of events, Apple bought NeXT, I retuned to Apple, and the technology we developed at NeXT is at the heart of Apple's current renaissance. And Laurene and I have a wonderful family together.
 I'm pretty sure none of this would have happened if I hadn't been fired from Apple. It was awful tasting medicine, but I guess the patient needed it. Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith. I'm convinced that the only thing that kept me going was that I loved what I did. You've got to find what you love. And that is as true for your work as it is for your lovers. Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it. And, like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking until you find it. Don't settle.

以文會友吖, 1222, 我地需唔需要搬竇? 嘻嘻
 
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 出去食個飯，就多左咁多野。
 o係度傾都無咩所謂o既，否則又唔係我自言自語...
 
 估唔到呢度有人會睇Karl Popper，果真深藏不露。
 
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 人口多的國家就是偉大的國家
 中國是世界上人口最多的國家
 中國是世界上最偉大的國家
 
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 嘻，我覺得...
 
 人口多的國家就是偉大的國家 <== false
 若無記錯，if false then true這句，好像都可以是valid？
 大叔太考我記性...
 
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 龍眼要告臘筆小新荼毒兒童思想, 法官大人不慌不忙的撤銷訴訟, 理據是: 找不著與訟人. 你又怎麼說?
 
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 我會說龍眼偷換概念，嘻。

My third story is about death.
 
 When I was 17, I read a quote that went something like: "If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you'll most certainly be right." It made an impression on me, and since then, for the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: "If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?" And whenever the answer has been "No" for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.
 Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything - all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.
 About a year ago I was diagnosed with cancer. I had a scan at 7:30 in the morning, and it clearly showed a tumor on my pancreas. I didn't even know what a pancreas was. The doctors told me this was almost certainly a type of cancer that is incurable, and that I should expect to live no longer than three to six months. My doctor advised me to go home and get my affairs in order, which is doctor's code for prepare to die. It means to try to tell your kids everything you thought you'd have the next 10 years to tell them in just a few months. It means to make sure everything is buttoned up so that it will be as easy as possible for your family. It means to say your goodbyes.
 I lived with that diagnosis all day. Later that evening I had a biopsy, where they stuck an endoscope down my throat, through my stomach and into my intestines, put a needle into my pancreas and got a few cells from the tumor. I was sedated, but my wife, who was there, told me that when they viewed the cells under a microscope the doctors started crying because it turned out to be a very rare form of pancreatic cancer that is curable with surgery. I had the surgery and I'm fine now.
 This was the closest I've been to facing death, and I hope its the closest I get for a few more decades. Having lived through it, I can now say this to you with a bit more certainty than when death was a useful but purely intellectual concept:

No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life's change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.
 Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.
 When I was young, there was an amazing publication called The Whole Earth Catalog, which was one of the bibles of my generation. It was created by a fellow named Stewart Brand not far from here in Menlo Park, and he brought it to life with his poetic touch. This was in the late 1960's, before personal computers and desktop publishing, so it was all made with typewriters, scissors, and polaroid cameras. It was sort of like Google in paperback form, 35 years before Google came along: it was idealistic, and overflowing with neat tools and great notions.
 Stewart and his team put out several issues of The Whole Earth Catalog, and then when it had run its course, they put out a final issue. It was the mid-1970s, and I was your age. On the back cover of their final issue was a photograph of an early morning country road, the kind you might find yourself hitchhiking on if you were so adventurous. Beneath it were the words: "Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish." It was their farewell message as they signed off. Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish. And I have always wished that for myself. And now, as you graduate to begin anew, I wish that for you.
 
 Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.
 
 Thank you all very much.

xian
 
 eng 門黎架... 查得字典黎都放工lu...有無中文架

Steve Jobs的故事，值得睇哦。
 我記得之前睇的係中文版。

希望版主不會介意佔用幾個post的位置。
 
 因為看到你寫明「以文會友,..任何精彩有意義的文章」,故斗胆借用此線一下...
 
 打擾了!

xian
 
 你咁客氣既?
 she.com 唔洗理架...中意留咩就留咩lor

xian 你咁客氣既? she.com 唔洗理架...中意留咩就留咩lor

Xian replied at 2010-07-15 2:37 pm
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 希望版主不會介意佔用幾個post的位置。
 
 因為看到你寫明「以文會友,..任何精彩有意義的文章」,故斗胆借用此線一下...
 
 打擾了!
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 歡迎打擾，嘻～
 有時間，等我慢慢睇返英文原文版。
 
 開線時因為覺得好悶，成個She都無乜好睇咁，所以開一線以文會友。
 儲埋儲埋，無人理我都可以悶時自己睇返。
 估唔到人氣不俗，謝謝，嘻！

大叔
 xian
 
 eng 門黎架... 查得字典黎都放工lu...有無中文架
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 有中文版的,但是我覺得英文版精彩得多...
 
 今時今日,看見apple產品橫掃全球市場,更應看一下它的老細死過番生的心路歷程,對自已的人生,会有另一番体会!

我就覺得富士萍果對人類既貢獻大d 喇.

小姐..... 咁你中意留咩?

我當然希望能處處留情

爛gag一個：留頭不留髮...

唔知真唔真...
 
 以下節錄，詳請看原文：http://intermargins.net/repression/pervert/SM/sm_doer/Marquis de Sade/author_sade03.htm
 
 性虐待（Sadism）一詞因他而來；長期身陷囹圄，卻仍持續以「書寫」宣洩不絕慾望與憤懣，法國情慾哲學家薩德侯爵，終其一生浪蕩敗德，備受爭議，在歷史上獨成另類極限形象。
 
 賴守正在本文中，勾寫薩德侯爵具高度戲劇性的生命，包括他在身體經驗上的放浪形駭，高度挑戰既有世俗倫理價值的思維傾向等，進而剖析他與主流文明體制的交鋒對峙，以及相關影響，甚具可讀性。

yume1222 replied at 2010-07-15 2:26 pm
 
 
 我會說龍眼偷換概念，嘻。
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 係係, 係偷換概念!
 
 神同小新都好多人識, 家傳戶曉 (小新某程度上家傳戶曉).
 
 唔再講啦, 好悶!
 
 學到大叔咁風趣就好啦!

唔再講啦, 好悶!
 
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 其實不知幾有趣呢，嘻。
 
 如果將上帝與小新劃上等號，就等於說上帝是虛構人物。
 
 那就是龍眼對上帝存在與否有預設立場了。

yume1222 replied at 2010-07-15 3:06 pm
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 唔再講啦, 好悶!
 
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 其實不知幾有趣呢，嘻。
 
 如果將上帝與小新劃上等號，就等於說上帝是虛構人物。
 
 那就是龍眼對上帝存在與否有預設立場了。
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 嘻, 如果1222將上帝與小新劃上等號，就等於說上帝是虛構人物。
 
 那就是1222對上帝存在與否有預設立場了。
 
 嘻~~

Reasoning正確無誤，感覺有點玩上癮了。

爛gag題 乜野比無比膏更高

Provided B = X
 
 If A = B, then A = X (rule of transition)
 
 If 1222 替 A and B 劃上等號, then 1222 就是說 A = X.
 
 將1222套上龍眼或誰都一樣啦, 問題係有沒有套上這等號.
 
 In this case,
 
 A = 上帝;
 B = 小新;
 X = 虛構人物;
 
 上癮?
 
 等閒巢下打唔打到數學符號去悶死你!

糟糕 replied at 2010-07-15 3:25 pm
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 爛gag題
 
 
 乜野比無比膏更高
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 糟糕?! 唔識.
 
 強力無比膏?

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都係唔識post youtube d片, 自己click link啦~

強力≠高

毛？

乜野比無比膏更高 無比膏嗰蓋

無比膏嗰蓋 <a href="mailto:#$^^&$@#$^%">#$^^&$@#$^%</a>&

如果我倒轉放，咁無比膏咪高過個蓋囉。

大枝裝無比膏又得唔得?

咩人會睇過龍？

答案唔會係眼大睇過龍咁簡單卦？