青山支部(Night Care Center )



  • Night care center 開張, 所有人士均可進入紓緩壓力,



    務求做到有病醫病, 無病保身~



    無限量的水任吹~ 不過謝絕粗口, 多謝合作 :)



  • she 真係好厭悶.......點解咁悶架



  • 頭等幾錢晚丫?



  • 癲猫 replied at 2010-05-02 10:11 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    頭等幾錢晚丫?


    =================================================================


    由於人手不足, 你住頭等要等我請左註冊護士先啦,


    你去拎籌先 :p



  • HI ~~


    我係新來的.





    呢張係我既入院証呀!







  • 拎籌? 我有羊梘+癲狂...你唔收我我要租多個月小欖架!



  • 岩岩比人送到黎.....



  • 癲猫 replied at 2010-05-02 10:15 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    拎籌? 我有羊梘+癲狂...你唔收我我要租多個月小欖架!


    =================================================================


    頭等俾好嚴重果d 住架, 你有冇轉介信架? 唔好浪費社會資源ar



  • 我有入院証應該唔洗攞籌掛~~





    不過我而家肚餓呀!


    麻煩叫護士比飯我食呀!



  • dindin replied at 2010-05-02 10:15 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    HI ~~


    我係新來的.





    呢張係我既入院証呀!





    =================================================================


    邊個轉介你入來架, 去做個評估先啦, 哈


    有幾癲呀 ?



  • 頭等俾好嚴重果d 住架, 你有冇轉介信架? 唔好浪費社會資源ar





    駛駛我即刻發俾你睇呢, 你俾間房我住一晚觀察下先啦



  • 神經失常 replied at 2010-05-02 10:17 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    岩岩比人送到黎.....


    =================================================================


    咁多病人, 我一個做唔切呀, 等我掛左號先啦 :p



  • 不過我而家肚餓呀!


    麻煩叫護士比飯我食呀!


    ====================





    千奇唔好大聲叫肚餓!!!!



  • dindin replied at 2010-05-02 10:18 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    我有入院証應該唔洗攞籌掛~~





    不過我而家肚餓呀!


    麻煩叫護士比飯我食呀!


    =================================================================


    唔好意思, 過左六點食飯時間, 叫護士俾包脫脂奶你頂住先, 最多加多包梳打餅過你喇



  • 咁多病人, 我一個做唔切呀, 等我掛左號先啦 :p





    今時今日咁既服務態度.......係唔夠架!!!!!!



  • 癲猫 replied at 2010-05-02 10:19 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    >>>頭等俾好嚴重果d 住架, 你有冇轉介信架? 唔好浪費社會資源ar





    駛駛我即刻發俾你睇呢, 你俾間房我住一晚觀察下先啦


    =================================================================


    你男定女呀, 男女要分層架, 男去一樓, 女上二樓, 地下係職員休息室, 唔好亂入呀 , haha



  • 唔好意思, 過左六點食飯時間, 叫護士俾包脫脂奶你頂住先, 最多加多包梳打餅過你喇


    =====================================================


    咁好有餅食架~~~~~小x果邊大聲d會有人.....俾deeee我食架@@'



  • 你男定女呀, 男女要分層架, 男去一樓, 女上二樓, 地下係職員休息室, 唔好亂入呀 , haha





    我要去.........1樓, 我怕高架~~hahahah



  • 係唔係玩大細超呀?再冇人so我我渣你地架白車走架啦 ))))))))))



  • 癲猫 replied at 2010-05-02 10:23 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    唔好意思, 過左六點食飯時間, 叫護士俾包脫脂奶你頂住先, 最多加多包梳打餅過你喇


    =====================================================


    咁好有餅食架~~~~~小x果邊大聲d會有人.....俾deeee我食架@@'


    =================================================================


    證明我依度真係以人為本, 你唔好返去喇, 我計你平d 喇



  • 院長 replied at 2010-05-02 10:19 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    dindin replied at 2010-05-02 10:15 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    HI ~~


    我係新來的.





    呢張係我既入院証呀!





    =================================================================


    邊個轉介你入來架, 去做個評估先啦, 哈


    有幾癲呀 ?


    =================================================================





    上次我咬掉人地隻耳之麻


    D人就話我精神有問題囉.


    仲連份工都無埋啦!


    好可憐呀!!





    靜靜雞話你地知呀!


    其實我係正常人來的.



  • 癲猫 replied at 2010-05-02 10:20 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    不過我而家肚餓呀!


    麻煩叫護士比飯我食呀!


    ====================





    千奇唔好大聲叫肚餓!!!!


    =================================================================





    點解呀?


    但我真係餓麻



  • 神經失常 replied at 2010-05-02 10:25 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    係唔係玩大細超呀?再冇人so我我渣你地架白車走架啦 ))))))))))


    =================================================================


    初步診斷, 你有燥狂, 咁唔等得, 急症都要排4 個鐘啦, 我依度幾分鐘ja, 人手不足, 你就將就係下啦



  • 神經失常 replied at 2010-05-02 10:25 pm


    係唔係玩大細超呀?再冇人so我我渣你地架白車走架啦 ))))))))))


    =============================================





    好明顯你只係抑鬱啦, 都唔出聲....



  • 院長 replied at 2010-05-02 10:21 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    dindin replied at 2010-05-02 10:18 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    我有入院証應該唔洗攞籌掛~~





    不過我而家肚餓呀!


    麻煩叫護士比飯我食呀!


    =================================================================


    唔好意思, 過左六點食飯時間, 叫護士俾包脫脂奶你頂住先, 最多加多包梳打餅過你喇


    =================================================================





    咁都好啦!!


    但只可以頂得一陣炸喎..



  • 點解呀?


    但我真係餓麻


    =============





    餓咪有deeee食囉, 院長話呢度以人為本喎, 今晚食乜餸呀?



  • dindin replied at 2010-05-02 10:27 pm








    上次我咬掉人地隻耳之麻


    D人就話我精神有問題囉.


    仲連份工都無埋啦!


    好可憐呀!!





    靜靜雞話你地知呀!


    其實我係正常人來的.


    =================================================================


    我相信你係正常人, 不過需要特別照顧, 你要住獨立房呀



  • 冇人理我去跳番part舞先~~~~~~~


    啦啦啦你呀爸大減價益晒百有~~~~~~



  • 癲猫 replied at 2010-05-02 10:30 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    點解呀?


    但我真係餓麻


    =============





    餓咪有deeee食囉, 院長話呢度以人為本喎, 今晚食乜餸呀?


    =================================================================


    都話依家廚房打烊, 食住餅先啦



  • 神經失常 replied at 2010-05-02 10:31 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    冇人理我去跳番part舞先~~~~~~~


    啦啦啦你呀爸大減價益晒百有~~~~~~


    =================================================================


    你應該仲有hyper......嗯嗯,


    要開藥喇.......



  • 冇人理我去跳番part舞先~~~~~~~


    啦啦啦你呀爸大減價益晒百有~~~~~~


    =============================================





    唔咪咀呀!!!!


    又改哂d歌詞!!



  • 我唔要獨立房.....我要獨立屋!!!!!!



  • 應該係咁:





    啦啦啦你伯爺食西瓜甩左隻牙~~~~~



  • 我要前花園後泳池攪bbq,招呼下尼度d朋友



  • 神經失常 replied at 2010-05-02 10:34 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    我唔要獨立房.....我要獨立屋!!!!!!


    =================================================================


    E? 依位先生, 打算捐幾多億俾本院, 好等我地新起的大樓以你命名為「神經失常綜合大屋」丫



  • 癲猫 replied at 2010-05-02 10:36 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    我要前花園後泳池攪bbq,招呼下尼度d朋友


    =================================================================


    泳池BBQ 唔得呀, 話哂都係SHE政府資助, 我驚俾新聞界影到我管理不善, 上報就冇哂資助啦, 我唔要步包玉剛泳池的後塵呀



  • 院長, 你有冇睇當年果個廣告啊, 我可以捐好多億....


    億生菌 :p



  • 嗯, 如果係益生菌, 你要捐幾千兆先得, 等我做下疫苗幫你地打針



  • 嗯, 如果係益生菌, 你要捐幾千兆先得, 等我做下疫苗幫你地打針





    為免曬納稅人d錢, 不如一針打死佢啦!



  • 癲猫 replied at 2010-05-02 10:45 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    >>>嗯, 如果係益生菌, 你要捐幾千兆先得, 等我做下疫苗幫你地打針





    為免曬納稅人d錢, 不如一針打死佢啦!


    =================================================================


    你都升呢, 你都要住獨立房, 你同神經失常唔可以住一間, 我驚你打死佢呀, 哈哈



  • 院長 replied at 2010-05-02 10:31 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    dindin replied at 2010-05-02 10:27 pm








    上次我咬掉人地隻耳之麻


    D人就話我精神有問題囉.


    仲連份工都無埋啦!


    好可憐呀!!





    靜靜雞話你地知呀!


    其實我係正常人來的.


    =================================================================


    我相信你係正常人, 不過需要特別照顧, 你要住獨立房呀


    =================================================================





    呢間醫院d人都幾好喎, 咁好啦!


    我入黎住下先啦!



  • 癲猫 replied at 2010-05-02 10:30 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    點解呀?


    但我真係餓麻


    =============





    餓咪有deeee食囉, 院長話呢度以人為本喎, 今晚食乜餸呀?


    =================================================================





    梳打餅 @@



  • 梳打餅 @@





    仲有奶添~~~~~喎!



  • 我唔止精神失常仲玩緊人格分裂呀...幾壇野將就下啦~~~



  • 癲猫 replied at 2010-05-02 10:49 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    >>>梳打餅 @@





    仲有奶添~~~~~喎!


    =================================================================








    果d係脫脂奶, 唔飽既~



  • dindin replied at 2010-05-02 10:47 pm








    呢間醫院d人都幾好喎, 咁好啦!


    我入黎住下先啦!


    =================================================================


    你上二樓打住地鋪先, 我等緊有心人士捐錢俾我買家具呀



  • 果d係脫脂奶, 唔飽既~





    尼間野未有資助嘛, 靚仔護士都唔多個!



  • dindin replied at 2010-05-02 10:51 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    癲猫 replied at 2010-05-02 10:49 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    >>>梳打餅 @@





    仲有奶添~~~~~喎!


    =================================================================








    果d係脫脂奶, 唔飽既~


    =================================================================


    間間院都係雀巢脫脂架, 唔好飲咩? 哈哈



  • 癲猫 replied at 2010-05-02 10:53 pm


    -----------------------------------------------------------------


    >>>果d係脫脂奶, 唔飽既~





    尼間野未有資助嘛, 靚仔護士都唔多個!


    =================================================================





    係唔係玩野啊? 靚女唔得既咩??


    再唔係我要靚既公公婆婆 ))))))))))



  • 青山醫院探病時間如下:





    週一至週六 :


    下午二時半至四時半





    週日及公眾假期 :


    上午九時半至十一時半


    下午二時半至四時半