~要求加薪的陰莖~
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快d搵人幫你啦..
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<br>May I?hehe
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一陣比人打都似...
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<br>mbshing replied @ 2009-03-09 3:15 pm
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<br>有靚仔肯至得架... ====你見到邊個靚仔你咪行過去問佢肯唔肯囉
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ling ling,
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<br>i will beat you too....beat your pat pat when doing the doggy.
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小玲玲 replied @ 2009-03-09 3:34 pm
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<br>一陣比人打都似... ===見到你咁靚女唔會打你既...啜你都黎唔切喇
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見到你咁靚女唔會打你既...啜你都黎唔切喇
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<br>嘩..口花花...
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<br>~~ching~!
<br>0 thread ~~ching~! replied @ 2009-03-09 3:42 pm
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<br>見到你咁靚女唔會打你既...啜你都黎唔切喇
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<br>嘩..口花花... ====有幾花呀...啜埋你喇
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一陣比人打都似...
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<br>I won't beat u....just kiss u...kaaaaaa
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男人把口唔花lum唔到女架!
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點解唔見有男人lum我暨..........
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小玲玲 replied @ 2009-03-09 3:46 pm
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<br>男人把口唔花lum唔到女架!===咪講左去第二度先喇,,,,重唔去搵個靚仔問下
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ok....3 women are here now! 1 market is about to come!
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冇哂人ge..........crying...........
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Hi lingling
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<br>when can I see u ? just want yo buy u a 紅豆冰
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Hihi...盛放中小花
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<br>Nice to meet you 2 ;-)
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講笑話, 我又嚟...
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<br>有一日,仔仔問老豆:「做愛有幾舒服架?可唔可以形容下?」
<br>老豆就話:「你年紀細,你想像下做愛就好像你挖鼻孔, 是一件很舒服的事啊。」
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<br>個仔又問:「過程中男仔舒服D, 還是女仔舒服D?」
<br>老豆:「咁你挖鼻孔時,舒服的是你的鼻孔還是你的手指呢?」
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<br>他又問:「甘點解女仔被強暴時會難過既?」
<br>老豆:「如果有一日你走在街上,突然有人過來挖你鼻孔,你會舒服嗎?」
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<br>最後問:「甘點解男仔唔中意戴套?」
<br>老豆:「你喜歡戴著手套挖鼻孔嗎?」
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hi aero.........
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花, 我係度...鍚番...
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小玲玲 replied @ 2009-03-09 4:02 pm
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<br>花, 我係度...鍚番...
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<br>鍚邊呢?我想...........
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喂喂...咪當我死好喎...haha
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nicotine23個笑話又幾搞野, ha~
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eeee.....cry下有得錫.....我又喊下先...嗚嗚嗚
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等我好番先啦, 唔係見到我嚇親你...
<br>有紅豆冰.. 我實出現喎~
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<br>aerofoll replied @ 2009-03-09 3:57 pm
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<br>Hi lingling
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<br>when can I see u ? just want yo buy u a 紅豆冰
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你又換左衫仔呀?
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<br>aiya replied @ 2009-03-09 4:05 pm
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<br>喂喂...咪當我死好喎...haha
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ling ling,
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<br>then how about me? when we can meet?
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都要等我好番至得架嗎...你會唔會請我食紅豆冰先?
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<br>m42hk replied @ 2009-03-09 4:13 pm
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<br>ling ling,
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<br>then how about me? when we can meet?
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小玲玲
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<br>再送一個...
<br>有三個男人(包括nicotine23)常誇口說自己那話兒夠長,
<br>決定相約到某座大廈十樓天台「比試」 !
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<br>甲脫下褲子, 那話兒就垂到七樓. 他沾沾自喜之際, 乙的那話兒原來更厲害, 竟然垂到五樓.
<br>他俩見到Nicotine23只是在不斷搖晃身子, 感到很奇怪, 就問發生什麼事.
<br>Nicotine23說: 「我在閃避馬路上的車子.」
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男人把口唔花lum唔到女架!
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<br>只怪得我lum唔到女~
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ling ling,
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<br>he buy u red bean, i buy u other kind. ok? '3-colour' ice-drink, do u like it?
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你又換左衫仔呀?
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<br>件衫著咁耐會臭ga ma....haha
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nicotine23, 其實你係想講....你好長丫?
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你就...D女LUM你就夠啦~
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<br>文度王 replied @ 2009-03-09 4:19 pm
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<br>只怪得我lum唔到女~
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睇下邊個最有心思同我去食好食既紅豆冰嗎...
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<br>m42hk replied @ 2009-03-09 4:20 pm
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<br>ling ling,
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<br>he buy u red bean, i buy u other kind. ok? '3-colour' ice-drink, do u like it?
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你就...D女LUM你就夠啦~
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<br>文度王 replied @ 2009-03-09 4:19 pm
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<br>只怪得我lum唔到女~
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<br>玩我咩~
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我以為...你有好多件一樣架嗎.. 點知你..唔洗既喎~
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<br>aiya replied @ 2009-03-09 4:21 pm
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<br>件衫著咁耐會臭ga ma....haha
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小玲玲
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<br>繼續.....
<br>命運就像強姦,你反抗不了就要學會享受.
<br>工作就像輪姦,唔好以為這個之後就會完.
<br>生活就像自慰,什麼都得靠自己雙手.
<br>學習就像嫖妓,又要出錢又要出力.
<br>老闆就像陰道,一世都是「食硬你」.
<br>仇人像避孕套,乜都「阻頭阻勢」.
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老闆就像陰道,一世都是「食硬你」.
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<br>呢句唔多明tim....
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有紅豆冰.. 我實出現喎~
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<br>O really, wait for u....wish u recover asap
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陰道只食硬的東西, 軟的不食.
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我以為...你有好多件一樣架嗎.. 點知你..唔洗既喎~
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<br>比妳發覺左tim.....haha
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鍚邊呢?我想...........
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<br>where ah??hehe
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其實我都唔係幾明d人點強姦條女..
<br>乾既點插入去呢?
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我覺得強姦得女仔的男人, 都是完全不識情趣和不識性的人.
<br>做愛係要兩個人配合先好玩, 佢地就只顧自己條野.
<br>其實溝咗條女先同自己做, 仲好玩得多啦 (當然現實上, 這種人都好難溝到女)
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<br>aerofoll replied @ 2009-03-09 4:33 pm
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<br>鍚邊呢?我想...........
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<br>where ah??hehe
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<br>你話呢?
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花, 你又去左震震呀?
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掛0住
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小玲玲 replied @ 2009-03-09 4:46 pm
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<br>花, 你又去左震震呀?
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<br>新朵...震旦花?!
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某日某時某刻某餐廳我獨個兒坐在某張檯竟然令我想起你~
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<br>自暴自棄的吟遊詩人 replied @ 2009-03-09 4:50 pm
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<br>掛0住
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小玲玲 replied @ 2009-03-09 4:52 pm
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<br>某日某時某刻某餐廳我獨個兒坐在某張檯竟然令我想起你~
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<br>我知係邊..
<br>難得你心入面仲有我..
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小玲玲
<br>好野!萬歲!
<br>係我地ge喉舌、明燈!
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<br>多谢分享
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嘩..乜你咁鬼假架~
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<br>dicky899 replied @ 2009-03-09 4:56 pm
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<br>小玲玲
<br>好野!萬歲!
<br>係我地ge喉舌、明燈!
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<br>多谢分享