女人一晚上沒回家和男人一晚上沒回家的區別

[小玲玲]

分享一下 :-

一個女人有一晚沒回家，隔天跟老公說自己睡在一個女性朋友那邊，她老公打電話給她最好的10個朋友，沒有一個朋友知道這件事！

一個男人有一晚沒回家睡，隔天他跟老婆說他睡在一個兄弟那邊，她老婆打電話給他最好的10個朋友，有八個好兄弟確定他老公睡在他們家……還有2個說“今天他老公還在他那兒！”

昨完把此帖給我老婆看，沒想到她興致大發；立刻打電話給我朋友問我是否在他們那�堙C結果可想而知，再次論證了上訴觀點！更離譜的是有一哥們竟然說我在他家喝醉了，正睡著呢，還問我老婆要不要喊我起來接電話？

在掛了電話後，那哥們的電話馬上打到我手機上，一接通沒等我說話就大喊：在哪呢，快回家吧，你老婆找你呢，我說你在我家喝醉了……回去前別忘了先喝酒……通完話，我看著老婆默默無語……

[Appleforjuly]

oic

[26]

哈哈, 男人....就係咁架喇.... 雖然我未試過, 但係d fd大家都會有默契咁做

[ky_sex]

同我以前差唔多...2個都係咁

[小玲玲]

今日同個net friend傾開, 佢係男, 佢唔怕比朋友知佢出邊有第2個..

講真, 女既就多數都怕自己既friend知.

[ChicMan]

8年之前已經體驗過......哈哈哈~~

[OurSecret]

That's the truth..

[小玲玲]

以前我老公好like off埋個tel, 跟住話打牌打通霄, 仲叫我問下佢朋友~

[Appleforjuly]

佢係男, 佢唔怕比朋友知佢出邊有第2個..

i think they feel proud of this tim..la.

[OurSecret]

而家冇咪好囉..

[傻女雯]

比我都會熄左電話先, 即場好難有d reasonable既大話, 有時好懷念自己一個住既日子

[阿檸]

好兄弟係唔洗夾口供架...

[OurSecret]

有得必有失...

[26]

始終我覺得兩個人都要有返自己私人空間先得...

[~女人仔~]

呵呵....我諗起獨家試愛果一幕~

[傻女雯]

Appleforjuly replied @ 2008-12-02 5:44 pm



佢係男, 佢唔怕比朋友知佢出邊有第2個..

i think they feel proud of this tim..la.

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女既frd除非大家都有偷食, 如果唔係會比人話, 所以都係收埋d好

[小玲玲]

係呀.. 好似好威咁~



Appleforjuly replied @ 2008-12-02 5:44 pm



佢係男, 佢唔怕比朋友知佢出邊有第2個..

i think they feel proud of this tim..la.

[Appleforjuly]

女既frd除非大家都有偷食, 如果唔係會比人話, 所以都係收埋d好

+ man totally agree......

[~女人仔~]

女既frd除非大家都有偷食, 如果唔係會比人話, 所以都係收埋d好



>>>rite....呢個都係男同女嘅分別

[小玲玲]

唉, 做女人真係慘...

[ky_sex]

做男人都唔會好得去邊架.......唉

[Appleforjuly]

做男人都唔會好得去邊架.......

then you say 做人都唔會好得去邊架.......

[亞男]

做獨行俠最好

[亞男]

做女人有幾橙, 做男做女各有好處姐~

[小玲玲]

男人, 好多都比老婆check得好緊...

不過講真, 你越check得緊, 佢可能越想去玩~

[傻女雯]

~女人仔~ replied @ 2008-12-02 5:51 pm



女既frd除非大家都有偷食, 如果唔係會比人話, 所以都係收埋d好



>>>rite....呢個都係男同女嘅分別

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所以呢, 我都鍾意同返d臭味相頭既人做朋友, o係我立場, 男女係冇分別





Appleforjuly replied @ 2008-12-02 5:50 pm



女既frd除非大家都有偷食, 如果唔係會比人話, 所以都係收埋d好

+ man totally agree......

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係d frd有問題, 唔係我, 我上次先比我表姐話鬼我成日夜晚都唔o係屋企

[小玲玲]

男人出去飲下野好似好正常, 夜一夜返都ok,

女人去... 老公又可能會話, 老豆老母都會話...



亞男 replied @ 2008-12-02 5:54 pm



做女人有幾橙, 做男做女各有好處姐~

[亞男]

男人出去飲下野好似好正常, 夜一夜返都ok,

女人去... 老公又可能會話, 老豆老母都會話...



亞男 replied @ 2008-12-02 5:54 pm



做女人有幾橙, 做男做女各有好處姐~



by 小玲玲 - 12/02/08 17:55



睇你咩背景姐, 唔係個個女人一樣, 男人都係~

[傻女雯]

小玲玲 replied @ 2008-12-02 5:55 pm



男人, 好多都比老婆check得好緊...

不過講真, 你越check得緊, 佢可能越想去玩~

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我直頭話要搬返阿媽度住, 好想過返d一個人既生活, 佢先至冇煩我出街







亞男 replied @ 2008-12-02 5:53 pm



做獨行俠最好

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你溝唔到女=.=

[小玲玲]

咁女人成日出夜街, 好多屋企人都係唔鐘意多既~



男 replied @ 2008-12-02 5:57 pm



睇你咩背景姐, 唔係個個女人一樣, 男人都係~

[~女人仔~]

所以呢, 我都鍾意同返d臭味相頭既人做朋友, o係我立場, 男女係冇分別



>>>agree....最驚有d人懶正義同我講道理

[小玲玲]

一遇到教會朋友, 就真係想死~



~女人仔~ replied @ 2008-12-02 6:01 pm



>>>agree....最驚有d人懶正義同我講道理

[OurSecret]

唔係入得�薨O度都明白個度理架咩?

[OurSecret]

道理先岩

[~女人仔~]

一遇到教會朋友, 就真係想死~



>>>仲有d好似好幸福果d,好好心咁叫你唔好玩咁多

正正經經搵返個人果d,煩過我亞媽....=.=

[傻女雯]

小玲玲 replied @ 2008-12-02 6:02 pm



一遇到教會朋友, 就真係想死~



~女人仔~ replied @ 2008-12-02 6:01 pm



>>>agree....最驚有d人懶正義同我講道理

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呢d咪物以類罪lor, 你見到一個出黎玩既男人, 發覺佢有老婆仔女, 好平常, 但係一個玩既女人原來係人地媽咪, d人會好似發現新大6咁

[傻女雯]

~女人仔~ replied @ 2008-12-02 6:05 pm



一遇到教會朋友, 就真係想死~



>>>仲有d好似好幸福果d,好好心咁叫你唔好玩咁多

正正經經搵返個人果d,煩過我亞媽....=.=



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就算你有個人, 又會話佢係好男人, 叫你好好地珍惜佢, 我bf做下家務jar, d人又話佢咁好'幫'我做家務, 試下做o個個係我, 睇下佢地又會唔會咁同我bf講

[~女人仔~]

呢d咪物以類罪lor, 你見到一個出黎玩既男人, 發覺佢有老婆仔女, 好平常, 但係一個玩既女人原來係人地媽咪, d人會好似發現新大6咁



>>>即係d人覺得男人結左婚去滾好平常

女人結左婚出去玩就罪大惡極咁

[Girl]

會不會問個老公個friend的老婆好D呢？

[傻女雯]

~女人仔~ replied @ 2008-12-02 6:12 pm



呢d咪物以類罪lor, 你見到一個出黎玩既男人, 發覺佢有老婆仔女, 好平常, 但係一個玩既女人原來係人地媽咪, d人會好似發現新大6咁



>>>即係d人覺得男人結左婚去滾好平常

女人結左婚出去玩就罪大惡極咁

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華人社會對女性既道德+鎖特別勁, 鬼婆成日偷食都好平常