尋晚屋企跳 fuse
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老公又唔向屋企. 於是, call 左個業主過黎幫手, 佢住我附近... 點知.. bra 都未趕得切換, 佢就到左, 我著住吊帶小背心黎開門比佢 !
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諗住間屋黑麻麻無所謂啦, 點知無冷氣出曬汗, 攪到凸曬點... 個業主又出曬汗...
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So what happened?
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我揸住個電銅幫佢手啦.. 點知向唔知點樣情況下, 比佢撞到我心口喎 !
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then? do you guys make out? or you diy with the torch?
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跟住嚇到我跌左支電銅, 甘咪諗住執反佢, 點知佢又執. 但執左我隻手.
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then? you grab anything?
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跟住呢
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咁有無d 特別野發生左?
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sound interesting
keep going
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does he grab anything?
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aaaiiii... 比d 時我慢慢講啦
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快d啦~ 戲肉未?
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OK~~
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我忙亂之中..... 抓住一支電銅
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點知原來係............. 佢碌野
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Can you type some more in each thread? making people itchy
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原來佢一早留意到我既香水同背心
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嘩....咁跟住發生咩事??
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夜晚晚都搽香水?
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唔係搽香水, 係香水shower gel 同 lotion... 同香水一樣甘香架.
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佢肯定都望左妳好耐....
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咁佢有冇挨近妳丫?
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其實我個業主都幾靚仔架, 雖然年過40...
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咁然後又點呢?
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look u are hungry too
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wakakaka
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係呢個時候 , d燈開翻,個業主一睇清楚我個樣,即時露出一副好怪既表情, 之後話:而家無事啦,我走先......我呆左一陣,走出去想話同佢講多幾句,結果佢走左,電梯門口留低左一大堆我相信係佢既嘔吐物....xx...
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你老公個胃有冇事?
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哈哈...嘔吐物
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真係嘔吐物 ?
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唔怪得我老公成日都唔肯開燈做
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係呢個時候 , d燈開翻,個業主一睇清楚我個樣,
個業主就話, 你有無事, 你個胸做咩咁平, 平時你個胸好大架
之後我就話, 我裝假狗嘛, 黎啦, 我含下啦
個業主即時講300個字既粗口小我, 你又老又平胸, 咪玩啦
下次有事唔好叫我, 我依家想嘔!!!
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咁攪野~~~
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你地可唔可比佢講完先啦~~
我諗佢, 諗左成晚先作到呢故事架!!
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俾人講番先啦.
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唔通個故仔就咁完左.
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我用nickname 架
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FatFa replied @ 2008-08-26 12:28 pm
我用nickname 架
大家都知....咁妳快d講落去啦.
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我地知你用NICKNAME~~
你快D 講啦~~
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跟住, 大家有d尷尬甘對望. 點知一望就出左事.
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你唔係諗好左個故事先講既咩?
唔好一路諗一路作啦~
下次, 再交過新既故事啦
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FatFa replied @ 2008-08-26 12:33 pm
跟住, 大家有d尷尬甘對望. 點知一望就出左事.
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得!!! OK ,,明哂!!!
你唔洗再講, 好悶!!
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go ahead I want to hear real story
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我都想聽..
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Obviously, this is not a real story.
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come on 繼續啦
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通常真野, 都係悶d, 跟住, 佢一手攬住我.... 按左我落地....佢著住條boxer 咋....
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lunch 之後再講
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好吊癮o者