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topic : 月經的血有味, 是不是有問題?
 
 thread id: 1589100 posted by ttea
 on 2006-01-19 12:10:11
 
 乜血唔係一定有腥味的嗎？難道有沒有血星味的血?
 
 by 正常 - 01/19/06 14:46

topic : 前年出左70萬bonus,岩岩知道今年會出120萬bonus,不過我完全無舊年個份興奮,只係想分享下
 
 thread id: 1589155 posted by 斯文靚仔
 on 2006-01-19 13:09:27
 
 日圓呀？
 
 by 　 - 01/19/06 13:12
 
 吓~百二粒
 印尼盾定裡啦呀
 
 by CEO - 01/19/06 13:29

topic : 我發覺港男真係食能屎架, 都唔就下D女仔0既, 女仔係比男人錫0架, 搵唔倒錢就收能皮啦,D男人自己冇用又?度扮大爺, 唔鬧下你D男人都唔知衰架 ~O~
 
 thread id: 1587880 posted by bibi
 on 2006-01-17 21:47:37
 
 
 邊個話女人生出黎就係畀人錫架 ? 邊個話男人一定要有風度 ? 法定還是你讀書時 d 書上面教架 ?? 唔可以調轉架 ??
 
 by 我係女都睇唔過眼 - 01/18/06 17:28

topic : 錯配: 點解好女人偏遇著壞男人? 究竟系世界充滿引惑? 定系社會道德倫亡? 以後點算?
 
 thread id: 1588330 posted by 女人
 on 2006-01-18 13:07:29
 
 身為女性, 都好想知你認為咩叫好女人, 咩叫壞男人呢?
 當你以為你自己係最好既時候, 都會有人覺得你未夠好ka wo
 我唔否認好多男人都好好色, 但我又想知你當初揀佢又係因為d 咩丫, 如果佢冇優點你都唔揀佢la, 我唔認為你對佢一d 認識都冇就同佢一齊, 我唔信佢同你一齊先至會鍾意去搞3搞4. 我唔係為男人講好說話, 而係覺得好多人明知眼前既係事實都要行埋去je
 而有錯配既問題就有好睇當時人點睇la, 可能人地覺得佢地好襯呢!?
 
 by cece - 01/19/06 11:30

topic : 條女比人搞完...我可以點...??
 
 thread id: 1588659 posted by Billy
 on 2006-01-18 22:05:44
 
 Today is my holiday, so I went to her home, and find that she has sex with some other guy.
 
 I don't think she is being raped. If you were a girl, and you were being raped, will you cry when you see your bf? but she didn't say anything until I saw the condom and ask. what the hell is it? if I didn't see, then nothing is happen??
 
 我可以點...
 
 1、繼續同佢一齊?扮冇事發生? 但係心中已經有條刺係度
 
 2、分手? 以後扮唔識佢?...
 
 What can I do ...Help me please ...pls...我而家個心好痛..
 
 by Billy - 01/18/06 22:09
 
 
 Jesus ..............She told me that she was drunk in a party and having sex with some other guy afterwards !!
 
 by Billy - 01/18/06 22:10
 
 分手又唔捨得，扮無事有覺得唔低。你可以
 
 (1) 最後晚餐型，出力撲多次，然後飛左佢。等佢以後找不到能讓她死去活來的男人。
 
 (2) 公平對代型，當無事發生，同佢一起，然後安心出去玩
 
 (3) 報仇型，找那個男的出來，掉他的女友老婆老母。這樣你就不會覺得唔低
 
 by 嫖俠 - 01/18/06 22:13
 
 化悲憤為性慾！拿拿林搞番幾野之後飛佢！
 
 by 唔好哂 - 01/18/06 22:15
 
 咪點佢為妙, 都唔知會唔會生野
 
 by . - 01/18/06 22:16
 
 搞返幾野，唔好戴套。飛左佢。等佢大左肚都唔知揾唔個好。
 
 by 太太 - 01/18/06 22:18
 
 
 唔戴套乃左野就真係唔知�M邊個好。
 
 by 唔好哂 - 01/18/06 22:20

topic : 點為之叫man?
 
 thread id: 1588368 posted by 妹妹
 on 2006-01-18 13:53:18
 
 Those who has penis
 
 by Penisman - 01/18/06 14:55
 
 有jer者稱之為man
 ok?
 
 by man - 01/18/06 16:11

topic : 如果外星人要佔領地球, 你會如何反抗?
 
 thread id: 1591165 posted by 外星人比比
 on 2006-01-22 02:12:42
 
 無可能, 你會唔會去佔領一個垃圾房 ?
 
 by 英哥 - 01/22/06 12:04
 
 等美國出手先.
 
 
 by newsgroup - 01/22/06 12:11
 
 俾臭豆腐佢聞
 
 by 實有d弱點 - 01/22/06 23:36
 
 佢地一早黎過，睇完新聞之後，帶埋禽流感，瘋牛症，豬鏈球，二惡莢，癈氣，重金屬，核幅射等等...走曬...(半路中路死曬)。
 
 by 咪搞我 - 01/23/06 01:38

topic : 你地出咗雙糧未呀?
 
 thread id: 1591976 posted by 員工甲
 on 2006-01-23 14:30:33
 
 出咗,
 用埋
 
 by ok - 01/23/06 17:02
 
 出左喇, 但已經全部奉獻左比香港致府, 仲要到貼多一個月既糧!!
 
 by k - 01/23/06 21:33

topic : 女生們，想做個統計....你地其實有無自慰既習慣？(認真問架)
 
 thread id: 1591887 posted by girl
 on 2006-01-23 12:19:28
 
 UU <---如果呢個係正常下體既橫切面
 UwU <---咁呢個就係我果個！
 
 : ( : ( 好肉酸
 
 by me three - 01/23/06 21:16
 
 UvU mine is this ~
 
 U0U
 
 <---我係咁...hehee
 
 by ee - 01/23/06 21:25

topic : 我個fd話想見下我 bf，我唔係好想呀，因為我個 fd比我靚，又高過我，又在大公司做，條件比我好好多，我真係驚我bf見左佢之後會中意左佢呀，咁諗會唔會好自私呀?如果你地係我，會唔會比bf識一個靚過自己的fd?
 
 thread id: 1591532 posted by happy new yaer
 on 2006-01-22 20:09:54
 
 驚得幾多?吉盲佢隻眼?
 
 by ? - 01/22/06 21:13

topic : 如果你發現你男友上網同女仔chat, 仲要交換埋電話, 個女仔仲成日send message俾佢, 你會唔僧嬲???
 
 thread id: 1591699 posted by kiki
 on 2006-01-23 00:54:42
 
 哇你咁都忍到？
 哇我電腦同電話都掟爆佢！
 
 
 by Closer - 01/23/06 18:46

topic : 我bf好中意大大力咬我塊面，次次都咬到瘀曬，有一次仲咬到出血，比佢咬親都要一個禮拜先散瘀，我試過打佢，鬧佢，發脾氣，威脅要分手，佢都仲係要咬我，一個月總會咬我幾次，我可以點叫佢唔好再咬我塊面呀?
 
 thread id: 1593193 posted by 靚女唔易做
 on 2006-01-25 11:13:25
 
 狗黎架?
 
 by 9527 - 01/25/06 11:17
 
 比舊骨佢咬~
 
 by 9527 - 01/25/06 11:17
 
 係咪瘋狗症呀
 
 by pp - 01/25/06 11:36
 
 一係..搽苦瓜汁落塊面度等佢咬
 一係..帶面罩
 一係..帶佢睇獸醫
 
 
 by ken - 01/25/06 12:01
 
 痴線, 狗都唔會立亂咬人啦, 仲要咬塊面咁變態, 一係你搽d白花油落塊面度, 等佢咬時"那"下?
 
 by cheerulz - 01/25/06 13:01
 
 版主鐘意比人SM... 100% sure!
 正常人一早反面..仲問...
 
 by am740 - 01/25/06 13:09

topic : 巴士上的酷刑
 
 thread id: 1593285 posted by poor guy
 on 2006-01-25 13:35:49
 
 5. 坐�鶾麰控齯k係咁擘大對脾, 但係睇得唔摸得
 
 by 5 - 01/25/06 14:06

topic : 女上男下,女人係咪會high好多????
 
 thread id: 1596992 posted by 問
 on 2006-01-31 17:51:44
 
 訓落架床丫?
 
 by EPICA - 01/31/06 17:56
 
 我責住位130磅既死佬佢 high 到叫救命
 
 by 300磅大肥婆 - 01/31/06 19:33

topic : 我想識個單身嘅女仔,得閒出嚟食飯或者去唱吓k,有feel先再發展,唔知呢度有無? 我32歲,高5'7,重138,中等身材,短髮,樣貌一般! 我嘅要求,唔好高過我,唔好太肥,最好長髮,短髮都唔緊要,最好係靚女啦!
 
 thread id: 1598274 posted by leo
 on 2006-02-02 03:12:55
 
 你要求都幾高喎, 我有無份先
 
 by 黃夏蕙 - 02/02/06 11:23

topic : 死la, 我好似生痔瘡, 點算?
 
 thread id: 1229627 posted by 女仔
 on 2005-02-04 22:17:41
 
 
 請大家切勿用"狗仔式"俾e生驗痔瘡, 非常危險... 側訓曲起雙腳就得勒!
 
 by 黃綠 - 04/25/05 20:23

topic : 香港人雖然好名牌子, 但大部份人名牌子都唔識點讀, 亂咁黎. 買名牌子既人都係想買個貴野upgrade自己, 希望大家再進一步研究一下個牌子點讀, 咁就更誇啦啦啦
 
 thread id: 1598318 posted by p
 on 2006-02-02 09:22:58
 
 http://www.rthk.org.hk/
 elearning/yangtl/studyroom
 _topic2_p2.htm
 
 咁, 使唔使去讀番個法文學位至去買 LV 呀。
 
 anna sui 我讀做蕭子美得唔得呀。
 
 by zz - 02/02/06 10:48
 
 唔識讀就唔買得架咩?? d鬼佬去街市買餸夠唔識讀, 咁佢地又唔買得咩?
 不過板主p, 連louis v[u]itton 都串錯喎...
 
 by k - 02/02/06 12:52

topic : 你地會點同外國人promote香港??
 
 thread id: 1598608 posted by bb
 on 2006-02-02 16:04:44
 
 
 我會話, 香港好多色情野, 埋黎睇埋黎揀
 
 by 4仔 - 02/03/06 01:03
 
 香港有令你樂而忘返o既砵蘭街﹗
 
 
 by 蠱惑仔 - 02/03/06 01:05
 
 係香港記得用BT download香港電影及香港音樂
 
 by 夶 - 02/03/06 01:08
 
 "港女話要嫁外國人, o岩曬你地."
 
 by pp - 02/03/06 01:33
 
 呢度d男男女女成日互唱
 好睇個鬼佬唱歌劇呀
 
 
 by 9 - 02/03/06 11:32
 
 各位鬼佬,黎香港玩,香港好好玩,點解?
 
 1)香港渴女易受鬼佬F溝
 2)香港落D三唔識七斬柒你
 3)香港出街眼啤啤打9你
 4)香港買野著得寒酸唔show你
 5)香港飲醉無人幫你有人搶你
 
 
 by Lawrence - 02/03/06 12:20
 
 我會同d鬼佬講：港女最中意鬼佬，但係又自命比賓妹同泰妹高檔，任何鬼佬黎到香港既中環區，d港女都會自動送上門，果度d港女就好似的士一樣，任你上！（只限鬼佬，同胞免問）
 
 by 霍元甲 - 02/03/06 15:23

topic : 請提供能結識有錢男人的方法
 
 thread id: 1599173 posted by 調查
 on 2006-02-03 10:22:51
 
 下世投胎
 
 by 夶 - 02/03/06 10:35

topic : 認真一問:咩叫做獨龍鑽?
 
 thread id: 1598517 posted by ivy
 on 2006-02-02 14:19:46
 
 奶屎忽
 
 by 屎忽 - 02/02/06 14:23
 
 oh no好噁心
 
 by ivy - 02/02/06 14:30
 
 
 係奶c 眼, 在剛門口及附近奶來幻去
 
 by . - 02/02/06 14:34
 
 ivy,
 你 bf 好肉酸呀! 係佢同你獨龍鑽, or 你同佢獨龍鑽呀?
 
 by Victor - 02/02/06 17:07
 
 係佢同我獨龍鑽囉,我都覺得好肉酸,玩到咁癲
 
 by ivy - 02/02/06 17:11
 
 都好過你同佢獨龍鑽啦 !
 
 你肯唔肯同佢玩?
 
 by Victor - 02/02/06 17:16
 
 係我就真係ler飯應
 
 by hot gal - 02/02/06 20:48

topic : 男朋友對波鞋好臭, 有咩辦法可以辟味??
 
 thread id: 1595729 posted by kiki
 on 2006-01-29 17:31:31
 
 
 整d更臭既野落去, 咁咪辟到原來果隻味囉
 
 by .
 
 搵自己笨?
 
 by jayla - 02/02/06 16:56

topic : 理想男友的職業是...
 
 thread id: 1598143 posted by baby
 on 2006-02-01 23:55:15
 
 
 高大 + 靚仔 + 細心 + 專一 + 體貼 + 識照顧人 + 月入80000以上 + 楂寶馬既醫生
 哈哈，不過我係男仔
 
 by bf - 02/02/06 10:32
 
 妄想加貪心
 
 
 
 by .. - 02/02/06 10:39
 
 當你試過同一個咁高質素的男人拍拖, 你就會知道係好大壓力.
 
 by 女朋友 - 02/02/06 10:50

topic : 點解d巴勒斯坦(以色列)人會唔中意以色列(巴勒斯坦)人??
 thread id: 1598552 posted by .
 on 2006-02-02 15:02:19
 
 咁首先你要明白到點解香港人(中國人)會唔鐘意中國人
 或者點解港男(香港人)會唔鐘意香港人(港女)
 
 lol!!!!
 
 by 路人甲 - 02/02/06 15:14

topic : 你地有無遇過一d情場騙子? post 佢地個衰人既惡行同名字出黎比大家知啦.
 
 thread id: 1464575 posted by beer
 on 2005-08-16 16:49:25
 
 好恐怖呀！所以話千奇唔好得罪女人.......幾驚入黎見到自已個名呀，好彩............
 
 by 辛尼 - 02/05/06 17:01

topic : 都唔知送咩俾girlfriend好，舊年送條$3xxx頸鍊俾佢，都話嫌cheap
 
 thread id: 1604889 posted by edmond
 on 2006-02-10 16:12:02
 
 送你張credit card附屬咭比?
 
 by 38 - 02/10/06 16:15

topic : 都唔知送咩俾girlfriend好，舊年送條$3xxx頸鍊俾佢，都話嫌cheap
 
 thread id: 1604889 posted by edmond
 on 2006-02-10 16:12:02
 
 送你張credit card附屬咭比 �
 
 by 38 - 02/10/06 16:15

topic : 有冇d唔用錢的方法,知自己屋企東面的方向??
 
 thread id: 1601726 posted by 好黑仔
 on 2006-02-06 19:33:33
 
 你睇下我o係邊面出黎未知囉 :D
 
 by 太陽伯伯 - 02/06/06 19:39

topic : 都唔知送咩俾girlfriend好，舊年送條$3xxx頸鍊俾佢，都話嫌cheap
 
 thread id: 1604889 posted by edmond
 on 2006-02-10 16:12:02
 
 
 反正$3000都話cheap,不如今年$30蚊算啦,
 唔知佢又送過d乜野俾你呢?
 
 by kathy - 02/10/06 21:11

topic : 男友/老公好鍚你們的女士，你覺得有咩野優點能得到對方對你地寵愛? (盡情分享心得)
 
 thread id: 1603775 posted by 尋愛
 on 2006-02-09 09:53:49
 
 真心+緣份~
 
 by ronbb - 02/09/06 10:43
 
 漂亮可愛, 性格溫柔, 柔弱單純(佢以為), 大方得體, 床上合拍
 
 by sweet lady - 02/09/06 11:27
 
 相處時要坦白，對佢要真心；唔好暪?
 
 by aka - 02/09/06 15:43

topic : 我同老公結左婚十幾年, 一直對我好好, 雖然佢做野係好忙, 平時好少時間隌我, 但佢係一個好好既丈夫, 又孝順父母, 可惜我最近發覺佢唔同左, 突然好姿整, 著衫番工同髮型都注重左, 我知佢有寫開日記, 我忽然間忍唔住偷睇佢本日記, 點知....
 
 thread id: 1578467 posted by 傷心人
 on 2006-01-04 23:31:41
 
 
 一個幾好既男人, 如果未受過引誘, 始終都係未畢業 (下刪X字)
 by . - 01/05/06 00:08

topic : 有冇人係以前情人節送過野比"前度"男友？如果有，又送過d咩？
 
 thread id: 1605026 posted by Grace
 on 2006-02-10 21:30:58
 
 醒佢兩巴就有！
 
 咁你又送D咩比佢！
 
 by lemon - 02/10/06 21:34
 
 你無野麻? 前度左仲花心思係d人身上呀?
 
 by ape - 02/11/06 01:33

topic : 情人節．．．送咩俾bf好?
 
 thread id: 1605071 posted by le
 on 2006-02-10 22:28:48
 
 
 皮鞭
 
 by . - 02/10/06 22:38
 
 可試下著水手服或和服
 
 by 男 - 02/10/06 23:40
 
 你係佢女朋友都唔知，我點知！
 
 by lemon - 02/10/06 23:44

topic : 輔警摸女子腋窩罪成【本報訊】任職輔警六年的男採購員，早上由屯門乘搭巴士上班，當巴士駛至長青隧道內，涉嫌從椅子與窗口之間的隙縫伸手向前座，以兩隻手指觸摸身穿背心裙的女乘客腋窩，輔警昨在荃灣裁判法院否認非禮，辯稱當時睡了，可能無意中觸碰事主，但不為裁判官接納，裁定罪名成立，將被告還柙至二月二十二日，待取閱背景報告始判刑。被告張思維，二十九歲，採購員，控罪指他於去年九月六日在一輛編號 62X 九巴上層，於長青隧道內非禮一名女子。
 
 thread id: 1604983 posted by 輔警摸女子腋窩罪成
 on 2006-02-10 20:09:53
 
 唉！個�◢觓u係出師未捷身先死。波邊都未到只可以摸到個格肋底，未竟全功就已經壯烈成仁！
 
 by 可惜 - 02/11/06 16:10

topic : 只可二擇一:你想男友大隻(唔係健美比賽ｏ個ｄ）定靚仔?
 
 thread id: 1605872 posted by mimi
 on 2006-02-12 01:12:38
 
 健美o個d 大隻男??? Yike !!!
 
 by No way - 02/12/06 01:14
 
 大隻with ok樣/ 少少靚仔, 都得嫁.
 
 by dior - 02/12/06 01:42
 
 兩樣都無用,我想大條!
 
 by nancy - 02/12/06 02:21

topic : 我好鐘意gossip呢版...呢度又少好多無聊既人(即係講埋哂d衰野既!!)好多都真係好用心傾計既人係度... 你地認為呢?
 
 thread id: 1603695 posted by go
 on 2006-02-09 01:17:41
 
 yes I am one of those 用心傾計既人.
 
 by queenie - 02/09/06 01:21
 
 你必定係新來的....
 
 
 
 by Pz - 02/12/06 11:08
 
 我覺得呢句可以收落你塊本日名句版度。
 
 by 肥仔 - 02/13/06 09:29
 
 少左無聊人既原因係呢輪懲生無上黎
 
 by fa - 02/12/06 17:38
 
 港女我挑
 
 by . - 02/14/06 01:05

topic : ~~~~~~情人節又到, 女人最大既快幸福不乎被心愛既男人充實!!~~ 各位女士 come, baby!!!! 留低你既資料啦!!! 等我去充實你啦!! 我條件唔錯, 又高大, 仲係正牌香港大學 HKU 畢業既高材生, 唔係 D 什麽理工,浸會屎片二流雞仔 U 既學生。
 
 thread id: 1606947 posted by Grifs
 on 2006-02-13 18:37:40
 
 如果HKU 出個你咁既人, 讀HKU 都冇咩值得驕傲。
 
 不過當然唔排除你扮野有心挑起罵戰啦。
 
 by 太子 - 02/13/06 18:39
 太子
 
 你係咪屎片理工???
 我.吊.你.老.母.丫!!!!
 
 by Grifs - 02/13/06 18:45
 
 讀咩唔重要, 人格先可貴
 
 by 太子 - 02/13/06 18:46
 
 邊度畢業o既人都有患精神病機會.
 儘早求醫方為上算.
 
 by 李誠 - 02/13/06 18:51

topic : 網路小說「懲戒男傳」, 歡迎廣大網友加入創作。
 
 thread id: 1607304 posted by 主席
 on 2006-02-14 03:07:45
 
 (上刪X字)
 「吃不到的葡萄是酸的, 溝不到的女是肉酸的」
 (下刪X字)
 
 
 
 by hahaha - 02/15/06 06:28

topic : 女友正僕.街, 情人節完全冇表示, 我兄弟女友送左隻金勞比佢, 我乜能野都收唔到, 吊
 
 thread id: 1610936 posted by jj
 on 2006-02-19 13:08:56
 
 jj,
 你最岩係食軟飯
 
 by crazy - 02/19/06 18:57

topic : 一個男生有時會貼近女生的耳朵溫柔又帶點佻皮地說:「妳真係好煩呃~」聽完我咁講,你有咩感覺?
 
 thread id: 1611302 posted by yesterday
 on 2006-02-19 23:21:59
 
 咪就係"妳真係好煩"囉
 
 by haha - 02/19/06 23:25
 
 單憑呢句說話,我認為個男仔為人好有自信,可能仲覺得自己幾吸引,佢仲覺得你係有少少冧佢添.
 
 by 心理學家 - 02/19/06 23:30
 
 係丫, 我係�U佢
 佢太吸引喇! 有風度又細心~! 同佢一齊好正呀
 
 by yesterday - 02/19/06 23:35
 
 我並唔係流架.
 
 by 心理學家 - 02/19/06 23:36

topic : 我係老細級女人, 要我嫁個打工仔男人, no way !
 
 thread id: 1610764 posted by 老細級女人
 on 2006-02-19 00:39:52
 
 你似係隱蔽青年多 d.
 
 by . - 02/20/06 16:00
 
 咁祝你搵到個唔打工既男人啦...^^
 
 by mia - 02/20/06 16:01
 
 law "中"援既男人? XDD
 
 by Pz - 02/20/06 16:06
 
 我知有d老細級係爭緊人過千萬0架喎....................
 
 by H2 - 02/20/06 16:38

topic : 問女士:如果你見到果男仔著緊身牛仔褲,下身比較"現",你會唔會望到眼都唔斬?
 
 thread id: 1611779 posted by Pz
 on 2006-02-20 16:12:51
 
 只要佢有錢有地位, 我就會眼都唔眨!!
 
 by Nicole Yip - 02/20/06 17:34
 
 如果Pz 著巴蕾舞褲, 我會尖叫啊~~~
 
 by OL一個 - 02/20/06 19:29
 
 你會唔會著原子褲返工呀?
 或者會唔會著單車褲返工?
 
 我諗我見到會忍唔住踼你2腳!
 
 by 原子胃 - 02/20/06 21:19
 
 女人唔會中意睇嗰度，中意用啫。
 
 by . - 02/20/06 21:45
 
 cool得個袋多會陽委
 
 by 陽委會 - 02/20/06 23:09
 
 如果Pz 著漁網c襪褲, 我會發浪啊~~~
 
 by OL一個 - 02/21/06 11:05
 
 我有個friend係間trading度做，老細係男人，但有8成staff係女人。
 
 個老細期期雄風都買，放係conference room俾員工睇。一有新一期D女同事就爭住睇，算係一種員工福利。
 
 by 泰仔 - 02/21/06 05:50

topic : 想問下而家d 男仔, 係咪唔太想女朋友叻過自己, 搵錢多過自己? 其實你地介唔介意? 廿幾歲同三十幾歲既男仔, 睇法係咪會唔同? 歡迎男同女既意見, 傾下姐 ^_^
 
 thread id: 1610085 posted by 粉紅豬piglet
 on 2006-02-17 23:55:52
 
 唔介意啦, 最好養埋我添 !! hohoho
 
 
 by 30'mething 男 - 02/20/06 16:27
 
 唔介意啦, 最好養埋我添 !! hohoho
 
 second!
 
 by man - 02/20/06 16:34

topic : 我係老細級女人, 要我嫁個打工仔男人, no way !
 
 thread id: 1610764 posted by 老細級女人
 on 2006-02-19 00:39:52
 
 傻架, 霍建寧都係打工, 人地搵幾錢一個月, 交幾錢稅你知唔知?
 
 
 
 by 白痴婆 - 02/20/06 17:39

topic : 點解要生小朋友?
 
 thread id: 1611244 posted by heidi
 on 2006-02-19 21:44:19
 
 點解唔明你父母, 點解要生你?
 
 by . - 02/20/06 00:49
 
 或者問下你阿媽。
 
 佢唔生邊度有你。
 
 by 路過 - 02/20/06 00:49
 
 
 又或者問下你阿爸, 做乜咁失策.
 
 by 路人 - 02/20/06 10:27
 
 因為你生唔到阿伯或者阿婆出來, 只好生小朋友
 
 by 生力軍 - 02/20/06 11:31
 
 係囉! 本來想生舊乂燒, 點知生左個小朋友.
 
 
 by 燒立舖 - 02/20/06 15:41

topic : 問女仔:我着絲襪有腳臭, 有咩方法可以唔臭呢?但我着普通襪就冇事喎
 
 thread id: 1611263 posted by ling ling
 on 2006-02-19 22:12:51
 
 
 可唔可以比我文下?
 
 by 絲襪男 - 02/19/06 22:24
 
 用Ｒｅｘｏｎａ都ｏｋａｙ架∼∼
 
 by ｃｃ - 02/19/06 22:48
 
 rexona唔係用係格啦底?
 
 by to - 02/19/06 23:17

topic : 你地多唔多飲牛奶? 點睇D 成日飲牛奶既人?
 
 thread id: 1610738 posted by 牛奶
 on 2006-02-19 00:14:01
 
 係呀... 我女友以住香港西岸時都好多粒粒, 而家搬左去香港東岸, d 皮膚好哂, 唔關對奶事o架
 
 by On 西 - 02/21/06 12:59
 
 你果然係人如其名!
 
 by mm - 02/21/06 14:14

topic : 三名警員槍戰兩死一危殆 3月 17日星期五 18:25 更新尖沙嘴槍擊案的死亡疑犯證實是一名休班警員，他所用的一支槍疑是5年前殉職警員梁成恩的失槍。 ~~~警察十個有兩個係衰人, 大家同唔同意 ???
 
 thread id: 1628859 posted by lam
 on 2006-03-18 03:39:17
 
 警隊內部派係鬥爭,貪污黑$,後台指使,殺人,滅口,預1人來2人,死無對證
 
 by Pz - 03/21/06 21:08
 
 目標,人,唔係槍
 後台,高層,巨大,利益
 
 by Pz - 03/21/06 21:18
 
 凍啡,快,唔加冰
 常餐,奄烈,雙蛋,加底
 
 by 步步高 - 03/21/06 21:36

topic : 有無大學生北上玩? 我宜家讀緊九龍塘某大學degree year 3,北上經驗都有3年,唔知有無志同道合既brother呢?你地係U有無識到D frd都有北伐救國既習慣呢 ?
 
 thread id: 1630234 posted by 逍遙才俊
 on 2006-03-20 13:50:46
 
 有，
 生物系 - 上去做人體研究
 心理學 - 研究女女和嫖客的心理
 地理學 - 研究沙咀村等『城中村』的文化
 性學 - 研究兩性文化
 
 用這些經驗去寫論文一定很高分......HAHA
 
 
 by bno - 03/20/06 14:09

topic : 便利極秘消息: 除步高殺警前曾睇<<無間道>>!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 thread id: 1631069 posted by 一本便利
 on 2006-03-21 17:46:46
 
 唔好話佢睇咗<槍王>
 
 by oo - 03/21/06 21:23
 
 
 
 佢仲可能睇過新扎師兄所以從小志願去做警察
 
 by hh - 03/21/06 21:41

topic : 想問男人,如果女人已經29係唔係不在你們找女友的範圍?
 
 thread id: 1633242 posted by 女人29
 on 2006-03-24 23:24:29
 
 
 男人係呢方面好專一架。
 無論佢地係20,40,60歲，佢地始終鐘意18,22。
 
 by 男人40 - 03/24/06 23:42