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Pz replied @ 2007-06-17 10:04 pm
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<br>topic : 呢度係飄過既留言板，我而家唔方便留言，有人搵我既話..... 請係[必]一聲之後留底....... 廿蚊啦.... 我係唔會覆你既~ 唔該曬~
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<br>thread id: 1169555 posted by 飄過
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<br>《迎春bra》
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<br>好一個迎春bra 人人都戴它
<br>戴起那迎春bra 奇人奇枝李婉華
<br>戴起那迎春bra 風騷夾瀟灑
<br>戴起那迎春bra 陪同男伴輕鬆下
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<br>迎春bra香 戴埋去飲啖茶
<br>迎春bra大 戴了感覺亞咋
<br>一於僭建 無用介懷
<br>做大四倍 唔驚o卦
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<br>好一個迎春bra 誰人不戴它
<br>戴起那迎春bra 儀容能敵李彩樺
<br>好一個迎春bra 郁o的買一打
<br>戴起那迎春bra 平庸能扮加大碼
<br>好易唱架咋, 大家一齊唱啦!
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<br>Pz 9:48pm jun 17, 2007
<br>topic : 競選口號之「我會做好呢份工」!
<br>thread id: 1835707 posted by :p
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<br>自從特首曾蔭權振臂一呼拋出擲地有聲的競選口號之後,「我會做好呢份工」頓然成為城中最熱門的人氣口頭禪。煲呔個人魅力蓋過另一位特首候選人巴士阿叔，競選口號則力壓其金句「你有壓力、我有壓力」。
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<br>「我會做好呢份工」大有可能成為今年家家戶戶貼在牆上的賀年揮春，而且在人人爭相效尤之下，曾氏口號在坊間衍生出多個版本，個個勵精圖治，社會一片和諧。不同版本茲錄如下?
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<br>地盤工：我會鑿好呢個窿！
<br>肥師奶：我會煮好呢餐�R！
<br>麻雀腳：我會打好呢隻東！
<br>便秘漢：我會出好呢個恭！
<br>經紀陳：我會賺好呢個佣！
<br>祈福黨：我會博好呢個懵！
<br>蠱惑仔：我會紋好呢條龍！
<br>一樓一：我會做好呢隻鳳！
<br>私鐘妹：我會出好呢個鐘！
<br>女明星：我會隆好呢個胸！
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<br>平民百姓固然受到曾蔭權激勵啟發，盡情發揮小宇宙，香港欣欣向榮，未到年三十晚，全人類賣懶。甚至乎，官場政壇亦紛紛以煲呔為師。
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<br>即以每周�鶪@鑊的�}福局局長周一嶽為例，由於撞板多過食飯，防範蚊叮蟲咬的瘟災疫症經常受到詬病，所以他的座右銘乃是：我會捉好呢條蟲！
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<br>至於財政司司長唐英年，十分無奈地，因為曾蔭權企圖利用減稅收買人心，孤寒財爺被迫割肉還富於民，他咬緊牙齦吐出悲壯的一句：我會忍好呢個痛！
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<br>想做特首的梁家傑不必多說了，他也受到對手煲呔感染，不斷自我勉勵：我會發好呢個夢！
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<br>當然，長毛梁國雄是誓死反對梁家傑參選的，到處踩場抗議，因此長毛也有口號：我會發好呢個瘋！
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<br>網友自作:
<br>打工仔: 我會蛇好呢次王
<br>離職助產士和醫生：我會收好呢個檔
<br>狐狸精: 我會lum掂你老公
<br>雀友: 我會摸到隻紅中
<br>你仇家: 我會裝好你彈弓
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<br>民主黨: 我會凡事都反中.
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<br>失業人仕: 我會諗下搵份工
<br>綜援人仕: 我會繼續唔搵工
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<br>剛同老婆說: 我會做好你老公!
<br>比人鬧既人: 我會當你發up風
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<br>學友: 我會唱下吹吹風
<br>美國中東開戰：『我會炸好呢個窿。』
<br>孫明揚拆走鐘樓，送去堆填區：『我會送好呢個鐘。』
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<br>2003年市民: 我要插死老懵董
<br>2004年清潔大隊長: 我要掃曬個香港
<br>2005年老懵董: 我要收工搵周公
<br>何局長: 我老婆係胡慧中!
<br>無名氏: 去泰國搵胡慧沖~~~
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<br>大陸孕婦: 我會臨生關照衝!
<br>錦鏽居民: 我會繼續將路封!
<br>紅 Van 司機: 我會紅燈都照衝~~~
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<br>無名氏: 我會造好冬瓜盅~~~
<br>無名氏: 我會冇錢扮輕鬆~~~
<br>有責任男: 我會趙完唔會鬆
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<br>唐唐: 我會上京見阿公
<br>回覆: 我會街市玩三公~~~
<br>被欺凌學生 : 返學唔再比人凶
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<br>Tony Jaa: 我會重拍冬蔭功！
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<br>回覆: 我會練好倒豎沖，跟手凌空倒頭盅
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<br>賣飛佛唔唱K: 我會搵阿靈格風....
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<br> ~版主話：不再留戀此地，早己失縱
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<br> Thank you ...糟糕小姐
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不再留戀此地........
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<br>他, 那令人夢魂牽絆的結實二頭肌, 我想, 我可以遏止思念
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乜唔係背肌嚟咩...@_@???
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<br>嘿...嘻!
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"你會不會考慮亮一亮相!? "
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<br>很忙,不過你叫到ma,無問題 (叉D連password都forgot) =P
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<br>但不知糟糕小姐拋磚所謂何事? =)
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哈哈！多年網友！果然爽快~~
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i went to Spadan again on July & dive 2 weeks there =)
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寓工作於娛樂？
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<br>just want dive with my gf there
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welcome~ =)
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冇見過舊果張嚄
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冇見過舊果張嚄
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咁我都喺中意新果張
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事關我唔中意大隻佬XD
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大隻佬? haha
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<br>mud 野standard 先叫大隻? haha
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<br>我都唔喺出賽果D"大隻"
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<br>我喺李小龍果隻
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疑似 Jessica C.淫片曝光
<br>http://ent.163.com/11/1014/09/7GALL3MA00031H2L.html
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<br>last reply : 11 days ago by !
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<br>goddess 9:51am oct 15, 2011
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<br>又會夾好時間呢個時間爆出來? 係咪佢D前男友想佢一鋪清袋?
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<br>屋宇署 4:46pm oct 16, 2011
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<br>一鋪清袋?
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<br>唔爭在清除埋佢胸前兩個假袋!
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<br>亮完相,gotta go now =P
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亮完相,gotta go now =P
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<br>喜歡潛水！
<br>可惜she.com的是滾水...會碌腳...冇辦法....！
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<br>見過的 =)
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<br>打比我~
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http://community.she.com/messageboard/sex/?action=view.topic&id=2361255&page=41
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<br>姊妹門, 有邊個she 男妳地見過真係得架 ?
<br>請就以下各項評分-- 1) 樣貌 2) 高度 ( 身材 ) 3) 談吐 4) 床上表現 ( 如適用 )
<br>posted : 12 days ago (2011-11-03 10:51 am)
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<br>tinyolive 9:32pm nov 07, 2011 1) 生肖屬豬
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<br>4) passaway
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<br>6個我見過5個, 4號show過相, 我敢講1,2,3,5,6 都得架, 算好好架啦~
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<br>tinyolive 9:53pm nov 07, 2011
<br>試過晒啦~ 我仲試過好多名人添~ 正呀! 哈哈
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<br>唉 9:19pm nov 13, 2011
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<br>其中一個有病架 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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<br>36C OL 10:44pm nov 13, 2011
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<br>果個咪係你囉,至少有神經病先
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http://community.she.com/messageboard/relationship/?action=view.topic&id=1976936&page=354
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<br>【 隨 ︽ 意 ︽ 門 】
<br>開線目的，在於隨意寫下一些所見、所聞、所想，對版友留言，不一定回帖，請諒！
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<br>蹊蹺 3:50pm nov 08, 2011 跑到讀書版一看更洩氣,桃谷四伯齊出山,又回復三年前我初來she的景況
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<br>污糟蛋糕~ 做錯野比人淋紅油呀^^
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<br>你不如將你喺閱讀版認屎認屁時講果啲感人廢話，一字不漏搬過嚟，咪更加引人發笑。最緊要講番啲搓my breast英文，又話比大家知你幾「精通」食免費波餅、裝啲豬扒露底，咁就perfect嘞....wakakaka
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<br>喺閱讀版衰完多一鑊後又走過嚟尋求兩個低B師奶嘅慰籍呀，咁佢地有冇呵番你，叫你唔好喊呀?...wakakaka
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Pz 11:41am oct 28, 2011
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<br>i went to Spadan again on July & dive 2 weeks there =)
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<br>my profile photos ,which one better? the old one or the new one? any suggest?
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<br>你又講啲搓my breast英文呀?你啲英文屎得咁交關，你可以做到乜野高職，大狀、高官?.....哈哈哈哈哈!
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<p>Pz 4:27pm nov 07, 2011 </p>
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估吾到重有人睇呢個thread :-)
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<br>48楼 p40 07陆军 中士 发表于 2014/1/10 17:00:03
<br>“韩国特种兵赤裸上身在雪地中进行春节体能训练。士兵们个个身强体壮，丝毫不惧严寒。”
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<br>嗯，好吧，我们夏天进攻。
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離婚了，怎樣處理結婚相？
<br>Thanks
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<br>newsgroup 8:19pm jan 18, 2014
<br>借比我打飛機吾該
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<br>可以唔好浪費借男果邊比newsgroup打飛機
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A餐B餐, 妳會點揀?
<br>A餐 - 分手, 享受單身自己一個自由自在的生活 B餐 - 繼續同無上進心, 步伐不一致,無情趣但都算愛錫自己的男朋友係一齊
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你地見過幾多個書友呀？
<br>見完有乜反應呀？
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<br>女既豬無可豬
<br>男既賤無可賤
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<br>�女人 對一個男人咁好咁又點呀？到最後佢都係傷你的心！
<br>冇用㗎！自己呃自己！無男人是信得過㗎！說點愛你都是謊言！我真係好蠢！
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<br>震盪器, 吾會傷妳心, 港女恩物
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<br> 大弟 9:33am jan 23, 2014
<br>乜而家係春天咩？哈哈
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<br>中女 中女誠尋中年成熟男士為友 (serious)
<br>中女誠尋中年成熟男士為友 (serious)
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<br>正一盲撚 10:15am jan 23, 2014
<br>louisc replied at 2014-01-23 9:50 am
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<br>想找男人, 理應先自我作一個初步介紹. 自己的年歲, 身高, 體重. 樣樣不談, 誰知道妳是什麼中女? 一看便知妳沒誠意.
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<br>2009年既THREAD呀, 盲撚, 點撚樣叫佢介紹你老味呀
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<br>menkk replied at 2014-01-23 11:58 am
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<br>hi 中女
<br>40已婚，178高155重..
<br>微訊傾下丫
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<br>屌你老味, 又一個盲撚
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<br>2 replies 男人最致命的45個秘密，作為女人妳知道嗎？
<br>1、男人很容易喜歡一個女人，卻不輕易深愛一個女人。 2、男人在感情的王國裏，絕對是個昏君。女人只要肯奉承，他什麼都答應。 3、男人普遍喜歡外表溫柔的女子，寧願把精力花在事業或其他地方，也不願全用來征服女人。 4、男人都不太重視對自己太好的女人。 5、男人都怕女人死纏爛打，但喜歡用同樣的方式對付沒追上的女人。 6、男人的夢想之一，是擁有可以超越友誼界限的紅顏知己............. < 繼續閱讀全文 > 轉自 ＥＴ ＮＥＴ 生活副刊 http://lifestyle.etnet.com.hk/column/index.php/digital/relax/22173
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<br>旺角豪哥 7:30pm jan 24, 2014
<br>吊, 駛能理班女人咩
<br>似番個男人啦港男!!!!
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豪情壯語，可惜現今香港又有幾多個男人可以真正做得到?狼少狗一大堆
<br>狗連屎都搶住食，重有乜好講
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<br>David 跟女友拍拖三個月, 剛分手, 花在她身上的錢可否追討?
<br>posted : yesterday (2014-01-26 12:03 pm)
<br>last reply : 42 mins ago by Lol
<br>thread ID : 2439303
<br>statistics : 27 replies | 537 views
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<br>Queenie 9:32am jan 27, 2014
<br>邊個叫你貪戀佢對36C, 無得同叫雞比GE, 都無感情
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<br>David 9:51am jan 27, 2014
<br>Queenie, 我屌妳啦, 有感情就唔使分手!
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<br>口爆咋, 重未屌.....對36C重未啜過, 次次叫上床就M come, 一個月有成三次咁多
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sal 有沒嫁去日本的姐妹？
<br>posted : 14 hrs ago (2014-01-26 22:15 pm)
<br>last reply : 12 hrs ago by millmaster
<br>thread ID : 2439321
<br>statistics : 1 replies | 745 views
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<br> millmaster 12:32am jan 27, 2014
<br>要識好多招式個wor. 日本人咁咸
<br>你ok ma?
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<br>哈