本日精句

topic : bored, any ladies need a temp bf today?
 
 thread id: 1446711 posted by baron
 
 baron 你無錢叫雞咩,要上o黎搵女厄.
 
 by haha - 07/29/05 15:04

For women:
 If you are pretty and nice, every age is easy to find BF.
 
 For men:
 If you are smart with good character, you got many chances at all time.
 
 by truth - 07/29/05 14:12
 
 For women:
 If you are pretty and nice, every age is easy to find BF.
 
 For men:
 If you are smart with good character, you got many chances at all time.
 =============================
 呀媽是女人
 
 by takumi - 07/29/05 14:17

topic : 邊間公共游泳池"正"ar ?
 
 thread id: 1447427 posted by mimi
 on 2005-07-29 11:38:23
 
 kowloon park
 
 by kowloon park - 07/29/05 11:57
 
 
 kowloon park有.屎架喎
 
 by aa - 07/29/05 12:15
 
 咁人地要「公共」架嘛 !!!
 
 by kowloon park - 07/29/05 12:51

topic : 我發現我阿爸出面有女人,怎麼辦!!!!??????
 
 thread id: 999412 posted by cc
 
 cc
 
 如果你係男, 就有福同享啦
 如果你係女, 咪幫你亞媽閹割你老豆啦
 
 by 明仔 - 06/23/04 20:14

topic : Going to Japan on business trip in Aug/Sept. Looking for companion (female, age 18-22). I will pay for all necessary travel, lodging, meal expenses plus extra cash. Interested lady pls email me with phone number and your particulars (age, height and weight). Serious reply only, thanks.
 
 thread id: 1446998 posted by japan2005
 
 27yrs 得唔得?
 
 by @@ - 07/29/05 16:33
 
 男的得唔得?
 
 by Pz - 07/29/05 17:26
 
 Pz
 你地講明要女架, 而且你都超齡啦, 哈哈~~
 你等我丫, 我第時出trip 帶埋你去~ kaka~
 
 by mini-kinki - 07/29/05 17:29
 
 我想去丫, 但係我27 la.
 
 by @@ - 07/29/05 17:30
 
 27yrs 得唔得?<----
 講明要18-22,they ask too haha
 
 你等我丫, 我第時出trip 帶埋你去~ kaka<---
 驚驚.......
 
 
 by Pz - 07/29/05 17:40
 
 Pz
 唔使驚, 我又唔會食左你既, 最多拎你去賣之嘛, 呵呵~~
 
 by mini-kinki - 07/29/05 17:43
 
 我想去丫, 但係我27 la.
 
 by @@ - 07/29/05 17:30
 
 我聽日上江門，你去唔去？
 
 by gongmoon2005 - 07/29/05 17:45

topic : 如果叫你唔帶套撲"官欣挪",大家肯唔肯呢?
 
 thread id: 1447864 posted by 阿熙
 on 2005-07-29 19:59:04
 
 我就肯喇,佢身段咁fit,一定好好撲
 
 by 阿熙 - 07/29/05 20:00
 
 阿熙仔
 我比你撲我
 
 by 白韻琴 - 07/29/05 22:12

topic : 俾你發現左你男朋友去叫雞．．．你會點
 
 thread id: 1430863 posted by 小ｍｅ
 on 2005-07-09 16:50:36
 
 
 還拖叫鴨,我收你500
 
 by 鴨公 - 07/09/05 17:10

topic : 唉∼∼有沒有女仔唔介意同光頭仔拍拖ｇａ
 
 thread id: 1416885 posted by skinhead
 
 有冇女仔想做我女朋友?
 
 by 羅家英 - 06/22/05 23:22
 
 衰佬呀,生cancer仲學人媾女??未死過呀你?
 
 by Lisa姐 - 06/22/05 23:51

topic : 最憎人講邊句野?
 
 thread id: 1344074 posted by 咩
 on 2005-03-30 19:36:31
 
 
 "熄匙, 車牌, 身份證"
 
 by Ja - 03/30/05 21:20
 
 陀地，馬拉，定北姑？
 
 by . - 03/30/05 21:23
 
 仲未出呀?
 
 by 嫖客 - 03/31/05 15:45

topic : 港女稱有作為的男人叫優質股﹐但相反港女如果才稱得上優質股呢﹖ 經我研究分析﹐結論是﹕港女全無優質可言!! 港女這種股票永遠不派息﹐年老色衰﹐價格永遠向下﹐還要每年每月每日強迫供股﹐招股價又高得出奇﹐投資者少則兩年﹐多則十年﹐必然蒙受損失﹐大嘆搵笨﹐可惜恨錯難返﹔而且缺乏二級市場﹐轉手困難
 
 thread id: 1420801 posted by 財經分析師
 
 〔豐胸〕算唔算係〔造市〕呢?
 
 by 懲戒男 - 06/27/05 22:08
 
 
 任何在身體上的危險建築﹐應屬於做假賬行為
 
 需要證監會和 ICAC 介入調查
 
 by 財經分析師 - 06/27/05 22:11
 
 成日供股但不派息, 以為股民係水魚
 
 by 正常人 - 06/28/05 22:04
 
 中國股票都未必好，壞賬多。
 
 by 國企 - 06/28/05 23:12

topic : 如果叫你唔帶套撲"官欣挪",大家肯唔肯呢?
 
 thread id: 1447864 posted by 阿熙
 on 2005-07-29 19:59:04
 
 X,撲克最多咪去睇醫生,男人老狗怕乜,黎啦!
 
 by 及時乳魯智深 - 07/30/05 03:35

你地除左睇she.com 仲有睇咩女人網?
 
 羅莽
 
 by TVB - 07/30/05
 
 -by . - 07/30/05 22:14(thanks . share)

Gym sales:入唔入會呀?今期有成蟲做教練....
 答:唔入!最憎成蟲!
 Gym sales:咁入會，就可以入黎dup佢丫嘛!
 (from california fitness)
 
 
 by kobe - 07/31/05 01:22(thanks kobe share)

topic : 我好想射D精落周汶淇塊面度.
 
 thread id: 1448781 posted by 阿熙
 on 2005-07-30 20:34:30
 
 佢真係又白又滑
 
 我阿熙話佢至係mok左榖既雞旦.正!
 
 大家同唔同意先?
 
 by 阿熙 - 07/30/05 20:35
 
 你成日咁打飛機唔係辦法....
 
 by ！ - 07/30/05 20:38

topic : 請問同獨生子拍拖/結婚係點架﹖
 
 thread id: 1449246 posted by aaa
 on 2005-07-31 12:44:49
 
 結婚後冇叔仔、姑仔呢d麻煩，不同佢呀媽呀爸就好難講
 
 by t - 07/31/05 12:47

吹爆係你吹佢, 佢就爆畀你睇
 吹脹係好似我而家咁, 被你吹脹
 by DH - 07/30/05 22:46
 
 haha~ 講得好好笑~
 
 
 -by PETER - 07/31/05 23:29(thanks peter share)

topic : 我好想撲楊怡呀!
 
 thread id: 1448744 posted by 阿熙
 on 2005-07-30 19:40:00
 
 每次睇佢做戲,都睇到我扯?.
 
 佢真係好鬼正呀!
 
 大家又覺得佢正唔正呢?
 
 
 by 阿熙 - 07/30/05 19:41
 
 
 臭熙
 我好想撲你
 
 by 八?金 - 07/30/05 19:58

topic : 個搏頭好橫,有冇方法練?隻d?
 
 thread id: 1450745 posted by bobo
 
 縮骨功
 
 by 師傅 - 08/02/05 15:35

topic : 有無人成功整容 ??
 
 thread id: 1450032 posted by yoyo
 on 2005-08-01 08:08:38
 
 我咪成功囉~
 
 by 黃夏蕙 - 08/01/05 16:43

topic : <他約我去他約我到迪士尼>個原唱者kellyjackie
 
 thread id: 1451967 posted by 阿熙
 on 2005-08-03 08:39:28
 
 
 肥肥地,白白淨
 
 又青春一定好好撲
 
 大家話係咪先?
 
 by 阿熙 - 08/03/05 08:40
 
 我又老又有技術,比阿熙你撲一定好好玩你話係咪先
 
 by 慕蓮 - 08/03/05 09:13

topic : 點解趙靜儀咁有錢成日買LV?佢都冇咩戲拍
 
 thread id: 1451660 posted by HH
 on 2005-08-02 22:02:51
 
 我都有懷疑過佢賣肉, 但佢咁O既樣, 再0知名度, 點可以靠賣肉?
 
 by HH - 08/02/05 22:08
 
 個老細係佢去學凸字果時認識的
 
 by windrider - 08/03/05 12:18

topic : 有無bf好似我bf,鐘意啜我腳趾?
 
 thread id: 1451485 posted by @@
 on 2005-08-02 17:15:51
 
 
 你男朋友以前都好鍾意啜我腳趾架
 
 
 by 蕩女 - 08/03/05 11:23
 
 你男朋友以前都好鍾意啜我腳趾架
 by 蕩女 - 08/03/05 11:23
 
 HAHAHA 咁佢有無話"還是覺得你最好~~~~~~味"?
 
 by windrider - 08/03/05 11:55

topic : if u saw a mobile on the floor,what will u do?
 
 thread id: 1452537 posted by Pz
 on 2005-08-03 21:41:57
 
 首先我會執起佢,問佢係唔係俾人遺棄左?
 然後,我會問佢住晌邊....諗住做好心送佢返佢主人度.
 不過....如果佢唔肯回答我既問題....我就會儘快將佢交俾...................
 
 
 
 
 天橋底既收買電話佬去看管佢 !!!!! 哈哈哈哈 !!!!!!
 
 by 哈哈 - 08/03/05 21:45

topic : 你地忍尿試過最長時間係忍幾耐﹖
 
 thread id: 1452354 posted by 無聊
 on 2005-08-03 16:38:53
 
 此可忍孰不可忍
 
 屎可忍尿不可忍
 
 by bb - 08/04/05 11:27

topic : 十個港男九個半矮，平均得170cm... 失望
 
 thread id: 1454315 posted by 5'8"
 on 2005-08-05 21:29:54
 
 香港烏染嚴重有冇關係呢?
 
 by takumi - 08/06/05 01:01

睇唔過眼不如整番個慈善基金讓有需要既女性進行安全性既隆胸手術或豐胸計劃,咁到時通街都係奶媽型既女性.
 
 by 保良局 - 08/06/05 01:30
 
 到時通街都係奶媽型既女性<----O_o'" 驚驚....
 
 by Pz - 08/06/05 01:42
 
 好提議喎, 又可以去電視台整個節目叫”隆出美麗人生“, 等d女仔講下隆前被人歧視, 隆後受盡稱讚既經歷
 
 by p - 08/06/05 01:42

topic : 成日聽d女仔講獨仔嫁唔過, 咩咩鄉下既男人又嫁唔過etc, 咁查實男仔又會唔會覺得邊挺女仔娶唔過架呢﹖
 
 thread id: 1454458 posted by jodi
 
 我最驚呢個!!
 爹親娘親不及耶蘇親
 好恐怖!!
 
 by s小姐 - 08/06/05 10:57
 
 最最最娶唔過既叫做「典型港女」
 
 by 一句講哂 - 08/06/05 00:53
 
 u want"非典"港女? =P
 
 by Pz - 08/06/05 00:55
 
 -by 路過 - 08/07/05 00:26(thanks 路過share)

topic : yummy yummy 個坡仔terry真係超似老鼠安，鏡頭又多，影到林峰同鄭嘉穎前所未有咁靚仔!
 thread id: 1453428 posted by 都係香港藝人正d
 on 2005-08-04 21:39:31
 
 
 影到林峰同鄭嘉穎前所未有咁靚仔!
 by 今日我老公都係咁話 - 08/04/05 21:56
 
 
 -by 　 - 08/07/05 00:30(thanks 　 share)

全天候濃妝
 
 < -- 最怕帶住假面具o既女人,落左化妝品成個out烏婆, 好得人驚,有被騙感覺
 
 by cn - 08/06/05 20:04

topic : 要減肥,你們會用什麼方法?a.做運動;b.節食:c.食減肥藥定係d.參加纖體療程?
 
 thread id: 1439052 posted by cas
 
 "唔明點解Ｄ人減完又話會反彈"....
 
 正所謂創業難守業更難.
 
 (下刪XX字)
 
 by ... - 07/30/05 21:47

topic : 我發誓: 以後不找港男做男友!!! 還是外國男人好!!
 
 thread id: 1425257 posted by bb
 on 2005-07-03 10:00:28
 
 快?去重慶大廈搵
 
 by . - 08/06/05 12:29

有無人食過人肉? 味道係點? 邊度有得食? 我聽人講大陸有得食真的嗎? (正經討論)
 
 thread id: 1456124 posted by 想烤人頭食
 
 
 想食人肉? 好易o者, 自己都有啦, 駛咩出去食? 仲唔駛錢
 
 by Kasy - 08/08/05 03:52
 
 係羅，食腳趾先啦，都冇乜用。
 
 by bb - 08/08/05 04:16

topic : 我間房d牆有d好鬼細隻啡啡地色既小動物係道爬下爬下.....係好多隻, 我想知係乜野黎同埋點樣至冇架...唔該有冇人知道...幫幫我丫....唔該...
 
 thread id: 1457166 posted by 蟲不知
 係小昆蟲? 定係小動物呀....@_@
 差好遠wor大佬
 
 by 動物? - 08/09/05 12:37
 
 昆蟲唔係動物咩
 差幾遠
 
 by vv - 08/09/05 12:56

topic : 好辛苦呀~~~~ 我晚晚都睡得唔好, 晚晚一睡到差唔多四五點時, 自己會醒, 然後又睡唔番, 跟住到我再睡番既時間, 已經係7點, 要起身番工了
 
 thread id: 1401879 posted by 失眠人
 
 應該有壓力吧, 你可以試下辭職唔做, 包你晚晚好訓.
 
 by !? - 06/06/05 12:58
 
 閣下...
 ...欠運動
 
 by piston - 06/06/05 20:30
 
 你問下大陸?農夫, 有邊個會失眠?
 
 by piston - 06/06/05 20:58

topic : 我間房有鬼.....係好多隻, 我想知點樣至冇架...唔該有冇人知道...幫幫我丫....唔該...
 
 thread id: 1457321 posted by Scared Gal
 學英文囉~
 
 唔係法國鬼亞嗎?
 
 by hitoride - 08/09/05 12:53
 
 法國鬼都唔怕, 用靈格風, 三個月就學會外語啦
 
 by wb - 08/09/05 13:58

topic : 你地心跳一分鐘幾多下呢？請寫明年齡
 
 thread id: 1458368 posted by 星
 on 2005-08-10 14:29:12
 
 
 見到靚女 - 120/min
 見到美腿 - 130/min
 高朝射精 - 150/min
 
 見到豬扒 - 2/min
 
 by Roman - 08/10/05 14:40

我其實好想生bb, 但係佢又不舉, 有時我呻下, 佢反轉話我生唔出, 痴線, 你估我係聖母瑪利亞, 唔洗做都會大肚牙
 
 by 想離婚 - 08/09/05 12:23
 
 港男係....人類，非水魚類生物，所以咁孤寒、風度呀呢d呃細路的話係完全起唔到作用的。
 (下刪XX字)
 
 港男係...... 江山如此多嬌.....
 
 
 by gcru - 07/30/05 03:10

topic : 你唔敢做但又好想做的一件事..............係乜呢？？？？
 
 thread id: 1455854 posted by ？
 
 
 打克勤同校長2巴
 燒左電視城去
 
 by 陳奕迅 - 08/10/05 20:46

topic : 學生哥商場頂層表演潮吹
 
 thread id: 1430440 posted by 早熟(真人板
 
 
 話時話：
 
 潮吹﹗？係咪真係咁了得呀？？
 
 by . - 08/10/05 17:26

pretty_girl
 
 做model 唔係唔要大胸, 睇下你係咩類型既model 囉........呵呵.........
 林志玲係堅定流根本無人知, 男人睇佢對野又駛乜理佢堅定流? 反正又唔係自己老婆
 
 by jenny - 08/10/05 21:21

topic : 我真係好想溝灣仔california 似全智言個條女, 佢係會員但係佢條仔係california staff. 有咩方法 ??
 
 thread id: 1459449 posted by ray
 
 一隻大色狼狗公正在發情,
 
 各位唔該讓開!
 
 by 捉狗隊 - 08/11/05 16:30

topic : 如果你係男仔有揸車，但住屯門，同班friend係九龍區飲野飲到半夜三更，仲會唔會肯車個女仔返香港島既屋企？
 
 thread id: 1459640 posted by 小茵
 on 2005-08-11 17:20:54
 佢有冇對其他女仔都係咁?
 
 我又唔知bor!
 
 by 小茵 - 08/11/05 17:49
 
 小茵
 
 既然係咁 , take it easy la.
 可能佢好享受長程駕駛既樂趣 !!
 
 by anpan - 08/11/05 17:51
 
 哇, 咩人啊, 飲完酒仲渣車, 自己不要命, 都顧及途人安全啦
 
 by 細膽市民 - 08/11/05 22:37

(relationship)
 topic : 有無 Virgin 空姐now?
 
 thread id: 1383053 posted by VS
 on 2005-05-15 19:53:39
 
 Don't think that Virgin Cabin Crews are virgin.
 
 by Virgin Cabin Crew - 05/24/05 09:02