教我"dum"返女朋友呀!

[小男人]

[~楓~]

up下咩事先啦

[小男人]

我激嬲o左我女朋友呀.. 今日!

佢唔聽我電話

我想send sms比�

有d咩說話女仔見到會開心返架!

請各界指教下我呀!

[送野]

送佢鍾意...

send sms..

每日送一朿花俾佢....

講d.....你好重要..我冇你唔得咁lor

[ctx]

你要 "tum" 定 "dup" 番你女朋友先. 後者較前者易得多, 不過之後係監獄見

[ｊｈ]

面帶笑容：你嬲我，即係你在乎我，我氹你，係我更加在乎你嘅感受，但係呢次之後我唔會再氹你，因為我唔會再激你，唔會要你唔開心

[ching..]

直接去佢屋企樓下等�

等佢放工/放學亦得

keep住要同佢道歉,tum�

最後,就送花/公仔/佢鍾意ge野

[O.N.S]

哥哥仔,你要知道女人唔到80歲都唔好比飽飯佢食既道理,佢先會對你一條心從一而終

[小男人]

有咩方法可以令我返o黎我身邊?

[gf]

what did you do to her?

[小男人]

佢尋日同fd去玩到3點幾, 之後佢叫我去陪佢, 我冇去!

[gf]

it is no big deal wor.

[無聊人]

你系唔想陪拒定點先﹖

[ninjatoo]

玩到3點幾,

morning ? or afternoon sin ?