~要求加薪的陰莖~
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一個男生寫了一個笑話....(要求加薪的陰莖)...<br />結果馬上有一個女生回覆.....蠻好笑的.....<br /><br />要求加薪的陰莖<br />我,陰莖,提出加薪的要求有以下的主要原因:<br /> 我參加體力勞動<br /> 我在女性的最深處工作<br /> 任何工作我都必需先把我的腦袋伸進去<br /> 我在周末和國定假期裡沒有放假待遇<br /> 我是在潮濕的環境下工作<br /> 如果我超時工作的話,沒有人付我的加班費<br /> 我的工作環境漆黑一片,而且通風設備很差<br /> 我在高溫下工作<br /> 我隨時有被病毒感染的可能<br />**************************************<br />Reply: 要求加薪的陰莖(回覆版)<br />親愛的陰莖,經過公司董事會議,您的請求被駁回,原因如下:<br />* 您的連續工作時間未能超過八小時<br />* 工作期間您經常打瞌睡<br />* 您並不是依照主人的命令執行任務<br />您並不是在您規定的地方工作,常常跑到其他地方去溜達<br />您的工作態度不好,自覺性差,需要被人刺激才肯工作<br /> 您工作過後總是把您工作過的地方弄得一團糟<br /> 您並不是遵守安全制度,比方說穿戴安全服裝<br />* 65歲不到,您就已經進入退休年齡了<br />* 您無法連續勝任兩個任務<br />* 您有時在未能完成任務前就已經逃離工作地點<br />*最後我們想說的是,你每次進出工作地點時,總是帶著兩個可疑的大袋子
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係咪笑話黎..
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你係邊度搵到��???
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係笑話, 不過又幾到肉..
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小玲玲
<br>好像之前見過了,
<br>幾搞笑的。
<br>he he
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Hi lingling....welcome back....
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<br>didn't see u online for few days..
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<br>miss u... ;-)
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非常耐之前架啦喎......
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呵呵,好耐之前睇過囉。
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ling ling,
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<br>u always have interesting thread.
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原來咁多人睇過, haha~
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原來咁多人睇過, haha
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<br>how r u these day?weekend ...nice ma?
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小玲玲..
<br>你對3p點睇..?
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一般般, 不過病左未好番曬...
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<br>aerofoll replied @ 2009-03-09 2:45 pm
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<br>how r u these day?weekend ...nice ma?
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haha, 咩事突然問我? 你想同我3p呀?
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<br>~~ching~! replied @ 2009-03-09 2:45 pm
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<br>小玲玲..
<br>你對3p點睇..?
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hi 小玲玲
<br>我好耐無上來了~你的笑話都係幾有趣
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一般般, 不過病左未好番曬...
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<br>me too, still "not clear" for cold & flu. finally visit doctor at Sat...
<br>go to c dotor la
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我地有無吹過架?
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<br>zero2701 replied @ 2009-03-09 2:47 pm
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<br>hi 小玲玲
<br>我好耐無上來了~你的笑話都係幾有趣
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just睇完, 氣管炎... 呢d天氣想好都難....
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<br>aerofoll replied @ 2009-03-09 2:48 pm
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<br>me too, still "not clear" for cold & flu. finally visit doctor at Sat...
<br>go to c dotor la
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just睇完, 氣管炎... 呢d天氣想好都難....
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<br>No la, for me... after I vist doctor, take the drug, make me Zzzzzz
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<br>then today is much better la....
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呢排好多人病。
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成日病, 都曬心機出街街....
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just睇完, 氣管炎... 呢d天氣想好都難....
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<br>Dont't smoke & hv hot drink, ok ?
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haha, 咩事突然問我? 你想同我3p呀?
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<br>我梗係想啦..同你3p喎..呵呵..
<br>不過我識左幾個都係玩3p..所以問你點睇...
<br>突然有d唔知點咁..
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成日病, 都曬心機出街街....
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<br>so, indoor at bed law...hehe
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我地有吹過.不過我好耐無上來
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ling ling,
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<br>u need some hot treatment!
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ching
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<br>預埋我咪可以4p囉.....hohoho
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睇醫生好快好啦,再唔係,搵個靚仔同你打枝特效針,包你即刻好番......haha
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<br>小玲玲 replied @ 2009-03-09 2:49 pm
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<br>just睇完, 氣管炎... 呢d天氣想好都難....
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我都唔食煙既~
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<br>aerofoll replied @ 2009-03-09 2:52 pm
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<br>Dont't smoke & hv hot drink, ok ?
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咩野hot treatment?
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<br>m42hk replied @ 2009-03-09 2:55 pm
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<br>ling ling,
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<br>u need some hot treatment!
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有無聽過呢個燈迷
<br>宋美齡打側訓
<br>猜三國人物
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我都唔食煙既~
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<br>okok...sorry..can I buy u a coffee? some day?
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ling ling,
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<br>i can show u in real...
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我就唔mind識到呢d人..
<br>不過暫時未有chance去試, hoho~
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<br>~~ching~! replied @ 2009-03-09 2:53 pm
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<br>我梗係想啦..同你3p喎..呵呵..
<br>不過我識左幾個都係玩3p..所以問你點睇...
<br>突然有d唔知點咁..
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有靚仔肯至得架...
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<br>cobra replied @ 2009-03-09 2:58 pm
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<br>睇醫生好快好啦,再唔係,搵個靚仔同你打枝特效針,包你即刻好番......haha
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zero2701, 我連三國有咩人物都唔記得..點估...
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我好番想食紅豆冰呀~
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<br>aerofoll replied @ 2009-03-09 3:00 pm
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<br>okok...sorry..can I buy u a coffee? some day?
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有既...你唔肯啫
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<br>小玲玲 replied @ 2009-03-09 3:01 pm
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<br>有靚仔肯至得架...
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有靚仔肯至得架...
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<br>I'm ok, but no 靚仔....kaaaaaaa
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你唔會好似吳剛咁.... 食滾油卦!!! haha~
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<br>m42hk replied @ 2009-03-09 3:00 pm
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<br>ling ling,
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<br>i can show u in real...
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有既...你唔肯啫
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<br>小玲玲 replied @ 2009-03-09 3:01 pm
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<br>有靚仔肯至得架...
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嘩.. 唔係卦, 邊度?
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<br>cobra replied @ 2009-03-09 3:03 pm
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<br>有既...你唔肯��
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cobra 話要靚仔打既針至會好喎~
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<br>aerofoll replied @ 2009-03-09 3:03 pm
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<br>I'm ok, but no 靚仔....kaaaaaaa
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呢度...果度...度度都有啦....haha
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<br>小玲玲 replied @ 2009-03-09 3:04 pm
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<br>嘩.. 唔係卦, 邊度?
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我好番想食紅豆冰呀~
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<br>ok, I promise...
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ling ling,
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<br>don't know yet. that's why we have to try!haha....
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cobra 話要靚仔打既針至會好喎~
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<br>another kind of 針...kaaaaaaaa
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頭先睇醫生, 個醫生都幾靚仔下, keke~
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小玲玲 replied @ 2009-03-09 3:01 pm
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<br>有靚仔肯至得架... ====你見到邊個靚仔你咪行過去問佢肯唔肯囉
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小玲玲..
<br>打枝針快好d...
<br>快d搵人幫你啦..