本日精句新版-賤友文摘

topic : 官恩娜是愛動物之人，但不反對別人穿皮草，她說﹕「皮草的毛是人工飼養的動物，我不覺得殘忍。至於反對穿皮草的人士以淋油來示威，未免太激進﹗」
 
 thread id: 1557935 posted by 人工飼養的動物就唔係生命？一樣係生去皮！
 on 2005-12-05 16:07:02
 
 請問各位係咪食齋?
 
 by o記 - 12/05/05 17:47

topic : 姊妹們，女人手手腳腳都有毛，你們會唔會剃左佢呢？剃係為了自己靚d，滑d，抑或為了男友？因為我的男友嫌我多手毛腳毛，唔似女人。你�屩I諗？
 
 thread id: 1557801 posted by hairy gal
 on 2005-12-05 13:57:09
 
 
 叫佢贊助你去做激光脫毛囉.
 
 by . - 12/05/05 14:02
 
 無錯，嫌三嫌四叫你bf sponsor 你全身永久脫毛，十萬到唔係好貴。
 
 by kiki - 12/05/05 14:17

topic : 你地會送咩聖誕禮物俾男朋友?
 
 thread id: 1557614 posted by Kimmy
 on 2005-12-05 10:22:21
 
 我會送頂綠帽比?
 
 by @@ - 12/05/05 15:16

topic : 有無人過時過節的時候, 係唔一定會送禮物比愛人架??
 
 thread id: 1557766 posted by 我呀
 on 2005-12-05 13:27:59
 
 乜?叫過時過節?
 中秋,chinese new yr
 盂蘭節,清明重陽
 做冬計唔計?
 
 死喇~
 我今年盂蘭節都未送
 禮物比bf添
 
 by Jackie - 12/05/05 13:45
 
 
 係呀,仲有驚蟄、立冬、立春、感恩節、愚人節、兒童節、婦女節、愛滋病關懷日、便服日.....日日都要送架，唔係佢唔知你有幾愛?
 
 by 愛人 - 12/05/05 14:14

topic : 男人到左咁上下年紀未娶老婆既,我地會叫"黃老五",甚至"鑽石黃老五",如果係女既未嫁老公的,我地會叫佢地做"老姑婆",住既地方叫"姑婆屋",唉,諗諗下都幾唔公平!!
 
 thread id: 1556924 posted by sheep
 on 2005-12-04 09:35:45
 
 好多王老五都唔係鑽石. .. 叫膽石差唔多.
 
 by 要割左佢 - 12/07/05 17:04

topic : 你身邊有無d人明明唔係靚, 甚至有d醜..(唔係淨係你覺得, 其他人都覺得), 但d一舉一動表現出佢覺得自己好正好sweet好吸引??
 
 thread id: 1559120 posted by 頂
 on 2005-12-07 09:33:02
 
 我咪係羅!
 
 by 欣宜 - 12/07/05 10:49
 
 
 靚過白雪公主添!
 
 by 欣宜 - 12/07/05 10:49

topic : 想問大家一個問題：請問大家知唔知今年既平安夜係１２月幾多號呀？
 
 thread id: 1562443 posted by ｔｈｘ！
 on 2005-12-12 01:27:43
 
 可能佢本通勝查唔到
 
 by windrider - 12/12/05 11:48

topic : (認真問) 請問叫雞唔俾錢會有咩後果?
 
 thread id: 1562284 posted by 想叫雞又無錢的飛毛腿
 on 2005-12-11 23:02:58
 
 妳執完人一劑咪比人執返劑囉
 
 by 公平 - 12/12/05 07:28
 
 比人通櫃
 
 by paper_doll - 12/12/05 11:41

topic : 無病呻吟
 
 thread id: 1562770 posted by Karen
 on 2005-12-12 15:47:31
 
 其實一個人都幾好, 即使係大事大節都ok
 因為有朋友陪, 時間多又可以去讀書, 去玩又唔洗同人地交待
 但係年紀大左, 屋企人就會煩, 世俗既眼光等, 所以我話自己無病呻吟覺得咁大個末拍過拖好似有少少遺憾. 而且亦都有intimacy既需要. @@
 
 by karen - 12/12/05 15:50
 
 karen, 好快就會有好多人埋黎圍住你
 
 by 20皮 - 12/12/05 15:59
 
 無性呻吟
 
 by 呀... 呀... 呀... 丫~~~ !!! - 12/12/05 16:54

topic : 十大正常男/女版友選舉
 
 thread id: 1565809 posted by Pz
 on 2005-12-16 15:43:39
 
 一定唔會係 . 先啦!
 
 by jane - 12/16/05 16:07
 
 
 都一定唔會係 "jane" 同 "Pz" 啦!
 
 
 by . - 12/16/05 16:08
 
 IT'ｓME
 
 by 斬柴佬阿狗 - 12/16/05 16:13
 
 斬柴佬阿狗果真有文化知道狗是用it 的. 讚!
 
 by windrider - 12/16/05 16:15

topic : 痾屎時, 你地會被動地由得d 屎自己蠕動出黎, 定係會主動地谷佢出黎?
 
 thread id: 1567677 posted by Hmm... hmm... Arrrhh !!
 on 2005-12-19 17:30:14
 
 谷會有痔瘡架咼
 
 by ? - 12/20/05 12:02
 
 我一日谷兩次,心情好谷四次,谷左30年....咪成身刀痔瘡?生到上頭頂?
 
 by 揚過 - 12/20/05 12:17
 
 揚,
 鄧你個廁所辛苦~
 
 by 9527 - 12/20/05 12:23
 
 9527,
 
 我好多廁所........周圍刀有.....
 你鄧邊個廁所辛苦?
 
 by 揚過 - 12/20/05 12:29
 
 
 谷係形成痔瘡既成因你唔信就算
 30年未有,31年可能有
 
 
 by ? - 12/20/05 12:31
 
 
 嘩.......毒到你丫.....
 
 by 揚過 - 12/20/05 12:33

topic : 我想請問下你地打飛機用咩紙巾黎抹精架? 我用普通紙巾o個d, 但成日都甩d 紙碎o係龜頭度, 我想問下係咪有d 紙係專for 打飛機架???
 
 thread id: 1569000 posted by 唔該
 on 2005-12-21 11:56:53
 
 哎吔~~ 唔得架, 廣告都有講啦, 咁樣會人緣差架, 用tempx 啦﹗
 
 by 師傅 - 12/21/05 12:01

topic : 請問有無人可以教吓我點樣放靜電呀?我喺公司一日電無數次,實在怕怕啦...
 
 thread id: 1569621 posted by mc
 on 2005-12-22 10:09:25
 
 放電-識教
 放靜電-唔識教
 
 by Pz - 12/22/05 11:33
 
 pz
 咁可以點樣放電呀?
 
 by greigyant - 12/22/05 11:41
 
 ^*
 
 by Pz - 12/22/05 11:49
 
 or
 O~
 
 by Pz - 12/22/05 11:50
 
 and
 *~
 
 by Pz - 12/22/05 11:51
 
 ^+
 
 by Pz - 12/22/05 11:51
 
 
 Pz -如果你成日將你嘅眼咁眨法,人地會以為你眼/面抽筋
 
 by lucy - 12/22/05 11:58
 
 多數鹹濕佬都係咁眼眨眨XDDD
 
 by windrider - 12/22/05 12:37

topic : 問 Pz , 男人 (包括你) 最鐘意女性點樣著法, 著邊類衫, 講得要詳細d!
 
 thread id: 1567792 posted by thx
 on 2005-12-19 20:39:08
 
 for 28+ women 皮的干濕褸, 絲質吊帶裙, 高跟boot, 大曲長髮好似親切的金子咁. 感覺好有女人味
 
 for 24-27 ladies 低腰修身直腳牛仔褲, 短身樽領7分袖冷衫, 唔太短..岩岩肚臍對落, 與低腰褲之間露出左右2邊骨位. 尖頭高跟鞋. 感覺不"基" sexy
 
 for 23 below gals 唸唔到
 
 
 by gentlemen - 12/21/05 15:43
 
 阿gentlemen講果2隻幾正 :D~
 
 by windrider - 12/21/05 16:13
 
 windrider:
 你female wor,你做mud流口水....?
 
 
 by Pz - 12/21/05 16:15

topic : 假設你好憎人食煙, 知道會有個 "煙剷" 朋友上你屋企, 你會點呀?
 
 thread id: 1543653 posted by 非煙民
 on 2005-11-16 22:11:19
 
 拎個骨灰盅出黎當ash tray, 叫佢 "冷" 出後樓梯食死佢, 肺癌死Q左仲可以燒埋自己
 
 by Urn - 11/17/05 11:13

topic : 拍拖8年的男朋友剛剛同我講分手, 話唔夾, 再一齊只會浪費時間.........好唔開心. 同2個生平最friend的姊妹傾計之後, 佢地兩個都建議我向佢拿返$200,000作為我青春既損失....你地覺得我應該點做?
 
 thread id: 1559408 posted by Michelle
 on 2005-12-07 15:56:07
 
 果然 !!
 
 你 ex bf 都算好彩
 
 by 應該要分手 - 12/07/05 16:16

本日精句1

雖然你講野賤
 但岩聽
 
 by ．． - 07/27/05 11:40
 
 我要姦曬今界二十個港姐！
 
 by 阿熙 - 07/27/05 11:46
 
 阿熙
 你過左我果關先,先姦我
 
 by 王夏蕙 - 07/27/05 11:51

1.某男同事話我,"高妹,你咁高仲著高跟鞋做乜??邊恕搵男仔襯你呀仲"
 (無辦法啦,鬼叫佢矮咩..hehe)
 
 以上其實係講笑,我份人亦唔太介意,不過都反映到教書佬心態....
 
 
 by 教書婆

點解港女要瘦
 
 thread id: 1445636 posted by 復仇者
 on 2005-07-27 12:38:43
 
 瘦=靚
 
 by 港女 - 07/27/05 12:39
 
 港女, 咁埃塞俄比亞咪最靚?
 
 by !? - 07/27/05 13:13

if this rose is "her" ,u should try try her suggest,t-rex
 
 by Pz - 07/26/05 13:15
 
 Pz, i have chatted with you some time before but maybe you have chatted with many roses (red, white, pink, yellow...) so not sure if me = "her" you talking about :P
 
 by rose - 07/26/05 13:26

想識返d朋友,我自己25,女
 
 thread id: 1441640 posted by sweetie
 
 hi, have msn?
 
 by jerry - 07/22/05 16:13
 
 拿sweetie, Jerry E d 就係白搭溝囡形.
 keke...係sex 個page 裡面有大量提供. ^_^
 
 by Silky - 07/22/05 16:32

我試過一次係街見到個女仔，佢身材唔算係勁。。但行路時心口會震下震下，請問各位可否解釋震動原因？
 
 thread id: 1354001 posted by has
 
 係你對眼震姐. 你唔返去問你阿媽? 變態仔.
 
 by sah - 04/11/05 18:04

topic : 我要林嘉欣著Lolita裝同我撲野一定好鬼正?
 
 thread id: 1439037 posted by 阿熙
 
 你都食得好肥膩?!
 
 by mabel - 07/19/05 17:51

topic : 要你嫁畀圈中一位男藝人，你揀邊個﹖講埋原因！
 
 thread id: 1444887 posted by 問下
 on 2005-07-26 14:25:38
 
 
 
 好多個都想嫁啊!!
 首選:
 
 吳彥祖~~
 簡直係男人之中的極品~~
 
 by gloria - 07/26/05 15:08
 
 
 周傑倫
 
 好cool, 又花心, 好快離婚之後分身家
 
 by kk - 07/26/05 18:54
 
 -by 呵呵 - 07/27/05 15:59(thanks 呵呵 share)

港女！我個胸分分鐘大過你地對波喇,扮哂?,超！
 
 thread id: 1440191 posted by 強男
 
 你女性賀爾蒙過盛呀﹖
 
 by ??? - 07/20/05 23:45
 
 你係咪人妖黎架?
 
 by tintin - 07/21/05 10:19
 
 曉震唔曉震先??
 
 
 by 喂 - 07/21/05 12:1
 
 又一個追唔到女?可憐蟲
 by samantha - 07/21/05 12:32
 
 唔怕, 佢波大, 可能溝到仔既
 
 by uiu - 07/21/05 12:35
 
 好一個大波強!!
 
 by 口痕友 - 07/21/05 13:08

保心安油, or 白花油, D仔聞到即刻硬曬
 
 by Mandy - 07/26/05 17:02
 
 
 點解唔搽印度神油?
 
 by ^^ - 07/27/05 17:50

topic : wahaha VS 懲戒男
 
 thread id: 1437523 posted by ??
 on 2005-07-18 01:32:34
 
 懲兄--->長途馬(長氣),老馬(聽說7-8 year experience)
 wahaha---->冷門,血統:不知明(use alias),經驗:unknow
 =P
 by nickname Pz - 07/18/05 14:04
 
 懲生係死唔斷氣,不是長氣
 
 by 88 - 07/18/05 14:19

最正既就係吊帶小背心仔加牛仔短裙
 
 露出白雪雪既美腿,我有幾次在旺角見倒真係扯旗
 
 好彩有書包遮住咋.
 
 by 阿熙 - 07/10/05 23:18
 
 你好細個? 咪日日出街都扯行曬?
 
 by 未見過女人 - 07/11/05 09:45

topic : 男人都需要情婦
 
 thread id: 1429943 posted by 情婦
 
 我同樣需要情夫.
 
 而我對我先生所做的, 正是情婦所做的.
 
 by 女人 - 07/08/05 14:14
 
 男人心中就係" 留精不留情，留情係絕症!"
 
 by top - 07/08/05 21:58

我細佬有勁多3級vcd, 大約60隻 <---i have over 2000隻....
 
 by Pz - 07/05/05 01:03
 
 pz 你好恐怖
 
 by r - 07/05/05 01:12
 
 我有興趣,但想知:
 有無格?西洋菜定東洋魔女多?
 
 by blue - 07/07/05 11:10
 
 點解男人要睇鹹片呢
 
 by yee - 07/06/05 12:41
 
 點解男人要睇鹹片呢=點解女人要買名牌手袋一樣....好難解釋^^
 
 by ken - 07/06/05 12:45

topic : 遊客會有什麼野一定要係香港買. d野好代表香港.
 
 thread id: 1419787 posted by hk
 
 國內人鐘意正版!
 
 by hoho2721 - 07/03/05 22:27

topic : 唔明有女人假仁假義平時扮有內涵(吟詩吟錯曬)心地唔好暗地裡搶自已朋友男朋友或在一些男性朋友面前抬高自己踩自已女性朋友的人竟然有個有事業的男朋友對佢有好(不過開始6個月左右)但佢個樣不起眼又不夠高佻
 
 thread id: 1426778 posted by kim
 
 那些柳暗花明又一村等和常常擺四書五經在口等
 
 by kim - 07/05/05 01:46
 
 你?身邊又無呢種女性朋友?試過又1次我們有1個朋友過身佢竟然甩底連最後1程都放飛機在生時佢懶friend(因為過身的朋友幾有錢)
 
 by kim - 07/05/05 01:55
 
 (下刪XX字)
 
 阿版主, 你知唔知有樣野叫... 逗號同句號?
 
 by question - 07/05/05 05:46

topic : 點解港女要瘦
 
 thread id: 1445636 posted by 復仇者
 
 因為佢地怕造愛時壓死男友.
 by . - 07/27/05 15:00
 
 男上女下咪唔怕囉
 
 by .. - 07/27/05 15:01

香港XX大學XX朱經武,個名都X過人,叫做破處(paul chu)
 
 by ... - 07/23/05 22:16

topic : 想同其中一個兄弟姊妹脫離關係, 有d乜野手續? 謝!
 
 thread id: 1446150 posted by 人
 on 2005-07-27 23:30:43
 
 你可以打去問下謝偉俊!
 
 by 路過 - 07/28/05 12:21

topic : 如果比我捉倒Twins 既阿嬌呢..
 
 thread id: 1446258 posted by 阿熙
 on 2005-07-28 01:23:43
 
 我要撕開佢件衫,然後除佢胸圍,係咁錫佢
 
 阿嬌一定好香,一定好好撲的
 
 大家話係咪先?
 
 by 阿熙 - 07/28/05 01:24
 
 No, she stinks
 
 by Yeung Sau Shing - 07/28/05 01:47
 
 當然係啦！不過你要撲左我先
 
 by 夏蕙姨 - 07/28/05 07:28
 
 老友, 病向淺中醫
 
 by !? - 07/28/05 08:19

topic : 「尋丫」啟示：懲戒男, 你在哪�堙H
 
 thread id: 1440560 posted by .
 on 2005-07-21 12:34:15
 
 死能左
 
 by KY - 07/25/05 01:07
 
 死唔去
 
 by 懲戒男 - 07/26/05 11:33
 
 當然啦！曱甴生命力強當然死唔去
 
 by 唔 - 07/26/05 11:41

因為香港地少人多, 瘦d就會多d空間。
 如果我係加拿大, 我一定唔減肥
 
 by 港囡女 - 07/27/05 18:20
 
 我有次去旅行, 問我阿爸 , "點解d空姐咁好身材", 我阿爸話..."飛機上d空間已經細啦, 如果個個好似你同你阿媽咁...點推架車仔服務d客啊....你地會塞住個通道架"
 
 by 港囡女 - 07/27/05 18:30

大家覺得本地女明星邊個個口最大?令你最討厭呢?
 
 thread id: 1442367 posted by 食窮郎
 on 2005-07-23 12:34:56
 
 人妖莫文蔚啦, 好似蛇咁, 成隻牛都食得落呀
 
 by dd - 07/23/05 16:36
 
 
 -by samantha - 07/28/05 17:12 (thanks samantha share)

d麻甩佬係咁架啦,我前男友雖然無開口彈我,但我知佢都係嫌我胸細,腰唔夠幼,咁又點姐?同佢親熱個陣米又係期期揸人個胸!!幾唔like佢都要摸架啦,次次都好似愛不釋手咁!有時覺得佢地好怪,唔鍾意但又要摸,好煩!!
 
 by 小女子 - 07/23/05 18:58

想嫁鬼佬其中一個原因 : 佢一定唔會比我D 親戚煩到，最好雞同鴨講。
 
 by GG - 07/29/05 00:03

topic : 個個都話要渣林寶堅尼，你地覺得，個頭幾大渣林寶堅尼先好睇？
 
 thread id: 1447373 posted by Lambo
 on 2005-07-29 10:45:51
 
 個頭塞得入架車就得啦
 
 by ~_~ - 07/29/05 10:54

開個topic叫〔Don't come in〕，但就一路都有人come in，證明人係八卦的。
 
 p.s. 我都係見個topic經常留在page one，先click入黎八卦下。
 
 by 懲戒男 - 07/29/05 05:57

topic : 你地覺得係唔係一定要有個degree先有用?
 
 thread id: 1446625 posted by lilli
 on 2005-07-28 14:19:04
 一命,二運,三風水,四積陰德,五讀書.
 
 by . - 07/28/05 15:08

適婚人數10：8 陰盛陽衰擴大
 
 (too long ,下刪XX字)
 
 by 懲戒男 - 07/29/05 13:50
 
 嘩~~ 陰功囉!
 
 by joe - 07/29/05 13:53

，「女兒小時候胖，那是可愛，長大了胖，那是負擔，連外出帶她買衣服，看到喜愛的衣服，我一口氣要兩件，回家後，再把兩件裁成一件，欣宜才穿得下。」
 by 肥肥姐
 
 -by @@ - 07/29/05 17:10(thanks @@ share)

topic : bored, any ladies need a temp bf today?
 
 thread id: 1446711 posted by baron
 
 baron 你無錢叫雞咩,要上o黎搵女厄.
 
 by haha - 07/29/05 15:04

For women:
 If you are pretty and nice, every age is easy to find BF.
 
 For men:
 If you are smart with good character, you got many chances at all time.
 
 by truth - 07/29/05 14:12
 
 For women:
 If you are pretty and nice, every age is easy to find BF.
 
 For men:
 If you are smart with good character, you got many chances at all time.
 =============================
 呀媽是女人
 
 by takumi - 07/29/05 14:17