做男人的好處...

[vsop]

細個既時候我已經好羨慕做男人.......

[wtyc85]

點解你會羨慕男人呢？

[ash_lone]

做男人的好處係...無!
<br>你係TB?

[hello2008]

你係男定女

[Dilyschong]

女人欠了一些東西, 這唯一的叫男人
<br>

[ikat]

我明啦
<br>你係青頭仔,只係男仔未係男人

[wtyc85]

ikat replied at 2012-10-15 1:07 am
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<br>我明啦
<br>你係青頭仔,只係男仔未係男人
<br>===============================================================
<br>你咁直0架，哈哈

[wtyc85]

ash_lone replied at 2012-10-15 1:02 am
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<br>做男人的好處係...無!
<br>你係TB?
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<br>呢點我好同意你啦

[ash_lone]

wtyc85 replied at 2012-10-15 1:08 am
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<br>ikat replied at 2012-10-15 1:07 am
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<br>我明啦
<br>你係青頭仔,只係男仔未係男人
<br>===============================================================
<br>你咁直0架，哈哈
<br>===============================================================
<br>DIU~

[ikat]

wtyc85 replied at 2012-10-15 1:08 am
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<br>ikat replied at 2012-10-15 1:07 am
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<br>我明啦
<br>你係青頭仔,只係男仔未係男人
<br>===============================================================
<br>你咁直0架，哈哈
<br>===============================================================
<br>

[ikat]

wtyc85 replied at 2012-10-15 1:08 am
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<br>ikat replied at 2012-10-15 1:07 am
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<br>我明啦
<br>你係青頭仔,只係男仔未係男人
<br>===============================================================
<br>你咁直0架，哈哈
<br>===============================================================
<br>
<br>年中遇唔少

[vsop]

wtyc85 1:00am oct 15, 2012
<br>
<br>點解你會羨慕男人呢？
<br>
<br>
<br>因為我唔係囉.......

[ash_lone]

ikat replied at 2012-10-15 1:10 am
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<br>wtyc85 replied at 2012-10-15 1:08 am
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<br>ikat replied at 2012-10-15 1:07 am
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>我明啦
<br>你係青頭仔,只係男仔未係男人
<br>===============================================================
<br>你咁直0架，哈哈
<br>===============================================================
<br>
<br>年中遇唔少
<br>===============================================================
<br>何解遇唔少青頭仔? 因為份工?

[vsop]

ash_lone 1:02am oct 15, 2012
<br>
<br>做男人的好處係...無!
<br>你係TB?
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>當然有好多.....我見唔少...

[ash_lone]

vsop replied at 2012-10-15 1:10 am
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<br>wtyc85 1:00am oct 15, 2012
<br>
<br>點解你會羨慕男人呢？
<br>
<br>
<br>因為我唔係囉.......
<br>===============================================================
<br>而家做手術可以有假賓周, 要幾大有幾大~

[ash_lone]

vsop replied at 2012-10-15 1:11 am
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<br>ash_lone 1:02am oct 15, 2012
<br>
<br>做男人的好處係...無!
<br>你係TB?
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>當然有好多.....我見唔少...
<br>===============================================================
<br>咁不防講來分享下,
<br>我想被人安慰下

[Andrew]

ok 嘅，so far我宜家仲好開心自己係男人

[wtyc85]

ikat replied at 2012-10-15 1:10 am
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<br>wtyc85 replied at 2012-10-15 1:08 am
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<br>ikat replied at 2012-10-15 1:07 am
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>我明啦
<br>你係青頭仔,只係男仔未係男人
<br>===============================================================
<br>你咁直0架，哈哈
<br>===============================================================
<br>
<br>年中遇唔少
<br>===============================================================
<br>你識得人多0者，哈哈

[ikat]

ash_lone replied at 2012-10-15 1:11 am
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<br>ikat replied at 2012-10-15 1:10 am
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<br>wtyc85 replied at 2012-10-15 1:08 am
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<br>ikat replied at 2012-10-15 1:07 am
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>我明啦
<br>你係青頭仔,只係男仔未係男人
<br>===============================================================
<br>你咁直0架，哈哈
<br>===============================================================
<br>
<br>年中遇唔少
<br>===============================================================
<br>何解遇唔少青頭仔? 因為份工?
<br>===============================================================
<br>
<br>岩一半

[wtyc85]

vsop replied at 2012-10-15 1:10 am
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<br>wtyc85 1:00am oct 15, 2012
<br>
<br>點解你會羨慕男人呢？
<br>
<br>
<br>因為我唔係囉.......
<br>===============================================================
<br>哦，咁收到你啦，哈哈

[ash_lone]

Andrew replied at 2012-10-15 1:17 am
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<br>ok 嘅，so far我宜家仲好開心自己係男人
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<br>講到好似就來係女人?

[ash_lone]

ikat replied at 2012-10-15 1:20 am
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<br>ash_lone replied at 2012-10-15 1:11 am
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<br>ikat replied at 2012-10-15 1:10 am
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<br>wtyc85 replied at 2012-10-15 1:08 am
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<br>ikat replied at 2012-10-15 1:07 am
<br>---------------------------------------------------------------
<br>我明啦
<br>你係青頭仔,只係男仔未係男人
<br>===============================================================
<br>你咁直0架，哈哈
<br>===============================================================
<br>
<br>年中遇唔少
<br>===============================================================
<br>何解遇唔少青頭仔? 因為份工?
<br>===============================================================
<br>
<br>岩一半
<br>===============================================================
<br>你係泌尿科護士? 專切包皮部?

[vsop]

Andrew 1:17am oct 15, 2012
<br>
<br>ok 嘅，so far我宜家仲好開心自己係男人
<br>
<br>-----------------------------
<br>
<br>羨慕

[vsop]

或者...係我見多數D女人都麻9煩~

[ash_lone]

vsop replied at 2012-10-15 1:36 am
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<br>或者...係我見多數D女人都麻9煩~
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<br>有女在身旁咪好LOR~ 好過無

[vsop]

我由出世開始身邊就好多仔,因為我係得意B...直到2X歲朋友青一式係仔....
<br>
<br>果時自己有時個心都好虛榮...haha
<br>
<br>因為得我一條女D仔好就我同錫我...簡直係'萬千寵愛'在一身!!
<br>
<br>之後大家各自認真拍拖,朋友話女友唔鐘意佢地有其他女性朋友...
<br>果下真係好憎自己唔係仔.........

[ash_lone]

嘩~嘩~嘩~, 你洗吾洗咁幸福呀~
<br>來, 快D唱隻夢中人~

[vsop]

如果我係仔.......一定日日都溝女
<br>
<br>死在愛海裡.....

[ash_lone]

我身邊都青一式係仔, 我就快轉機(~_~)

[ash_lone]

vsop replied at 2012-10-15 1:52 am
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<br>如果我係仔.......一定日日都溝女
<br>
<br>死在愛海裡.....
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<br>得閒過兩招過來, 高人~
<br>吾係, 應該叫師傅!

[phonebyphone]

咁妳做女都可以日日溝仔架

[vsop]

ash_lone 1:52am oct 15, 2012
<br>
<br>嘩~嘩~嘩~, 你洗吾洗咁幸福呀~
<br>來, 快D唱隻夢中人~
<br>--------------------------------
<br>
<br>我想唱隻舊情人多D....

[ash_lone]

舊情人? 剛剛分手? 乜原因? 快D講出來分享下~

[phonebyphone]

曾經痴戀　曾經分手
<br>如今跟你又聚頭
<br>一種他生的感覺　心底默默流
<br>
<br>
<br>超正.....

[vsop]

"舊情人是個　做到最好偏錯失的結局 怎麼沒有結果　長夜裡恐怕己想得太多  舊情人是個　在腦海中飄過的感歎號 是對是錯也好　離別了只覺我己是迷途"

[vsop]

我諗...呢首仲正
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[vsop]

THAT'S RIGHT!
<br>
<br>〔無心睡眠〕
<br>哦　無心睡眠　哦　腦交戰
<br>哦　無心睡眠　哦　腦交戰
<br>
<br>〔最緊要好玩〕
<br>人其實天生奔放貪玩
<br>原沒有拘束只有笑顏
<br>悲觀我唔慣　追趕太陽似子彈
<br>其實我天生奔放貪玩
<br>唔恨有獎品只要笑顏
<br>不須有人讚　只須我仍覺好玩
<br>
<br>〔變變變〕
<br>我變　我變　我變變變
<br>我變　我變　我變變變
<br>我變　我變　我變變變
<br>
<br>〔天鳥〕
<br>AH HA　我要飛上天上
<br>AH HA　我要冬暖夏涼
<br>AH HA　我要品格高尚
<br>AH HA　我又冇乜o野特長
<br>
<br>〔何家公雞何家猜〕
<br>何家公雞何家猜
<br>何家母雞何家猜
<br>何家小雞何家猜
<br>何家烏雞何家猜
<br>何家飛雞何家猜
<br>何家山雞何家猜
<br>何家傻雞何家猜
<br>何家山雞何家猜
<br>
<br>叉叉　叉叉　叉叉　叉叉
<br>算了　算了　算了　算了
<br>沒有了身邊的她不知不知怎可怎可過日子
<br>叉叉　叉叉　叉叉　叉叉
<br>我似往腦裡腦裡插了根刺
<br>沒有了身邊的她沿途行也會踢到死老鼠
<br>
<br>THAT'S RIGHT!
<br>
<br>〔香港枚〕
<br>孟加拉呀孟加拉　十蚊兜呀十蚊兜
<br>ROBERT ROBERT仔
<br>THAT'S RIGHT!
<br>
<br>〔無心睡眠〕
<br>哦　無心睡眠　哦　腦交戰
<br>
<br>〔台灣枚〕
<br>知知為不知　乎乎不在乎
<br>晚晚去玩o野　去到夜一夜
<br>知知為不知　〔是呀是呀〕
<br>乎乎不在乎　〔對呀對呀〕
<br>晚晚去玩o野　〔好呀好呀好呀〕
<br>你去到夜一夜　〔冇呀冇呀冇呀〕
<br>
<br>發你個財財　一定中　兩個人　三叉仔
<br>四咪四囉　你頂帽　七小小　八皮
<br>九咁長　開晒佢　唔出住　六六　飲！
<br>
<br>擰霖六　長衫六　高腳七　一只大頭六
<br>二三更　瓜老襯　輸到我服
<br>日夜賭場來侍候　生意唔撈兩頭遊
<br>錢輸晒囉　真係冇收　食粥水　頂肚癮
<br>篤o下菜頭　劃CHEQUE又怕佢彈番轉頭
<br>我搵佢借　佢擰o下擰o下頭
<br>籌碼部又詐嬲　佢"手歷"出碼頭將錢收
<br>爛手錶都當晒　含崩冷冇茂
<br>祖先不開眼啊　令我好擔懮
<br>從前知道係咁醜　我就唔駛"足否"街頭
<br>
<br>〔潮洲枚〕
<br>左一拳　右一拳　我o地大家收一拳
<br>
<br>HEY PRETTY LADY　無畏再兜圈子
<br>心癢難搔時　別要收藏心意
<br>小姐妳要咩呀　我潮洲漢包送貨o既　嘻嘻
<br>
<br>堂堂情場英雄　難投懷如小童
<br>長期維持MACHO如史泰龍
<br>堂堂情場英雄　難投懷如小童
<br>長期維持MACHO如史泰龍
<br>哦　史泰龍　哦　史泰龍
<br>肥婆奶奶　奶奶
<br>
<br>〔日本枚〕
<br>輸完又o黎"手羅"過　輸淨散銀幾個的確罪過
<br>抵死o既呢
<br>
<br>吱吱喳　o蓬o蓬o伯
<br>吱吱喳　o蓬o蓬o伯
<br>
<br>〔將冰山劈開〕
<br>你落場內　我落場外　塞車過海　有自唔在
<br>想免受害　相信幕內　以為醒目　以為精彩
<br>寫o左張飛要改　〔填著鑽中寶應該愛〕
<br>一改再改　孖Ｑ三寶也改　〔盲目信貼士棧釘蓋〕
<br>o岩o岩中o左　點解穿o左褲袋　〔盲目信貼士棧釘蓋〕
<br>諗起派彩　卒之尖東跳海　賽馬日又期待
<br>
<br>利智　利智　扭o下擰o下　扭o下擰o下
<br>曾華倩　曾華倩　扭o下擰o下　扭o下擰o下
<br>曾華倩　曾華倩　利智　利智
<br>
<br>〔叉燒包〕
<br>叉燒包　誰愛吃剛出籠的叉燒包
<br>誰愛吃剛出籠的叉燒包　重有那蓮蓉包
<br>菜肉包　魚翅包　豆沙包　應有盡有
<br>廣東包　假使說你不愛吃廣東包
<br>重有那各式各樣上海包　讓我來告訴你
<br>成人饅頭大肉包　小籠饅頭菜肉包
<br>好朋友你到底愛吃哪一樣
<br>你到底愛吃哪一樣　哪一樣
<br>漢堡包　魚柳包　雞尾包　奶油包　菠蘿包
<br>番鬼佬他們愛吃漢堡包
<br>外省人他們愛吃上海包
<br>香港人到底愛吃廣東包　漢堡包　雞尾包　上海包
<br>我最愛吃是叉燒包　o乜包囉
<br>
<br>THAT'S RIGHT!
<br>
<br>〔無心睡眠〕
<br>哦　無心睡眠　哦　腦交戰
<br>哦　無心睡眠　哦　腦交戰
<br>哦　無心睡眠　哦　腦交戰
<br>哦　無心睡眠　哦　腦交戰
<br>獨自我在懷念自己玩o野
<br>HEH　冇o拿
<br>
<br>THAT'S RIGHT!

[vsop]

做男人的好處...因為可以做''臭男人''

[ash_lone]

你一定吾知セ野叫孤獨到臭, 你做左男人就知

[vsop]

<br>做男人的好處...因為可以裸上半身係公共地方,覺得好涼快 :P

[ash_lone]

女人可以係公共地方著裙吾著底, 裸下半身, 好涼快

[vsop]

phonebyphone 1:54am oct 15, 2012
<br>
<br>咁妳做女都可以日日溝仔架
<br>-------------------------------------
<br>仔我唔溝架...剩係錫死佢....HAHAAAAA
<br>

[vsop]

ash_lone 2:34am oct 15, 2012
<br>
<br>女人可以係公共地方著裙吾著底, 裸下半身, 好涼快
<br>==============================================
<br>
<br>你用腦實在D諗啦~ 好唔衛生架~

[phonebyphone]

咁妳都係做女好D
<br>
<br>如果仲可以比妳錫就無敵添

[ash_lone]

見人見至, 例如有D人覺得口交唔係唔衛生

[vsop]

phonebyphone 2:39am oct 15, 2012
<br>
<br>咁妳都係做女好D
<br>
<br>如果仲可以比妳錫就無敵添
<br>====================================
<br>
<br>你唔怕死咩?

[ash_lone]

你係度試問下D男人, 有幾多因衛生問題而吾口交

[vsop]

ash_lone 2:41am oct 15, 2012
<br>
<br>見人見至, 例如有D人覺得口交唔係唔衛生
<br>=========================================
<br>
<br>咁就要睇你是否喜歡洗白白啦!

[ash_lone]

vsop replied at 2012-10-15 2:45 am
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<br>ash_lone 2:41am oct 15, 2012
<br>
<br>見人見至, 例如有D人覺得口交唔係唔衛生
<br>=========================================
<br>
<br>咁就要睇你是否喜歡洗白白啦!
<br>===============================================================
<br>當然, 否則太嚇人喇

[phonebyphone]

vsop replied at 2012-10-15 2:43 am
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<br>phonebyphone 2:39am oct 15, 2012
<br>
<br>咁妳都係做女好D
<br>
<br>如果仲可以比妳錫就無敵添
<br>====================================
<br>
<br>你唔怕死咩?
<br>===============================================================
<br>係唔係慾先慾死呢?