[email protected] 一週年紀念
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<p>我估計好多@she.com chat左好長時間的朋友都唔見左喇 : (<br /><a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a> 一週年紀念, 賺到數個無所不談的朋友,<br />還有對男人有以下見解:<br />(apply於每類型男人,唔理佢哋有無條件,男人感到自己都是何生同劉生,<br />一日未中風,一日多女'痴', 唔怪啲女咁揀擇,d女越正越嚴重)</p>
<p>1. 男人想要靚女<br />2. 男人想要新鮮<br />3. 男人幻想自己很有魅力 (驚條女會痴心,痴身好呀,只當jj無聊的時候)<br />4. 新鮮一次好了<br />5. 超怕失敗,超怕jj唔硬,超怕被太太知,什麼都怕,只有不怕熟沙</p>
<p><br />一年內笑料,我唔記得啲人叫什麼名,唔駛問我:</p>
<p>1. 有兩條友,見面時睇我對波然後吞口水,之後坐立不安,去好耐廁所(相信是雀仔按摩)......又唔係唔幫你按摩,出來做甚麼呀?浪費時間.....</p>
<p>2. 有個哥哥,我同佢一齊白白,我給他特別服務,佢投訴我-無徵求佢同意先bj!!! 然後幫佢tits job,又說無徵求佢同意..... 講到去談心呀???九龍塘呀果豎.....3個鐘要走㗎啦</p>
<p>3. 有個自稱有太太和小孩的,唔識路(唔識去尖東之後過左海)借車揸,無車叉,買被佢又唔識用,約唱k又無唱,只係玩電話,食k buffet只是出去玩電話同囉碟飯,唔夠錢埋單同比停車場,叫我等佢去拿錢,我想即走,唔夠我比(好少錢咋!)...我走唔到,因為佢話唔適路行翻去停車場......最慘之後問我係咪去九龍塘......</p>
<p>4. 有個'物體',聊msn一個月,忽然消失,見怪不怪,一個月之後出現,pop-up and disappear稱為popcorn guys,佢解釋一大餐我話什麼都不用說,我車拍係邊度,佢真係來,放支茶然後走,然後我打電話多謝佢,佢話佢忙唔講,whatsapp佢唔覆,<br />到現在兩個星期,我唔知那個'物體'是誰,下次出手重啲啦....有無手袋鑽石放底呀??</p>
<p>5. 有單野聽翻來嘅,<br />有條女叫個男人伴佢跳舞,好夜喇,然後叫條仔喪揸車兩個鐘,不停揸,三四點頂唔順,好累,不如去真係瞓覺,最後去左九龍塘,條女唔比條仔來,但係自己自摸,條仔見狀幫幫佢,但係條女發皮四話,條仔左住佢自摸!!條仔一瞓然後條女拿條仔手自摸,數次之後,條仔終於放下100蚊叫佢自己坐的士走,條仔走先,但係天光了......<br /><br /><br />仲有無笑料呀??</p>
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都好多奇遇~
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世界之大，真的是無奇不有。
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hi dily
<br>咁都幾好喎,識到幾個傾到計既人,唔知可以點同妳聯絡下呢?
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文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:06 pm
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<br>都好多奇遇~
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<br>Very Funny always
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Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 5:11 pm
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<br>文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:06 pm
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<br>都好多奇遇~
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<br>Very Funny always
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<br>所以呢幾年都好少單獨見netfd~
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kent replied at 2012-07-08 5:10 pm
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<br>hi dily
<br>咁都幾好喎,識到幾個傾到計既人,唔知可以點同妳聯絡下呢?
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<br>版主咪放左contact 係heading 到囉，Low B!
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文度王,
<br>新料來的......
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<br>Dilys
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Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:12 pm
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<br>kent replied at 2012-07-08 5:10 pm
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<br>hi dily
<br>咁都幾好喎,識到幾個傾到計既人,唔知可以點同妳聯絡下呢?
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<br>版主咪放左contact 係heading 到囉，Low B!
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<br>睇唔到未必係low b ge......^^
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Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 5:14 pm
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<br>文度王,
<br>新料來的......
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<br>Dilys
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<br>咁快多搵多d笑料～
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文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:14 pm
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<br>Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:12 pm
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<br>kent replied at 2012-07-08 5:10 pm
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<br>hi dily
<br>咁都幾好喎,識到幾個傾到計既人,唔知可以點同妳聯絡下呢?
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<br>版主咪放左contact 係heading 到囉，Low B!
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<br>睇唔到未必係low b ge......^^
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<br>thx.
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Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:12 pm
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<br>kent replied at 2012-07-08 5:10 pm
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<br>hi dily
<br>咁都幾好喎,識到幾個傾到計既人,唔知可以點同妳聯絡下呢?
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<br>版主咪放左contact 係heading 到囉，Low B!
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<br>行規- Low B者不覆
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Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 5:18 pm
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<br>Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:12 pm
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<br>kent replied at 2012-07-08 5:10 pm
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<br>hi dily
<br>咁都幾好喎,識到幾個傾到計既人,唔知可以點同妳聯絡下呢?
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<br>版主咪放左contact 係heading 到囉，Low B!
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<br>行規- Low B者不覆
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<br>請唔好誤會,我只係認真咁問妳
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Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 5:18 pm
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<br>Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:12 pm
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<br>kent replied at 2012-07-08 5:10 pm
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<br>hi dily
<br>咁都幾好喎,識到幾個傾到計既人,唔知可以點同妳聯絡下呢?
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<br>版主咪放左contact 係heading 到囉，Low B!
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<br>行規- Low B者不覆
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<br>邊行既行規呀.......^^
<br>所以我知機......唔apply......
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文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:14 pm
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<br>Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:12 pm
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<br>kent replied at 2012-07-08 5:10 pm
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<br>hi dily
<br>咁都幾好喎,識到幾個傾到計既人,唔知可以點同妳聯絡下呢?
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<br>版主咪放左contact 係heading 到囉，Low B!
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<br>睇唔到未必係low b ge......^^
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<br>女人鍾意男人smart, 如果未睇清楚就問或答，在印象分中會扣，因為咁樣會令女人覺得男人唔夠細心。例如，一啲男人出post 搵partner, 有啲男人都可以dum msn落去，呢啲咪係吾細心睇清楚囉。
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文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:23 pm
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<br>行規- Low B者不覆
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<br>邊行既行規呀.......^^
<br>所以我知機......唔apply......
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<br>Here is no application, only share funny stuff : )
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Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 5:31 pm
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<br>文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:23 pm
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<br>行規- Low B者不覆
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<br>邊行既行規呀.......^^
<br>所以我知機......唔apply......
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<br>Here is no application, only share funny stuff : )
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<br>重有咩笑料分享呢~
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Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:30 pm
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<br>文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:14 pm
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<br>Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:12 pm
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<br>kent replied at 2012-07-08 5:10 pm
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<br>hi dily
<br>咁都幾好喎,識到幾個傾到計既人,唔知可以點同妳聯絡下呢?
<br>===============================================================
<br>版主咪放左contact 係heading 到囉，Low B!
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<br>
<br>睇唔到未必係low b ge......^^
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<br>女人鍾意男人smart, 如果未睇清楚就問或答，在印象分中會扣，因為咁樣會令女人覺得男人唔夠細心。例如，一啲男人出post 搵partner, 有啲男人都可以dum msn落去，呢啲咪係吾細心睇清楚囉。
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<br>可能佢真係想搵男人呢.......^^
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Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:30 pm
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<br>女人鍾意男人smart, 如果未睇清楚就問或答，在印象分中會扣，因為咁樣會令女人覺得男人唔夠細心。例如，一啲男人出post 搵partner, 有啲男人都可以dum msn落去，呢啲咪係吾細心睇清楚囉。
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<br>好多人只是吹水所謂SEX用KEYBOARD, not use JJ
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文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:33 pm
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<br>重有咩笑料分享呢~
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<br>無啦...我啲野好魚喇
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Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 5:37 pm
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<br>Low B replied at 2012-07-08 5:30 pm
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<br>女人鍾意男人smart, 如果未睇清楚就問或答，在印象分中會扣，因為咁樣會令女人覺得男人唔夠細心。例如，一啲男人出post 搵partner, 有啲男人都可以dum msn落去，呢啲咪係吾細心睇清楚囉。
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<br>好多人只是吹水所謂SEX用KEYBOARD, not use JJ
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<br>做咩講我......^^
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文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:45 pm
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<br>好多人只是吹水所謂SEX用KEYBOARD, not use JJ
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<br>做咩講我......^^
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<br>我知道喇
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Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 5:41 pm
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<br>文度王 replied at 2012-07-08 5:33 pm
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<br>重有咩笑料分享呢~
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<br>無啦...我啲野好魚喇
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<br>仲會有d笑料既,講黎聽下
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文度兄,
<br>六壯士誰是大叔?
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DC
<br>你都算遇唔少'正'野喎.
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一年都已經咁多笑料.....勵害
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adele replied at 2012-07-08 6:16 pm
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<br>DC
<br>你都算遇唔少'正'野喎.
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<br>你又有冇遇過咩奇遇呢.......^^
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你又有冇遇過咩奇遇呢.......^^
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<br>唔........都算有嘅, 但近年我都深閏簡出, 好少單獨見人.
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adele replied at 2012-07-08 6:24 pm
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<br>你又有冇遇過咩奇遇呢.......^^
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<br>唔........都算有嘅, 但近年我都深閏簡出, 好少單獨見人.
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<br>有時唔見好過見......^^
<br>咁分享下可以嘛～
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有時唔見好過見......^^
<br>咁分享下可以嘛～
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<br>咪又係嗰d以為飲得野就上得床嗰d.
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<br>不過呢個case算經典:
<br>試過同一個識得都耐的nf去睇戲, 仲要睇鬼片.
<br>由於我對鬼片免疫, 完全唔會驚, 都成程都好似佢仲驚過我仲,
<br>點知散場後佢講咗句野到我驚,
<br>佢話佢硬咗, 問我可唔可以同佢去開房.
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我係行動組-堅抽為實
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dc
<br>唔好咁悲講不幸經歷, 有無遇過好野?
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adele replied at 2012-07-08 6:51 pm
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<br>有時唔見好過見......^^
<br>咁分享下可以嘛～
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<br>咪又係嗰d以為飲得野就上得床嗰d.
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<br>不過呢個case算經典:
<br>試過同一個識得都耐的nf去睇戲, 仲要睇鬼片.
<br>由於我對鬼片免疫, 完全唔會驚, 都成程都好似佢仲驚過我仲,
<br>點知散場後佢講咗句野到我驚,
<br>佢話佢硬咗, 問我可唔可以同佢去開房.
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<br>hahahaha,有無套片講: jerjer 一硬,一定要切!!嘅片
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adele replied at 2012-07-08 6:53 pm
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<br>dc
<br>唔好咁悲講不幸經歷, 有無遇過好野?
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<br>成世流流長,未到結束,都唔埋單
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hahahaha,有無套片講: jerjer 一硬,一定要切!!嘅片
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<br>我叫佢不如去睇下醫生啦, 鬼片都有反應.
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Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 6:58 pm
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<br>adele replied at 2012-07-08 6:53 pm
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<br>dc
<br>唔好咁悲講不幸經歷, 有無遇過好野?
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<br>成世流流長,未到結束,都唔埋單
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<br>依個我好認同
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adele replied at 2012-07-08 6:58 pm
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<br>hahahaha,有無套片講: jerjer 一硬,一定要切!!嘅片
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<br>我叫佢不如去睇下醫生啦, 鬼片都有反應.
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<br>睇邊科??
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adele replied at 2012-07-08 6:58 pm
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<br>hahahaha,有無套片講: jerjer 一硬,一定要切!!嘅片
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<br>我叫佢不如去睇下醫生啦, 鬼片都有反應.
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<br>haha...係咪妳太吸引呀
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kent replied at 2012-07-08 7:00 pm
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<br>成世流流長,未到結束,都唔埋單
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<br>依個我好認同
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<br>so, we are still in she.com
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kent replied at 2012-07-08 7:01 pm
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<br>adele replied at 2012-07-08 6:58 pm
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<br>hahahaha,有無套片講: jerjer 一硬,一定要切!!嘅片
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<br>我叫佢不如去睇下醫生啦, 鬼片都有反應.
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<br>haha...係咪妳太吸引呀
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<br>adele好令女㗎 : )
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睇邊科??
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<br>我淨叫佢睇醫生咋, 佢鐘意睇邊科咪邊科囉, 佢歡喜嘅睇婦科都得.
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<br>kent
<br>我呢d豬扒中女, 邊度會吸引.
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Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 7:01 pm
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<br>kent replied at 2012-07-08 7:00 pm
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<br>成世流流長,未到結束,都唔埋單
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<br>依個我好認同
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<br>so, we are still in she.com
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<br>有d人會係囉,但係我只係放假冇野做咪上黎,打發下時間咋.上左黎反而仲覺好悶,好少正常d既女仔係度
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kent, 文度王, adele,
<br>去唔去唱k
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adele replied at 2012-07-08 7:04 pm
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<br>睇邊科??
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<br>我淨叫佢睇醫生咋, 佢鐘意睇邊科咪邊科囉, 佢歡喜嘅睇婦科都得.
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<br>kent
<br>我呢d豬扒中女, 邊度會吸引.
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<br>咁豬扒中女,佢可能都覺有feel呢,大把人係咁架
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kent replied at 2012-07-08 7:05 pm
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<br>有d人會係囉,但係我只係放假冇野做咪上黎,打發下時間咋.上左黎反而仲覺好悶,好少正常d既女仔係度
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<br>我都唔係好正常,因為我唔係港女
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kent, 文度王, adele,
<br>去唔去唱k
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<br>幾時? 今晚唔得, 有約.
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<br>咁豬扒中女,佢可能都覺有feel呢,大把人係咁架
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<br>佢一定係餓過頭, 變咗飢民.
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Dilyschong replied at 2012-07-08 7:07 pm
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<br>kent replied at 2012-07-08 7:05 pm
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<br>有d人會係囉,但係我只係放假冇野做咪上黎,打發下時間咋.上左黎反而仲覺好悶,好少正常d既女仔係度
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<br>我都唔係好正常,因為我唔係港女
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<br>我依家咩都冇所謂,只係想揾下人傾下,同埋我都對港女冇咩感覺
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adele replied at 2012-07-08 7:08 pm
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<br>kent, 文度王, adele,
<br>去唔去唱k
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<br>幾時? 今晚唔得, 有約.
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<br>咁豬扒中女,佢可能都覺有feel呢,大把人係咁架
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<br>佢一定係餓過頭, 變咗飢民.
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<br>好大機會係.同埋我見到妳先會相信妳係咪咁豬扒中女囉
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adele replied at 2012-07-08 6:51 pm
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<br>有時唔見好過見......^^
<br>咁分享下可以嘛～
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<br>咪又係嗰d以為飲得野就上得床嗰d.
<br>
<br>不過呢個case算經典:
<br>試過同一個識得都耐的nf去睇戲, 仲要睇鬼片.
<br>由於我對鬼片免疫, 完全唔會驚, 都成程都好似佢仲驚過我仲,
<br>點知散場後佢講咗句野到我驚,
<br>佢話佢硬咗, 問我可唔可以同佢去開房.
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<br>睇鬼片硬都係一個幾好既籍口~
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