I will marry myself and invite pretty girls to my solo wedding
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I decide that since I cannot be loyal to just one girl and I would like to get married, so I would book a solo wedding reception at a 5 star hotel in Macau. There will be no bride and I will say "I Do" to myself and exchange my left hand and right hand rings.
However, if you are a pretty girl, you are cordially invited to my wedding reception and can join my honeymoon trip spending the night at my honeymoon suite:-)
If interested, please let me know.
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are you able reproduce by yourself?
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你依個決定好適合你,
我一早都覺得你有一點自戀
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Are you going to masturbate in front of the guests after u said "I do"?
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Just good for a narcissistic maniac
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:) replied at 2010-10-23 11:58 am
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Are you going to masturbate in front of the guests after u said "I do"?
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that's called 'making love to himself' hahaha
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maybe his finger and penis should exchange ring in the wedding
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He's got the right and left hands to demonstrate as well. Hehe
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I doubt if the ring can ever put on his penis without dropping. :p
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:) replied at 2010-10-23 12:09 pm
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He's got the right and left hands to demonstrate as well. Hehe
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if he exchanged rings with his penis, they will never be parted till death
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:) replied at 2010-10-23 12:11 pm
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I doubt if the ring can ever put on his penis without dropping. :p
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can be tailor made ma
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the ring on his penis can function as a chastity belt when neccessary, "you must be loyal to Mrs Palm and her five daughters!"
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It seems that many ppl here (hopefully girls only) are obsessed with my penis and fingers:-)
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But how Mr Penis can kiss the loving bride (Mrs Palm)?