I will marry myself and invite pretty girls to my solo wedding

I decide that since I cannot be loyal to just one girl and I would like to get married, so I would book a solo wedding reception at a 5 star hotel in Macau. There will be no bride and I will say "I Do" to myself and exchange my left hand and right hand rings. However, if you are a pretty girl, you are cordially invited to my wedding reception and can join my honeymoon trip spending the night at my honeymoon suite:-) If interested, please let me know.

are you able reproduce by yourself?

你依個決定好適合你,
 我一早都覺得你有一點自戀

Are you going to masturbate in front of the guests after u said "I do"?

Just good for a narcissistic maniac

:) replied at 2010-10-23 11:58 am
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 Are you going to masturbate in front of the guests after u said "I do"?
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 that's called 'making love to himself' hahaha

maybe his finger and penis should exchange ring in the wedding

He's got the right and left hands to demonstrate as well. Hehe

I doubt if the ring can ever put on his penis without dropping. :p

:) replied at 2010-10-23 12:09 pm
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 He's got the right and left hands to demonstrate as well. Hehe
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 if he exchanged rings with his penis, they will never be parted till death

:) replied at 2010-10-23 12:11 pm
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 I doubt if the ring can ever put on his penis without dropping. :p
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 can be tailor made ma

the ring on his penis can function as a chastity belt when neccessary, "you must be loyal to Mrs Palm and her five daughters!"

It seems that many ppl here (hopefully girls only) are obsessed with my penis and fingers:-)

But how Mr Penis can kiss the loving bride (Mrs Palm)?