偷食之談



  • 有次玩line識左個女仔,起初都係吹下水,之後交換左fb就日日都傾,有次我係FBI post有冇人陪食飯,點知佢又係搵腳,咪一齊食囉,佢係住旺角既我地就約左係朗豪坊等



  • 冇反應,咁唔講喇



  • 後來點?



  • 到見面都冇乜野,雖然第一次見,不過都係普通人一個,之後佢帶我去佢食開果間打冷,我問佢係邊架,佢答,係前面維多利亜酒店之嘛



  • 食完一輪,一支又一支啤酒,同佢又幾好傾,之後就問佢,又會肯出黎同我食飯既,佢話,早兩日同條仔嘈交而家冷戰緊,想搵人陪下,哦原來係咁



  • no more?



  • 咁乖?



  • 做緊野晏少少再打



  • 講結局有無爆房就得



  • 咸濕男 replied at 2013-08-22 3:27 pm


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    講結局有無爆房就得


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    咁快講結局好無趣味性架喎





  • 屌你老母咩, 咁撚7 SLOW



  • 咸濕男 replied at 2013-08-22 3:55 pm


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    屌你老母咩, 咁撚7 SLOW


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    版主個晚咪你媽咪~點slow呢



  • bibi replied at 2013-08-22 3:58 pm


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    咸濕男 replied at 2013-08-22 3:55 pm


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    屌你老母咩, 咁撚7 SLOW


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    版主個晚咪你媽咪~點slow呢


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    係咪出唔到野..唔想提呀?



  • 咁唔講囉



  • 粗口唔關我事啵





    等版主結局中



  • 屌, 咁L悶的開場白



  • 然後呢



  • 我襟壞左個 F5,而家去買新 Keyboard.


    版主.我等你!



  • iamzaza replied at 2013-08-22 4:53 pm


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    然後呢


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    然後就係我同妳完成個ending



  • 之後都唔係飲左好多即,但係佢面紅紅咁,仲話可以再飲,咁我就叫多兩支,一係唔飲一飲就出事喇,飮飲下佢就湯左係張枱上面,噢,唔係嘛,我拿拿林扶起佢,帶左佢入洗手間,一路掃佢背佢一路嘔



  • OMG....


    然後呢



  • 等等先多野做



  • 然後佢係咁掃我背脊, 搞到我慶晒, 仲想除我條褲...



  • 仲話就地正法我, 唔去維記, 慳番幾舊...於是我...



  • 除左條褲, 佢跟住 mau 低, 仲拉低我條底褲......之後佢仲大叫......



  • 嘩....好精彩,快做完野繼續:p



  • 因為佢......





    見到........








    我條大賓周, 冇錯, 我係未完成既 '變性人' ... 跟住佢仲話...



  • Haha



  • 果個'女'仔 replied at 2013-08-22 5:41 pm


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    因為佢......





    見到........








    我條大賓周, 冇錯, 我係未完成既 '變性人' ... 跟住佢仲話...


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    LIKE x 100000000000000





    hahaha......



  • 玩故事接龍 @@"



  • ... 跟住佢仲話...





    人一世物一世, 屎就屎啦, 一口就含住我, 典知.....


    響呢個 moment..., 外面有人拍門, 仲有差佬果 d over over 聲響出便, 但佢冇理到, 仲一路含, chok, 我雖然驚, 但勁 high...



  • 一路接落去haha



  • 果個'女'仔 replied at 2013-08-22 5:47 pm


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    ... 跟住佢仲話...





    人一世物一世, 屎就屎啦, 一口就含住我, 典知.....


    響呢個 moment..., 外面有人拍門, 仲有差佬果 d over over 聲響出便, 但佢冇理到, 仲一路含, chok, 我雖然驚, 但勁 high...


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    妖.....笑死人咩.....wakakaaa....



  • 跟住我個女仔 friend呀 cathy 打俾我, 響個電話度佢笑到收唔到聲, 仲話我屋企隻貓俾鄰居陳你伯姦左..., 佢幫我報左警, 而家差人問我追唔追......帘



  • 突然間..... 我 "啊................"





    我全部射晒響佢面上...


    仲見到佢 lam lam 利 tim;





    另一方面, Cathy 笑能到底褲都濕收晒, 仲問差人借紙巾...



  • 哇哈哈,咁你呢



  • yikfan replied at 2013-08-22 6:04 pm


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    哇哈哈,咁你呢


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    哇哈哈呢三個字今時今日咪亂用, 市值60億, 告你架



  • 果個'女'仔 replied at 2013-08-22 6:08 pm


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    yikfan replied at 2013-08-22 6:04 pm


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    哇哈哈,咁你呢


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    哇哈哈呢三個字今時今日咪亂用, 市值60億, 告你架


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    比你告,我心甘命抵啦haha



  • 即係就咁完左?



  • iamzaza replied at 2013-08-22 7:44 pm


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    即係就咁完左?


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    你仲未夠喉?仲想要?haha



  • 係大貪少少



  • 講埋下半場好喎...



  • 今曰唔得喇返緊屋企



  • 咁我聽日再嚟...



  • 果個女仔個故仔作得好生動有趣



  • 好,聽日要大家慾火焚生haha



  • yikfan replied at 2013-08-22 8:11 pm


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    好,聽日要大家慾火焚生haha


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    咁真係要除定條褲聽故仔喇



  • 呵呵…


    咁好彩你今次唔係遇到恐龍既?



  • 果個'女'仔 replied at 2013-08-22 5:54 pm


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    跟住我個女仔 friend呀 cathy 打俾我, 響個電話度佢笑到收唔到聲, 仲話我屋企隻貓俾鄰居陳你伯姦左..., 佢幫我報左警, 而家差人問我追唔追......帘


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    Haha.....你真喺好鬼抵死嘅gei :p


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