Olympic Sex
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Come across to this joke today, wanna share
Never ask for Olympic sex.........
As it only happen once every four years............
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Haha so funny
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Actually there are more jokes
I am so bored that i am actually reading jokes
since we are in sex board, i might as well put up some sex related jokes here.
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The three words you don’t want to hear, while you are making love are:
"Honey, I am home.”
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Can you shave or something?
Blowing you is like having my teeth flossed!
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My wife and I had our best sex during the divorce.
It was like cheating on our lawyers.
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A psychiatrist told me and my wife that we should have sex every night.
As a result, now, we never see each other at night.
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Smart girls know how to play tennis, piano and dumb!
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Kisses
It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.
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Firemen
Men are like firemen.
To us, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we are doing, we can be ready in two minutes.
Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They are very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
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abetter 7:41pm mar 16, 2011
Can you shave or something?
Blowing you is like having my teeth flossed!
i like this the best
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good to know!
does the joke remind you an "experience"?
hahahaha
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haha, yes, my sp never shave
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Q: Why did the cowboy have sh!t in his moustache?
A: Because he has been looking for love in all the wrong places.
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geddit? ^_^
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hey idiot,
thanks for sharing, but that's gross!
hey gal,
your sp is a lucky man