Just out of curiosity, what is the WORST pickup line you have ever heard or made?
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hmmmm. I thought you have a deck of tarot cards all laid out infront of you while going online. it sounds eerie...haha
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No honey, not while I am at work, haha
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its just my cliche, it has no relevant meanings. Just trying to help out Mr. cap here.
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<br>Hey are you at work now? slacking?
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what about mandarin? -_-
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cap. you are like a pop up and I am about to use my norton pro to delete you! haha. just kidding ! what is your question. Can you just explain to us what you want to know.
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In LKF "do you have a map because im lost in your eyes." hahaha!
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e.g. cap walks to barbiedolhk, says "hello, 妳好,我地真係有緣喇.. 下.. 我英文麻麻地喎,真係要講英文先得呀..? 不如講廣東話啦,當免費幫妳補習喇"
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<br>does it work for you gals? i mean what's my chance for you not turning your head away? -_-
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Yeah, I am at work... so now you know I am not a responsible employee... hahahaha
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yes I am too drawn here by the full moon but this thread is getting weirder by the moment
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Cap: Just be creative, I think they have pretty good pickup lines in Cantonese or Mandarin too, don't they?
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LB: are you crashing my place again? =.= hahaa
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nayio
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<br>The only kind of work that offers such flexibity must either be 1. you are the boss. 2. you work for the governments. A wild guess - City Hall?
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nayio, but i've never really picked up any girls in my whole life.. that's the major problem other than language barrier..
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cap
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<br>for me whatever you say is not important, if you could capture my eyes by your looks, you dont have to say a thing and I will probably buy you coffee at starbucks
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Barbie: The answer is neither of the above. Haha
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how old are you gals by the way? 24 and 24?
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Poor cap.... U only deserved a Starbucks...
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<br>barbie... u know, it's 800 calories/ cup
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25, turning 26 in 7 months....
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yes poor me.. i can't take any milk..
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ok nayio. Seems like I dont have the proper clearance. Until I reach level 7 (higher than the President), I will not pester you again.
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<br>cap- we hold the secrets to the fountain of youth and we also posess the holy grail, time has no holding on us. ====I got that from Raiders of the lost ark====
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nayio, you got a very obvious ABC face
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I'm a year younger :)
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23 and 25 then? nice
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Oh honey, u know I don't mean anything at all.
<br>I don't wanna be lame... but you are so much like my friend, Hilary... that's why I can't stop teasing :P
<br>Don't panic, I am not a les.... hahahaha
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<br>cap: I am not an ABC la...
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one bad thing about me is that whenever I'm thinking of approaching a gal, I'll get 腰果眼 immediately that makes me look kinda 鹹濕 (at least i think so). would that really be a turn off for gals? any cure? :-(
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24 25 . What do you mean nice? elaborate and make me (us) happy
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CBC then. whatever. can't really tell the difference between a CBC and ABC from the way they talk. maybe ABC tends to be more beeleebala..
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I said 24 24.. that means I got a very good guess.. which is nice... are you happy with my explanation? -_-
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hahhaah
<br>whahahaah
<br>OMG... 腰果眼? you are a cartoon character or sth?
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nayio
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<br>Everywhere I go I become someone else's body double. Its kind of fun to hear about these compliments. Dont worry, I dont discriminate people having alternative lifestyles *Laugh * but anyway just a quickie, in what ways?
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cap
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<br>I suggest you start wearing a pair of shades.
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the contraction of eyebags forms 腰果眼.. hope you get the pic.. i hate it. but no, can't really control it by conscientiousness.. only makes it worse..
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you know, the pair that NEO uses in Matrix
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U know, not only that you talk like her, she was back from the states too, and u guys kinda look alike too...
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<br>if I know she didn't go to France last year for sure... i would think you guys are the same person =.=
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In LKF
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<br>1. "do you have a map because im lost in your eyes."
<br>2. 你雙眼好靚o播。。。。。o伊。。不過你眼角有粒黃色o野呀!(眼屎!)
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<br>^o^
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barbie, i got 4 eyes already.. you mean adding another 2 more eyes helps?
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hahhahaha, OMG... this is so funny
<br>i am actually laughing out loud in my office =.= GOD!
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This lame one is from Friends season one:
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<br>Well, ever-ev-... ever since she (my ex gf) left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform ... sexually.
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- 你雙眼好靚o播。。。。。o伊。。不過你眼角有粒黃色o野呀!(眼屎!)
<br>< -- So mo liu =.=
- 你雙眼好靚o播。。。。。o伊。。不過你眼角有粒黃色o野呀!(眼屎!)
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Whahahah, Brian is a fan of Friends?
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blahahahaha
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原來老土既野係妳地眼中係咁好笑既.. i should watch more 粵語殘片 then..
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<br>i'm actually watching one on tvb now..
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almost wet my pants from the sudden burst of drools from my mouth. Bladder inflated goto go take a leak.
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oh bummer, its almost 4 in the morning. I goto get my beauty sleep. Thanks for the great chat guys, cap, nayio and the mysterious Brian and LB. good nite.
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leaving la?
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the story of 粵語殘片 is really stupid.. i wish the reality is as simple as that..
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Good night... and take care ~
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Cap: why are you still staying up? No work tmr?
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no work. i'm here coz of this thread. though I haven't really learnt anything constructive yet..
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Well... then how can i help u?