偷食之談
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有次玩line識左個女仔,起初都係吹下水,之後交換左fb就日日都傾,有次我係FBI post有冇人陪食飯,點知佢又係搵腳,咪一齊食囉,佢係住旺角既我地就約左係朗豪坊等
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冇反應,咁唔講喇
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後來點?
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到見面都冇乜野,雖然第一次見,不過都係普通人一個,之後佢帶我去佢食開果間打冷,我問佢係邊架,佢答,係前面維多利亜酒店之嘛
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食完一輪,一支又一支啤酒,同佢又幾好傾,之後就問佢,又會肯出黎同我食飯既,佢話,早兩日同條仔嘈交而家冷戰緊,想搵人陪下,哦原來係咁
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no more?
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咁乖?
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做緊野晏少少再打
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講結局有無爆房就得
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咸濕男 replied at 2013-08-22 3:27 pm
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講結局有無爆房就得
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咁快講結局好無趣味性架喎
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呼
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屌你老母咩, 咁撚7 SLOW
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咸濕男 replied at 2013-08-22 3:55 pm
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屌你老母咩, 咁撚7 SLOW
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版主個晚咪你媽咪~點slow呢
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bibi replied at 2013-08-22 3:58 pm
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咸濕男 replied at 2013-08-22 3:55 pm
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屌你老母咩, 咁撚7 SLOW
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版主個晚咪你媽咪~點slow呢
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係咪出唔到野..唔想提呀?
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咁唔講囉
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粗口唔關我事啵
等版主結局中
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屌, 咁L悶的開場白
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然後呢
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我襟壞左個 F5,而家去買新 Keyboard.
版主.我等你!
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iamzaza replied at 2013-08-22 4:53 pm
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然後呢
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然後就係我同妳完成個ending
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之後都唔係飲左好多即,但係佢面紅紅咁,仲話可以再飲,咁我就叫多兩支,一係唔飲一飲就出事喇,飮飲下佢就湯左係張枱上面,噢,唔係嘛,我拿拿林扶起佢,帶左佢入洗手間,一路掃佢背佢一路嘔
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OMG....
然後呢
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等等先多野做
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然後佢係咁掃我背脊, 搞到我慶晒, 仲想除我條褲...
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仲話就地正法我, 唔去維記, 慳番幾舊...於是我...
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除左條褲, 佢跟住 mau 低, 仲拉低我條底褲......之後佢仲大叫......
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嘩....好精彩,快做完野繼續:p
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因為佢......
見到........
我條大賓周, 冇錯, 我係未完成既 '變性人' ... 跟住佢仲話...
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Haha
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果個'女'仔 replied at 2013-08-22 5:41 pm
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因為佢......
見到........
我條大賓周, 冇錯, 我係未完成既 '變性人' ... 跟住佢仲話...
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LIKE x 100000000000000
hahaha......
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玩故事接龍 @@"
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... 跟住佢仲話...
人一世物一世, 屎就屎啦, 一口就含住我, 典知.....
響呢個 moment..., 外面有人拍門, 仲有差佬果 d over over 聲響出便, 但佢冇理到, 仲一路含, chok, 我雖然驚, 但勁 high...
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一路接落去haha
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果個'女'仔 replied at 2013-08-22 5:47 pm
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... 跟住佢仲話...
人一世物一世, 屎就屎啦, 一口就含住我, 典知.....
響呢個 moment..., 外面有人拍門, 仲有差佬果 d over over 聲響出便, 但佢冇理到, 仲一路含, chok, 我雖然驚, 但勁 high...
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妖.....笑死人咩.....wakakaaa....
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跟住我個女仔 friend呀 cathy 打俾我, 響個電話度佢笑到收唔到聲, 仲話我屋企隻貓俾鄰居陳你伯姦左..., 佢幫我報左警, 而家差人問我追唔追......帘
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突然間..... 我 "啊................"
我全部射晒響佢面上...
仲見到佢 lam lam 利 tim;
另一方面, Cathy 笑能到底褲都濕收晒, 仲問差人借紙巾...
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哇哈哈,咁你呢
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yikfan replied at 2013-08-22 6:04 pm
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哇哈哈,咁你呢
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哇哈哈呢三個字今時今日咪亂用, 市值60億, 告你架
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果個'女'仔 replied at 2013-08-22 6:08 pm
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yikfan replied at 2013-08-22 6:04 pm
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哇哈哈,咁你呢
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哇哈哈呢三個字今時今日咪亂用, 市值60億, 告你架
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比你告,我心甘命抵啦haha
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即係就咁完左?
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iamzaza replied at 2013-08-22 7:44 pm
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即係就咁完左?
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你仲未夠喉?仲想要?haha
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係大貪少少
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講埋下半場好喎...
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今曰唔得喇返緊屋企
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咁我聽日再嚟...
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果個女仔個故仔作得好生動有趣
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好,聽日要大家慾火焚生haha
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yikfan replied at 2013-08-22 8:11 pm
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好,聽日要大家慾火焚生haha
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咁真係要除定條褲聽故仔喇
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呵呵…
咁好彩你今次唔係遇到恐龍既?
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果個'女'仔 replied at 2013-08-22 5:54 pm
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跟住我個女仔 friend呀 cathy 打俾我, 響個電話度佢笑到收唔到聲, 仲話我屋企隻貓俾鄰居陳你伯姦左..., 佢幫我報左警, 而家差人問我追唔追......帘
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Haha.....你真喺好鬼抵死嘅gei :p